Kat Stacks, real name Andrea Herrera, has been ordered by a judge to return to her native Venezuela. Yes, that species of possum is indeed indigenous to South America.
For about the past two years, the slew faced star of the made on social media cautionary tale of hoe shit gone terribly awry docu-drama has been behind bars in an immigration detention center located in Louisiana. Insert your own Wiz Khalifa laugh clip here, here, and here.
And with an alias like Kat Stacks you already know what time it is.
Kat told XXL last month that an immigration court date had been moved up two days without her notice. She missed the date and a warrant was put out for her deportation.
“I got apprehended at the airport in Nashville and they took me to the cell detention facility in Louisiana,” she says. “They didn’t give me a bond, so I had to fight my case there. The judge didn’t like my Kat Stacks persona. He didn’t like it at all. That’s the reason he told me that I’m not allowed to stay in the country, even though I showed him evidence of underage sex trafficking and domestic violence.”
Hey Crunk, I had to share this info. I knew Kat Stacks resembled someone but I couldn’t figure out who until today. Remember the movie The Dark Crystal from the 80’s? Well I’ll let you see for yourself.
I bet your eyes light up every time I post this same ratchet ass picture.
Just when we all thought that the prime time drama Kat Stacks: Selling Ass For $0.50 Franks & Papayas had been canceled and placed into syndication on BET more dirt about his messy world of bedlam and bedrocking keeps falling from out of the sky. And don’t try to correct me in the comments section about my use of the word his, I know what I’m doing here.
The latest episode of Kat Stacks: Selling Ass For $0.50 Franks & Papayas is a doozie. Joe Budden’s squadron of blood thirsty internet goons assumed control over her Twitter account late last night for shits and giggles. The world may never know just how they did it but the parties responsible deserve a lap dance or two from Tahiry.
Leave it to my virtual twin Kid Fury to come in and serve shade at the perfect time to a diner full of rambunctious patrons. There’s not too many people who can decipher Ronnie Hoe Quotes, so give him a tip in the form of a Youtube Subscription for translating!
Kat Stacks is back and this time she’s gone digital! In a new video released today, she talks shit about Young Money and “brags” about receiving $1200 for having sex with Lil’ Wayne. Men, hug your daughters.
Instead of penny pinching to save up enough coins to make it to NBA All-Star Weekend women salivating for the taste of celebrity dick are being satisfied by equally thirsty athletes, actors, rappers and science projects [Lil' Twist, really] with just a click of the mouse. Thanks to popular social networks like Twitter and Facebook the mercury in the e-hoe shit thermometer keeps on climbing.
How many of us can honestly say that we had our pink cookies in a plastic bag smashed just three short weeks after giving birth? Strap up twice [no really] and check out Kat Stacks’ Real World.
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