When Keyshia Was More Neffe And Less Elite

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Before Keyshia Cole got the gap in her front teeth closed and started hanging out with Nicky Hilton she was known throughout the industry as being a young diva bitch in the making. Thankfully as her career continued to blossom she received the media training she was desperately in need of, and is even referred to as the “classy” one in her family, a title I would give Elite if it weren’t for her involvement with The Frankie & Neffe Show.

Watch KeyLoLo push R&B chicks under the bus after the jump.

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Faces From The Milk Carton: Keyshia Cole

Keyshia Cole has understandably been keeping a low profile while her mother and oldest sister blanket the nation with enough niggatry to last us all a lifetime. And can you blame her? Long after the last cockroach stops scampering around inside the walls of the Killer Knowles Kompound the damage from The Frankie & Neffe Show  will still be around.

KeyLoLo crawled out of the love den she shares with her man Boobie Gibson to have a meet and greet with fans while promoting the hair crack that is Luster’s Pink Smooth Touch Olive Oil at Wally World in Cleveland.  Thanks Big Homie for the heads up!

Mane Moves: Keyshia Cole

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Since dying her hair black in 2008 Keyshia Cole has been playing it safe when it comes to her coif but with Neffe and Frankie on the cusp of stadium status in niggatry [yeah I said it] she has decided to toss her glowsticks in the ring. Do you think Keyshia is jumping on the latest ‘it’ bandwagon or simply exploring a new style?

Flick via The Life Files

Where Did Her Massive Chest Cannons Go?!

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Something in the milk ain’t clean about this situation. I barely even recognized KeyLoLo when I first glanced at these pictures of her performing at a recent show. Girl, you so polished and refined! Then again maybe its just me. You know how I like my female R&B singers: cracked out drinking fawdies with Propecia,  suffering from island dick withdrawals [L. Boogie take em to the bridge!] and doing hoe shit for relevancy.

Times like this make me fall to my knees and thank Sweet Minty Jesus for Neffe and Frankie. I hope they present an award together at the 2009 EBT Awards. For more flicks of Keyshia and Ciara [you might as well look at her do something since you all clearly aren't supporting her new album] hit up Necole Bitchie!

Star Tracks: Keyshia Cole

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KeyLoLo borrowed Frankie’s welfare to work interview outfit for her performance of the National Anthem
before the Cleveland Cavaliers v. Atlanta Hawks Playoff Game 3. Neffe’s oldest daughter couldn’t hit that jacket with the steam iron real quick before she left the house? How dreadful.

Keyshia’s ex-boyfriend Young Jeezy looked on as her new rumored boo Cavs player Daniel ‘Boobie’ Gibson and teammates defeated the Hawks 97-82.

Cover To Cover: Keyshia In King

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Key Lo Lo took a page out of Leyomi Mizrahi’s manual [yes ma'am!] and twerked her yaki and honey glazed poak chops for the final issue of King magazine. I think a spread featuring Frankie rocking an assortment of different color wigs [think "Crush On You" video] would have been on point but the world may never know. One thing is for certain: Keyshia still can’t give an interview, shit.

Visit the House of Bitchie to read what she had to say about her chest cannons, love, and celebrity friends.