Reindeer games aren’t any fun to play without a partner, especially on the internet. In recent video clips posted to her personal website, an allegedly pregnant Karrine Steffans is featured front and center in all of her newlywed bliss while her husband stays conveniently tucked away behind the camera.
Watch the fellatio specialist explains how the magic in her uterus came to be in the viral after the jump.
After accusing Steve Jobs of “conveniently” passing away the always attention deprived Karrine Steffans took to her personal website yesterday to recap her wedding ceremony. I don’t have any information on the groom but something tells me this was all a stunt and show.
Last week, I married an amazing man who shows me, everyday, what I’d been missing in my first marriage. Sure, if I had it my way, I would have only had one husband my whole life.
However, sometimes, it is the darkness before the dawn that makes you appreciate the light.
After the hell I’ve been through, I appreciate his kindness and quiet strength. He does not boast or flex his brawn. He is composed and careful. He is strong enough to understand my strength and not be threatened by it. He does not recent my power, but learns from it. He is not resentful of my accomplishments and doesn’t try to compete.
Selling ass is a young man’s sport and currently dominating SportsCenter’s Top Plays of the Day nightly is Centino Kemp. No matter the type of exceptional services being offered to loyal clientele throughout the years, putting in back breaking work inside of the bedroom daily will leave a hoe scrambling for options long before social security benefits ever start kicking in, a daunting reality Karrine “Superhead” Steffans knows all too well.
Don’t worry, I’m not going to revisit all her past Groupon sales on pussy.
Cue up a gospel rendition of “Tightrope” by Kim Zolciak. Turns out Karrine “Superhead” Steffans isn’t a pillar of literary truth after all.
The aging hoe shit laureate says that her bestselling book Confessions of a Video Vixen was not only a lie but she would rather be away from the glare of the media cloaked in anonymity “sitting down, getting drunk, smoking opiates, and writing some amazing shit.”
Essentially the same checklist Bobby Brown was trying to work his way through when she filmed him passed out on her sofa way before she ever had this Women of Brewster Place type of epiphany.
Dancing with the devil under the pale moon light has some lasting consequences. Officer Winslow’s son should have know better but unfortunately is being schooled the hard way.
Eddie Winslow’s ex-wife just obtained ANOTHER restraining order against the ex-”Family Matters” star — after the actor allegedly showed up to her house several times and harassed her through a window. It’s the latest TRO in a legal firestorm between Darius McCrary and his ex Karrine Steffans — according to the docs filed recently in L.A. County Superior Court, the actor began showing up at Karrine’s house unannounced in January … and it freaked Karrine out.
Cry for help or plunder for publicity? You be the judge.
I’ve been a victim of abuse all my life –– literally, for as long as I can remember. It is my norm. Whereas most people would run in the other direction the moment someone physically, emotionally, or mentally abuses them –– I stay.
It’s a sickness and just when I think I am cured, the cancer spreads.
For the past several years, I have been involved in a highly abusive relationship. I have been choked, whipped with belts, thrown about, berated, belittled, raped, and disregarded as a human being. I have been abandoned and embarrassed, then, loved and coddled.
I have been caught in a vicious cycle and have left on many occasions, just to return.
I have found little support from my friends and family because I complain, and I cry, then I go back for more. I go back knowing that, one day, he’ll kill me but he’s all I have. He’s the only one who understands because he’s stuck in this cycle, too.
When I try to confide in friends they ask, “Well, what did you do to him? What did you say to him?” They tell me, “You know how he is, he’s never going to change, so why do you stay? You know what you’re getting into. Don’t tell anyone because he’ll come out looking good and you’ll only make yourself look bad.” It’s always my fault.
Superhead [I refuse to call a hooker by its their government name] is still making the rounds on network television to promote that nasty, filthy, third-grade drawing-in-the-bathroom containing book. Recently she sat down with Quddus [MTV must have fired his ass] on TV ONE to discuss the criticisms of her new book.
During the interview, Quddus showed Superhead a clip of an interview . . . you know what, let me stop. I’m trying to get into the mind of someone who clearly has no rhyme or reason, and seems to get off by attempting to manipulate both the interviewers and audience by speaking and annunciating each and every word. She talking about how they put her on blast first, then she fired back by writing the book and blah, blah, blah.
A so-called “reformed whore” that is now speaking some sort of gospel. You played in Diddy’s ass, Superhead. You can’t be trusted after something like that.
According to Merriam Webster’s Online Dictionary, a Vixen can be referred to as a:
1. Female Fox
2. An attractive woman who takes advantage of men, or
3. A shrewish, ill-tempered or spiteful woman
Karrine Steffans (or also affectionately known as “Superhead” in record label offices, SUV’s outside of clubs on a Friday night, back alley ways, and other seedy places of sin) has taken the word Vixen and has tried, unsuccessfully, to make the word into a term of endearment. In her recent book, The Vixen Manual: How To Find, Seduce, & Keep The Man You Want, she attempts to help modern women with a variety of ways, including sexual positions, to “Seduce and Keep The Man You Want.”
After seeing the pics below, the only thing that I think about when putting the words “Vixen” and “Superhead” in a sentence together is a spiteful woman, because ladies, if you use any of these NSFW illustrations that look like they come out of a third grade boys bathroom, you will ruin yourself, and your relationship and spirit will never be the same.
To us Superhead is just another dick sucking [not that there is anything wrong with that] trollop trying to cash in on her past sexual exploits with athletes and celebrities but to The Today Show she is a relationship expert.
SHAM. FUCKING. WOW.
And what’s with her claiming to have two sons now? Bleh, maybe this is just another lie that she is trying to pass off as a truth.
Superhead attempted to get all reflective in a new blog entry posted on her website. Strap your boots on because this shiz is deep.
In December
by Karrine Steffans
December 12, 2008, 11:51 amThere is calm and a real sense of direction and I am saticfied.
As the rest of the world scuttles around looking for that perfect gift for that perfect person, I have already found that gift. I have already found that person.
Something wonderful happens when one comes into her own, when she knows who she is and what she wants and deserves out of life. And suddenly, there is this silence as if the rest of the world does not exist. Then, one day, she realizes that notion is not hyperbolical but is, in actuality, actual.In my life, the rest of the world does not exist since I have created one of my own; a world filled with love, inner peace, patience and understanding. There are times when I have been loud, obnoxious, unhinged and clawing out of desperation. There was a time when I had to put-on for a desired result. Well, now, I no longer desire that result and have found strength in the silence.
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