Quick Flicks: Kim Kardashian Hosts Lala Vasquez’s Bachelorette Party

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Kim Kardashian relieved Ciara from her normal potato peeling duties and took charge of throwing their mutual BFF Lala Vasquez a bachelorette party at Tao in Las Vegas on Friday. Kizzy Rowland, also temporarily emancipated from her managerial responsibilities around the wig crypt, put her purse watching skills on display while tagging along for the ride. Girl, you’re such a good friend.

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Back & Fourth: Kelly Rowland Visits Michelle Williams In “Chicago” On Broadway

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Collegechick: Cinderella’s stepsisters decided to get together without her.

Fresh: Why are they so happy?

Collegechick: Michelle just happy to get a check. I wouldn’t be happy if I was Kelly. The baby brother is getting more money than she is. That’s cutting in on her allowance.

Fresh: Right along with Fantasia missing shows and shit messing up Teeny’s Game Stop money.

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When Bad Wigs Happen To Good People: Kelly Rowland

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With all the other big wigs [pun intended] in town,  Kizzy Rowland was so desperate to find someone to apply her lace front for Universal Record’s cocktail party that she asked Brandy’s daughter to do it. Not a good idea.

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Kelly Rowland & Mya: Collecting Coins And Taking Names

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Ladies, relevancy, leave it, home.

Fuck what you may have heard, Louboutins and lace fronts aren’t going to buy themselves. The current plight of the non-creole female entertainer is an unpleasant one. Instead of casting shade we should all extend our hearts, homes, and space heaters to those who have been left to perish outside of The Knowles Compound. Sympathize, people, sympathize.

Kizzy Rowland hit the stage at the PokerStars VIP Party in the Bahamas while Mya cashed in on her celebrity status [. . . ] by performing at The Pool in Harrah’s Resort.  Being able to pack Holiday Inn’s banquet room is serious bidness. Where yo’ boss at?

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Star Tracks: Kelly Rowland Is A Beach Bum

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Kizzy Rowland was footloose and fancy free in Miami Beach on Friday and for a good damn reason – - she just had a baby by 50 Cent. Much like the Killer Knowles Klan, when Curtis comes a calling you better answer. She appears as the rapper’s boo boo in the video for “Baby By Me.” Applaud that woman for for taking her relevancy back into her own hands. She could have easily been cast in a Gucci Mane video.

More pork sword fun under the cut.

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Quick Flicks: Kelly Rowland At Los Premios MTV

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Wearing a Sasha Fierce approved catsuit and wig, Kizzy Rowland performed her hit single with David Guetta “When Loves Takes Over” at Los Premios MTV 2009 in Universal City, California on Thursday night. Since I know that she must be going through a lot already with her pappy Mathew Knowles and his paternity drama I will save the shade for another day and family member.

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