Wig crypt evacuees Kelly Rowland and Brandy battled it out for yaki supremacy at hot spot (read: paparazzi friendly) Katsuya on Wednesday night after using Sonja’s mystery machine van to drop Ray J and Shorty Mac off at an area movie theater.
The only person absent from this “photo op” was Lala Vasquez.
This is not going to end well.
First, I must say the obvious; I have been a huge fan of your site for quite awhile and it never ceases to brighten my day. Now, with that aside, I simply had to share this with you.
After fans and spectators alike threw shade at Kelly Rowland’s decision to check the “fuck effort” box by opting to make her third album a self-titled effort, she wisely crawled back into the Wig Crypt to recalculate. But when your two best friends are Michelle Williams and a woman who names her albums “B’Day” and “I Am… Sasha Fierce,” and Mimi Carey has already reserved “Care Bear Biffle” for her thirteenth studio album, where is one to turn to for ideas?!
So as a final act of desperation, Kelly has called upon the people to submit album title suggestions on her official website. Ruh-roh! Knowing the humor of some of your readers, this could end badly. Two thumbs up for “The Miseducation of Kizzy Rowland” and “Get Relevant or Die Tryin’”! But knowing these singers, she’ll probably choose some shit like “Evolution” or “The Diary of Kelly Rowland, Vol. 1″ (even though there won’t be anymore volumes) because it’s her “most personal album yet.” SIGH. Some things never change.
Kelly Rowland and LeToya Luckett arrive at E! Entertainment’s 20th Birthday Celebration
That Kelly and Beyonce red carpet “I’m your girl, you’re my girl, we yo’ girl” photo op that you all have been waiting around for really isn’t about to go down now.
Time is suppose to heal all wounds but I’m not sure how open the Killer Knowles Klan’s paternal figure would be with the idea of their precious lamb fraternizing with the enemy on that level. Then again, there have been recent rumblings of a possible Destiny’s Child reunion but knowing how Papa Joe 2.0 he probably posted the rumor on a BlackVoices message board his damn self.
You know he got monthly child support and alimony payments to make.
Ms. Kizzy Baybeh hit the 2010 World Music Awards to prove that she is still scratching and surviving. And she has her lace front equipped with kung-fu grip to thank.
Although she didn’t take home any hardware at the end of the night she did get the chance to perform her popular single “When Love Takes Over” with David Guetta as part of a medley that also included Akon and Kid Cudi before presenting her good friend / collaborator with the award for Best DJ.
Kim Kardashian relieved Ciara from her normal potato peeling duties and took charge of throwing their mutual BFF Lala Vasquez a bachelorette party at Tao in Las Vegas on Friday. Kizzy Rowland, also temporarily emancipated from her managerial responsibilities around the wig crypt, put her purse watching skills on display while tagging along for the ride. Girl, you’re such a good friend.
Collegechick: Cinderella’s stepsisters decided to get together without her.
Fresh: Why are they so happy?
Collegechick: Michelle just happy to get a check. I wouldn’t be happy if I was Kelly. The baby brother is getting more money than she is. That’s cutting in on her allowance.
Fresh: Right along with Fantasia missing shows and shit messing up Teeny’s Game Stop money.