Word on the curb is that Kris Humphries is hoping that he and his lawyer Lee Hutton can prove in court that his ex-cum catcher for approximately 72 days Kim Kardashian wanted to tie the knot in order to boost ratings for ‘Keeping Up with the Katrashians’, and wants the divorce trial to air on television to expose the truth behind the Killer Kardashian Klan.
Jesus be a fence.
Kim Kardashian took one step closer to entering the gates of His holy kingdom on Sunday afternoon when she he tweeted “I want to start a bible study group with my friends!” And by His Missoni stripes we were all healed.
In an industry where individuals sip room temperature bravery juice to show out for publicity sakes, offer “see what happened was . . .” type explanations via social media after their first set of half-ass apology attempts fail before finally dropping their heads in shame and blaming all of the “confusion” on the media its a welcome sight to see someone stand in the middle of their own self-made shit storm without a raincoat. Even if it was created soley for propaganda purposes.
Because we the people like mess.
Ambot took to her personal website this evening to confirm Star Magazine report that she blamed the end of her relationship with former boyfriend Kanye West on Kim Kardashian sending her coochie through the mail.
I know there has been a lot of rumors circulating the internet today. After being asked the same questions over and over in every interview for so long i had to be honest and get this off my chest …
From left: Gricelda Chavez, Lisa Buford, Tiffany Gloster, Tonesa Welch
Smuggling drug contraband into prison isn’t for the faint of heart but it may earn you the trap girl starter kit (a gaudy oversize designer handbag, a pair of designer sunglasses and basic hoop earrings) featured in the illustrious photo above if you make it back on the outside. Love is never having to say the pills dissolved in my pussy on the bus ride over.
Ozone Magazine — Do we need another “Wives” reality show? The ladies in the lives of drug kingpins BMF (Black Mafia Family) think so. The foursome below recently started shooting a reality show pilot with Strange Fruit Media, a production company that has produced content for BET and other networks, and are hoping to land a TV deal.
Thanks in part to Rick Ross, BMF co-founder Demetrius “Big Meech” Flenory has become a household name, even while serving a 30 year sentence for running a continuing criminal enterprise (aka selling a whole lot of coke). Rumor has it there’s a bit of friction growing between Meech and his lesser-known brother and business partner, Terry “Southwest T” Flenory.
Not all Tyler Perry fans support his decision to cast Kim Kardashian in his upcoming movie The Marriage Counselor. Hundreds of dramatic cunt comments have flooded the filmmaker’s site, with many threatening to boycott the film altogether because of the celebutante.
Kardashian is set to portray Ava, a friend and coworker of Judith (played by Jurnee Smollett), whose marriage takes a turn when she gets bored dishing good advice and decides to sleep with a client.
Uncle Russell writes on his blog that following a recent “heart to heart talk” with Kim Kardashian that he “knew before it hit the press and exploded into a media firestorm of speculation and rumors” that the socialite was going to file for divorce from her husband Kris Humphries.
Well, maybe he should’ve given Kris the courtesy call we all make to our dope peddling relatives to inform them about an active police road block.
Kelly Ripa was Reege-less this morning for Live! with Regis and Kelly’s annual Halloween extravaganza. (Philbin is counting down to his Nov. 18 departure.) Nick Lachey did the co-hosting honors and they opened the show dressed as Kim Kardashian and a giant-sized Kris Humphries as newlyweds. — USA Today
I tried to avoid the topic at all costs but inquiring minds have got to know. How many spare fucks can you stand to part with over Kim Kardashian filing for divorce from Kris Humphries?
Who runs the world? Gworls! Clutch your Tampax pearls as tight as you can before taking a whiff to determine if this is dirty lactose or not.
Kris Humphries (sans wife Kim Kardashian) was photographed giving full-on The Al Reynolds School of Posing, Snarling, and Financial Backing tease (thanks for that perfect description, M.J.) at the NUVO Lemon Sorbet Launch And 2012 Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4 Unveiling inside Manhattan Motorcars on Tuesday night.
Look up Marlon say cheese! After a quick wardrobe change Glimmering Golden Mother Royal Red Bean and Mini Creole Joyful Bundle Royal Fetus of Light (copyright Kid Fury) carefully tipped the tightrope before continuing to make their New York Fashion Week rounds. The ‘razzi cut Solange out the shot. That’s shade.
What in the jury selection process hell is this? If Serena gave half the effort as she does on dancing like the awkward black girl at spring break to other sh – - never mind.
Friends! How many of us have them? Friends! Ones we can depend on? Go on and break into your own b-boy boogie while no one is watching.
It probably wouldn’t sit too well with you if your pals showed up to your workplace whoring for propaganda and complimentary cocktails but I’m sure Serena Williams doesn’t mind. Oracene on the other hand is probably somewhere posted up, muggin’ hard like . . .
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