If you follow me on Twitter then you may remember me comparing Keyshia Cole’s vocal abilities to American Idol sensation Rhonetta Johnson on last night’s episode of ‘The Way My Family Embarrasses My Black Ass.’ Since then I’ve been stuck in rewind mode and have been watching Netta every hour on the hour. And looking at my watch its about that time.
God bless Necole Bitchie for finding this video. I’m happier than 200 pound plus Oprah at Hometown Buffet. Let the clip ride until the 2:25 mark.
[*ODB voice*] Shame on a nicca who hasn’t been keeping up with KeyLoLo every week! Last night’s episode of ‘Keyshia Cole: The Way It Is’ was a complete man down – code 10 situation for Jesus! Cameras followed the Cole Familia as they traveled back to their native Oakland to catch up with a couple of characters from their past.
Neffie’s baby daddy [along with like three of his cousins, real talk] came to see his son Jaylin WeLove for the first time and all hell broke loose meanwhile Frankie and the rest of the family paid a trip to see her mother.
Who, by the way, had a lip ring and some damaged bleach blonde hair. The shit was so bad that I wanted her to put on one of Frankie’s beauty supply store clearance bin wigs.
Are you getting all of this? Hopefully so. And that’s not even the entire episode. EBT has finally struck ratings gold baby! I’ve always said that I would never support such ignorance but what kind of fuckery enthusiast would I be if I didn’t? Kuds to Debra Lee for bringing this screwed up click in my living room every week. I now realize that my kinfolk aren’t half as fucked up as I thought they were.
I see the devil was busy making his rounds this weekend. I rebuke Keyshia’s wig + outfit in the name of the Father, Son, and Frankie’s dentures! What’s your verdict? View video of the dramatics under the hood.
Keyshia Cole’s mother Frankie lets her raw emotion come to th surface while dancing with a male friend in today’s clip. Somebody put this woman on Dancing With The Stars next season please! If Kim Kardashian can stink up the joint imagine what Frankie would bring to the table.
Ray J was spotted shopping at paparazzi-friendly Kitson with some ladies [you know, in that Keyshia Cole's "sister" sort of way] yesterday. I am assuming that he was filming scenes for his upcoming reality show that I pray never makes it to the air. I mean really, Dwight Eubanks > Mr. Norwood.
Just over 1.9 million viewers tuned in to watch the season premiere and its second episode of Keyshia Cole: The Way It Is on Tuesday, making Frankie far more relevant D. Woods and Yung Joc. I hope she utizilies this show as a launching pad for her career. I would love to watch her break down pop culture on The Best Week Ever or host the 2009 BET Hip-Hop Awards [surely will do a better job than T-Pain].
The sky’s the limit for Frankie and her collection of shiny, snythetic wigs. Now Neffie and that dusty ponytail on the other hand . . .
One more additional flick of the queen under the hood.