It’s nice to see Willow Smith allow the “competition” breathing room before she comes out snatching all 27 piece quick weaves in a 50 mile radius as apart of a sacrificial offering to Beyonce.
The front row inside the Best Buy Theater got an up-close look at the Beats By Dr. Dre & Monster new product line unveiling and Miscarried Baby’s best pop singer impression on Wednesday night. So as you can see it’s not just Lady of Soul accolades and BET Awards for this chick. She has a presence!
Ciara can’t bother having her tuck come undone discussing Keri Hilson’s foolishness, thanks.
There’s a very, very strong difference between myself and Keri. So I’m not even in that space to go there. I’m way past that mentally and creatively . . . It’s best that I give my fans what they want,” Ciara told XXL in their October issue when asked if Hilson had jacked her swag. “It would be crazy to say I haven’t heard that question before, but mentally I’m not even there . . . ”
“I honestly don’t feel like my spot has ever been taken. If you place Rihanna and Beyoncé aside of each other, you would be able to see clearly that there’s a difference . . . I’m just pushing to be the best in my own world.” Vibe via Necole Bitchie
There was once a time when I thought Keri Hilson was a talented songwriter who deserved crossover success as an artist before her STANK attitude got in the way of it all. I won’t talk specifics about the situation but I will say that I’ve been joining in the reindeer games at her expense every since.
It’s only right that I continue on in tradition.
Instead of posting pictures of celebrities not celebrating Memorial Day for its intended purpose (I’ll just do it tomorrow, damn it) I would like to extend you some cool shade to rest under. My favorite long suffering insomniac Miss Jia has a great feature on her blog called Dear Celebrity where readers offer, ahem, loving advice to entertainers in the form of a letter written straight from the heart.
The next time you see Brother Princey in passing thank him for doing the Lord’s work. I already have.
Dear Keri Hilson,
I, like many lovers of good music and personal style, have patiently waited for the day where I would awaken to the news of a fire in your Atlantic Station apartment building. Or even a freak accident involving your tour minivan along the rural roads of Mississippi. Sadly, this day has yet to come… but hope still lives in the hearts of the righteous.
(Caution: Long read ahead)
Some nights I lie in bed on a conference call, with my close circle of friends (and the Armenian b-tch who used to tint my eyebrows), asking why we would be so unfortunate as to have to endure your excruciating vocal assaults, abrasive looks, and laughable fashions. We’ve come to the only logical conclusion: God has you blocked on His heavenly timeline. He knows not what you do. He knows not how we suffer.
Judging from your random self-empowering outbursts on Twitter, it has come to our attention that you feel as though you have “haters” in the world. Oh, contraire madame!! We are not haters, per se. We’re simply tired of your drab and talentless ass life, for a number of reasons that I’ve chosen to outline as we move forward:
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With notable industry names including Reese Witherspoon, Patrick Dempsey, and Zoe Saldana already on Avon’s impressive roster of celebrity ambassadors, it seems the beauty brand is on a roll. Now there’s a musically-inclined [Girl, what? - - Fresh] star to add to the list: Keri Hilson has been named the new face of Avon’s Imari fragrance, replacing Dreamgirls actress Jennifer Hudson.
The two-time Grammy nominee certainly has a face for billboards, but Avon is also hoping to leverage her commercial success in the elusive universe of social networking. According to WWD, Hilson, “appeals to young, Twitter-savvy consumers and potential representative recruits.”
Keri Hilson’s bus left the station a long time ago but with two Grammy nominations under her belt she hasn’t given up and decided to call a cab just yet. With a new quick weave perched on her head and ambition flowing red hot through her veins, she attempted to scorch up the stage at KIIS FM’s Jingle Ball on Saturday. The results? Lukewarm.
But anything is better than that “Michael Jackson tribute” she pulled out her hat. Girl, you tried.
