Khia recently took to her MySpace [a place where the most dignified internet users come to congregate and socialize] profile to give the haters something to talk about. Featuring promotional pics from her new single “Been A Bad Girl,” Khia poses with “come hither” eyes and exemplifies elegance with a capital E.
Nicki Minaj, you can pack your Barbie bags and head back to Harajuku. The ONLY female MC that matters is here now.
You didn’t think Trina’s after school special about the dangers of sexting was going to air without a special guest appearance from Thug Misses, did you?
Class. Grace. Elegance. A strong pack of purp. All words used to describe Khia at Amerie’s album listening session [. . . don't ask me, ask Def Jam] at Red Carpet Lanes in Atlanta on Sunday evening. [Visit Necole Bitchie for more flicks from the night]
With a styrofoam cup filled with an equal serving of Magnum 40 and grape flavored Ritz soda (better known as Grapes of Wrath for all the non-sophisticated people out there) Thug Misses k-wanged through the night dressed in an off white KKK winter robe for memaws a cream colored . . . thing.
Crunkland, it’s Kid Fury again with more music that needs your stamp of approval. Please get into this track by an artist named Hot2Def — it’s called “Leggings And Heels”. This one is for all the ladies and cunty butch queens who hit up Forever 21 before the club and keep the receipts to get store credit the morning after. Make the dance floor your runway, bitch! However, if your legs look like cottage cheese in a Hefty bag when you put your leggings on, this song is not for you. No shade.
“How you walk, girl/So short, but ya heels so tall, girl/Perfect balance! You don’t ever fall, girl/Even wear ‘em in the season after fall, girl/Without a flaw, girl”
Okay, so the lyrical content isn’t exactly poetry, but you can shake ass, pop puss, and practice your Top Model strut to this shit. The Creole Gods are indeed pleased. What more do you need? Geisha, Khia, and I are currently working on a remix called, “Beaters and Grills”. Stay tuned.
After being introduced to the magnificence that is Geisha a few months back my thoughts of Khia and the constant fuckery she brings to my inbox have been few and far in between. Consider this my redemption song.
I hope there were plenty of face masks in the club the night Khia and Cousin Belmont [I doubt if that's his government name but he just looks like a Belmont to me] came through spreading flu and fever! Everything from the subtle tittay bump to his perfectly shaped eyebrows not only gave me life but gave it to me more abundantly.
There’s not too many who can hold their own in the presence of Thug Misses yet alone come out on top but Cousin Belmont defied the odds stacked against him. That’s why the value size hater in the background couldn’t help but give a disapproving side-eye but I rebuke thee. Males shouldn’t be jealous that’s a female trait. You feeling fishy, hoe?
Ever have one of those mornings when you wake up feeling unfulfilled before you can even hop up out of bed to turn your swag on? Such was my plight today.
I couldn’t figure out what the missing link in my life was until a voice from the heavens spoke out to me in a loud thunderous voice and instructed me to visit Khia’s MySpace blog. I immediately fell down to my knees and rejoiced when the words “Mathew Knowles wit his dick slaying ass” appeared at the top of my screen.
.Mathew…..Mathew….Mathew….. In the case of Kelly Rowland and Mathew Knowles…. Mr. Knowles…… You are the FATHER!!! And Russell Simmons said that!!!! Nowwwwww….. Imma see if some dirt service out the clear blue sky on Russell!!! One time for Kimora….. I see you left that QUEEN and married that KING bare-faced and hair wrapped up like CLEOPATRA!!!! And I looooooooved it!!! All dat fake shit and make-up had to go fucking wit KUNTA….. Welcome home…… My Black Sista!!!! All Hail The Newborn King!!!!!!.
Thug Misses had a lot to say about First Lady Diamond on her MySpace blog, prompting LisaRaye to address our queen on Freaky Friday Radio. But damn her point of view, it’s all about Tampa’s finest over here at C+D! Read what Khia had to say under the hood.
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