Show + Tell

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It’s officially Literacy In The Hood Day in Crunkland. I do this for my culture.

According to the homie Necole Bitchie, as apart of her six figure deal with Warner Books [$.000019] Superhead will be releasing two upcoming books. Her third book is tentatively titled ‘Vixen Manual’ and will teach fellow nut bucket ass hoes [1] the art of sucking peen. [Click here to watch video of Karrine Steffans talking about the book]

[1] Let me clarify a small point. Just because you love to sip your man’s babies or whatever it is that keeps him satisfied doesn’t automatically qualify you for nut bucket ass hoe status in my book. However, if you are doing this in place of a full time job or in exchange for goods and services then chances are . . . you know the rest.

There’s a big difference from being a huster and a hoe, let’s not confuse the two. Happy peen sucking!

[Flicks credit: Allwyn Forrestor]

Your Two Cents Required

Former MTV executive Terrence Dean is fanning the flames of controversy in his new book, Hiding in Hip-Hop: Confessions of a Down Low Brother in the Entertainment Industry.

hide Your Two Cents Required“Terrance Dean’s HIDING IN HIP-HOP: Confessions of a Down Low Brother in the Entertainment Industry, detailing the author’s life as a closeted homosexual working in the film and music industry and his relationships with other closeted homosexuals — film stars, rap artists, and music producers, to Krishan Trotman at Atria at auction by Karen E. Quinones Miller of Liza Dawson Associates. “

After the Hiding in Hip-Hop deal was officially announced, the net has exploded with folks hot on the trail for the names of those undercover famous people included in Dean’s tell-all.

However, reports claim that Terrance Dean will not actually tell all in Hiding in Hip-Hop, and that Dean will not name names in his book, unlike his female predecessors, Karrine Steffans and Carmen Bryan.

Yet an Atria spokesperson has reportedly claimed that the real-life personas of down-low men that Dean describes in Hiding in Hip-Hop will be easy to decipher.

“Let’s put it this way: You’ll know who they are,” she said, according to various online sources. [source]

I just want Gaymonn to portray Tony Yayo in the made for television movie. What are your thoughts on this?

 

[story via Ya Heard]

Tameka Jealous? Nah!

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I know, I know. Everybody’s favorite picture of Ushmeka, right? The latest gossip around the Raymonds is that Tameka got a visit from a little green monster called Jealousy on the set of Ursh’s new video.

Our on-set source said Foster was upset when she found out stunning singer/songwriter Keri Hilson was personally picked by Usher to play his love interest in the video.”It was supposed to be a sexy video shoot,” our spy said. “And Tameka was there the entire time guarding like a watchdog. It was ridiculous – she knows Keri and knows she’s no video ho or Karrine Steffans.” Steffans, nicknamed “Superhead,” wrote the book, “Video Vixen,” about her alleged flings with Usher and several other artists.

“Tameka is very insecure,” our source said. “Even in rehearsals she was weird and clearly not happy that Keri is so gorgeous. Tameka threw a lot of attitude. The day of the shoot, Tameka dressed Keri very badly – she looked like an extra. Tameka wouldn’t let Keri have her hairdresser there – she had to use the hairdresser who was doing the extras.”

Foster also took a dislike to Usher’s longtime choreographer, Jamaica, and banned her from the set. When Usher and Foster were spotted at the Beverly Hills Hotel last week, “They barely said one word to each other,” we’re told. [continue reading]

I am going to give Tameka the benefit of the doubt on this one [its the flu medicine talking]. I can totally see people watching her every move then read into them a little too much. I’m just going to sit back and wait for her exclusive interview with Essence.com addressing these allegations to pop up.

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Another day, another Ronnie Hoe Quote:

Don’t mess with Karrine “Superhead” Steffans. The former girlfriend of television pundit Bill Maher spits fire at her ex in next month’s Vibe. She says, “Bill wants someone he can put down in an argument, tell you how ghetto you are, how big your butt is, and that you’re an idiot. That’s why you never see him with a white girl or an intellectual. I might as well have been a Muslim woman with my head wrapped, walking 10 paces behind my man. [1] [But] I couldn’t be ‘Bill Maher’s girlfriend’ any more – not when I’m Karrine Steffans . . . best-selling author.” (source)

Survey saaaaays: hoe sit down.

[1] Hey, that seems to work just fine for Beyaki and Jay, thank you.

Here We Ho Again

Here We Ho Again

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I know you are getting tired of hearing about this chick so I will make it quick. Karrine Steffans talked about Eddie Winslow’s wang size, shaking the Superhead label, abortions, Tigger’s anus (or “rosebud” if you’re nasty), and other disgusting things with Wendy Williams and Charlamagne. The first part of the interview is MIA but if you know where the url is hit me up in the comment section.

Part Two // Part Three

[audio via Rhymes With Snitch]

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It’s been a minute since I’ve dropped a Ronnie hoe quote on this site. No time better than the present to celebrate a revival.

“Enjoy it while you can. Can’t live off the sex tape forever. Have a second plan. Someone younger and prettier than you.”

– Karrine Steffans offers advice to Kim Kardashian on how to survive the Hollywood hoe game [BV Newswire]

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“You know what, when the whole gay rumor [surfaced,] people were telling me, ‘You’re nobody till they think you’re gay.’I'm adding this to that. Now that Karrine Steffans has claimed me, I guess I’ve officially arrived. I’ve made the second book, cool.” – - Ne-Yo shrugs off Karrine Steffans, sets sights on Mary J. Blige [MTV News]