Janky Promoters: Keyshia Cole Cancels Show Due To Inadequate Lighting And Other ‘Equipment Essentials’

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Don’t go chasing waterfalls, please stick to the fish frys and the metro stations that you’re used to.

Keyshia Cole issued a statement this week apologizing to North Carolina fans for canceling a performance due to the promoter’s inability to provide basic production, including sound, lighting, staging and general safety requirements.

How hard is it to find a church microphone, flashlight and fog machine?

Concertgoers who graciously lined up to pat their quick weaves to Keyshia’s struggle yodels were turned away a hour after the show was scheduled to begin. The janky promoter later said fans could receive refunds by bringing their tickets to the Greenville Convention Center on Monday, but his ass never showed up.

“Beyond pissed off, because we done stayed in the line Saturday for three hours, some four, and now we’re standing in line again,” vented Sharon Anderson.

“I feel like it’s a scam. This is a $110 worth that they’re saying that we’re not going to get back,” added Maquitta Sherrod.

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Quick Quotes: Meshell Ndegeocello Politely Offers Keyshia Cole A Seat

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Singer Meshell Ndegeocello took to her Facebook to share her thoughts on Beyonce’s new buzz song, writing:

meshell Quick Quotes: Meshell Ndegeocello Politely Offers Keyshia Cole A Seat

I really felt good when I heard the new Beyoncé track “Bow Down / I Been On.” The energetic frequency transcends the lyrics and that’s beautiful.

Keyshia Cole, “there is a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women” – Madeleine Albright said that once and it rings true. Stop critiquing people and lets support one another in the world.

I, too, once felt it was necessary to give my two cents but the world is in real need of more detailed, nuanced analyses. Don’t take things out of context.

“Bow Down / I Been On” is no different than the swagger many MC’s take AND IT’S FUN! Most of all, my body wants to move to it.

Keyshia Cole Performs At The 2012 Soul Train Awards

Clicks Around The Web: 10 Rappers You Should Stop Hating & More

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10 Rappers You Should Stop Hating – Smoking Section

Porsha Stewarts speaks on whether husband is controlling or not – Concrete Loop

Yes, You Care: Katy Perry and John Mayer broke up again – Dlisted

R. Kelly loses home to foreclosure – Rhymes With Snitch

Spotted: Rita Ora In Tokyo This Week

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When Free Wifi Goes Wrong: Keyshia Cole Trashes Beyonce’s “Bow Down”

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We don’t think this is what Maya Angelou envisioned when she penned “Still I Rise.” She also never counted on Key Lo Lo ever making her way off Black Planet.

Just when we finally gave Keyshia Cole her well deserved props for motivating our cousins to enroll in Dudley’s Beauty College in order to beat whatever heat would be generated from them doing sew-ins inside their kitchenettes this summer, she committed a cardinal wig crypt sin —  she shared a negative critique about Creolepatra Jones.

C+D can’t save you in the real world.

After hearing Beyonce’s brand spankin’ new buzz track “Bow Down”, Keyshia saw it her duty as a tax dodging citizen to tell the people how she really feels about the song’s greater than thou undertone.

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A Step-By-Step Guide To Answering Questions About Keyshia Cole By Kelly Rowland

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Kelly Rowland offered the following nice nasty comment when Rolling Stone asked for her thoughts on Keyshia Cole shitting on Michelle Williams‘ halftime performance at Super Bowl XLVII via Twitter:

“It didn’t even make it on my radar until other people brought it up. It didn’t even matter. We had a wonderful performance, and that’s all I cared about. I was with my sisters and the three of us matter to each other, and that’s all that counts. We matter to a lot more people, with all due respect, than her. So, I really don’t care what she said.”

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This is legendary House Mother Fresh reminding you that a quick read never requires a bookmark. Check out the entire Q&A over at Rolling Stone. Over and out.