Girl, You Try So Hard

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Black Fran Drescher is really trying her best to stay in the relevancy loop, bless her annoying little soul.
The songbird [1] performed at the Century 21 Path to Your Dreams sweepstakes check presentation last night. I’m not going to take the bait and make a joke on her over it.

She hasn’t resorted to releasing any nude flicks of herself [intended for Nelly's eyes only, of course], thrown Irv Gotti under the same bus he shoved her in front of, hanging out with Kim Kardashian for publicity, or shaving off half of her hair for a spot in the trending topics on Twitter – - yet. And I am damn proud of her for it. Gold star for you!

[1] That’s what we call em now.

Photo-chopped & Screwed: Why Won’t You Let Ciara Be Great?!

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This isn’t the sweetest thing I’ve ever known but its gunning for the top spot. This coupon is the result of the hard and diligent work of somebody no doubt bored at their computer but may Sweet Minty Jesus shower his blessing down on them still the same.

Now if this was a coupon to Kim Kardashian’s new store in Miami I would be sold!

Instead of flooding the comment section of various blogs [ahem] Ciara’s fans and stans should just pull all of their funds together go out and buy a single copy of Marta Ride. What you think they all mad at me for? [© Queen Creole Crawfish]

Coupon via Sandra Rose

Roseanne Was Right!

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Rihanna is indeed a whore for propaganda. Last week the gossip was that she was spotted out at dinner with new rumored boyfriend, Los Angeles Lakers center Andrew Bynum. It actually turns out that Pon De Forehead may have been getting her Kim Kardashian on: seeking publicity by any means necessary. Girl, you so thirsty!

According to Bynum, he was eating dinner with his family (parents) at Mastro’s Steakhouse and Rihanna and her companions were seated at a nearby table. Rihanna came over and introduced herself to Andrew and asked if she could have a photo with him. Andrew was flattered and happily complied.

They left around the same time, and paparazzi outside got all riled up, assuming they had dinner together. Rihanna didn’t deny it. Naturally rumors that they were on a date buzzed all over town. Afterward Bynum wondered if she had used him in some way or it was a coincidence. [source]

The negro community frowns down on your shenanigans, Robyn. See more candids of Rihanna and Jay-Z after the jump.

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Oprah Doesn’t Wear Weave But Kim K. Does

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Oprah made it public knowledge on her talk show last week that she does not wear weave by posting a picture [click] of her natural hair. Like that’s supposed to prove some shit.

Look, I could give two limp dicks either way but the picture doesn’t really prove anything.  I actually believe that is her natural hair in the picture she showed but I also think she probably has a bathroom drawer full of hair too.

You know what kinda yaki is being produced at the Knowles Compound nowadays? Until I feel up under all that [no Gayle] and don’t detect any cornrows or wig caps I will continue to give the side-eye when I feel necessary. You see the picture up top.

It’s like that and that’s the way it is.

Kim Kardashian on the other hand doesn’t mind people knowing that her new hair hue comes courtesy of a wig. Girl, you introducing us to new concepts we’ve never heard of and shit!

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Quick Flicks: ’09 NFL Draft Party

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I don’t know why Harlem Height cast member a/k/a Kanye’s former fluffer Brooke Crittendon, excuse me, Brooke Jasmine insist on looking like the Dollar Tree version of Rihanna at all times but more power to her. I’m sure its hard work emulating Pon De Forehead’s flavor of the month but somebody has got to do it. Britney Houston does have a day job you know.

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Reading Is Fundahmentail

Kim Kardashian thinks that Us Weekly put her sweet cakes in the same category as the rest of our chunky asses. As if!

56037171 Reading Is FundahmentailI am a huge fan of Forever 21 and I’m very happy they have expanded their line to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound like I am! I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things.

I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a “fuller-figured woman” of extra large proportions is a little offensive.

For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL.

Oh Kim. The article was saying you were a fan of the store, not the celebrity face of the new plus size line. If you would have taken the time out to read and sound out the words instead of scan through looking for backshots of yourself you wouldn’t be so offended. Fantasia understands this concept, why don’t you?

Too bad Team Chunk is waiting outside of the bitch’s house with a house full of choppers and everybody quiet. I understand what she is trying to say, really I do, but the rest of my goon squad is not as forgiving. She has stepped on some toes and its hard enough walking around in $15 Payless pumps all day as is when you are a big girl but that’s another post. Watch out for the big girls!