In Case You Missed It: A Conflicted Whore

Superhead [I refuse to call a hooker by its their government name] is still making the rounds on network television to promote that nasty, filthy, third-grade drawing-in-the-bathroom containing book. Recently she sat down with Quddus [MTV must have fired his ass] on TV ONE to discuss the criticisms of her new book.

During the interview, Quddus showed Superhead a clip of an interview . . . you know what, let me stop. I’m trying to get into the mind of someone who clearly has no rhyme or reason, and seems to get off by attempting to manipulate both the interviewers and audience by speaking and annunciating each and every word. She talking about how they put her on blast first, then she fired back by writing the book and blah, blah, blah.

A so-called “reformed whore” that is now speaking some sort of gospel. You played in Diddy’s ass, Superhead. You can’t be trusted after something like that.

Illustrations From Superhead’s Hoe Shit For Dummies

superhead bill maher Illustrations From Superheads Hoe Shit For Dummies

According to Merriam Webster’s Online Dictionary, a Vixen can be referred to as a:

1. Female Fox

2. An attractive woman who takes advantage of men, or

3. A shrewish, ill-tempered or spiteful woman

Karrine Steffans (or also affectionately known as “Superhead” in record label offices, SUV’s outside of clubs on a Friday night, back alley ways, and other seedy places of sin) has taken the word Vixen and has tried, unsuccessfully, to make the word into a term of endearment. In her recent book, The Vixen Manual: How To Find, Seduce, & Keep The Man You Want, she attempts to help modern women with a variety of ways, including sexual positions, to “Seduce and Keep The Man You Want.”

After seeing the pics below, the only thing that I think about when putting the words “Vixen” and “Superhead” in a sentence together is a spiteful woman, because ladies, if you use any of these NSFW illustrations that look like they come out of a third grade boys bathroom, you will ruin yourself, and your relationship and spirit will never be the same.

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In Case You Missed It: Karrine Steffans On The Today Show

To us Superhead is just another dick sucking [not that there is anything wrong with that] trollop trying to cash in on her past sexual exploits with athletes and celebrities but to The Today Show she is a relationship expert.

SHAM. FUCKING. WOW.

And what’s with her claiming to have two sons now? Bleh, maybe this is just another lie that she is trying to pass off as a truth.

And Yadda Yadda Yadda

Superhead attempted to get all reflective in a new blog entry posted on her website. Strap your boots on because this shiz is deep.

karrine And Yadda Yadda YaddaIn December
by Karrine Steffans
December 12, 2008, 11:51 am

There is calm and a real sense of direction and I am saticfied.

As the rest of the world scuttles around looking for that perfect gift for that perfect person, I have already found that gift. I have already found that person.
Something wonderful happens when one comes into her own, when she knows who she is and what she wants and deserves out of life. And suddenly, there is this silence as if the rest of the world does not exist. Then, one day, she realizes that notion is not hyperbolical but is, in actuality, actual.

In my life, the rest of the world does not exist since I have created one of my own; a world filled with love, inner peace, patience and understanding. There are times when I have been loud, obnoxious, unhinged and clawing out of desperation. There was a time when I had to put-on for a desired result. Well, now, I no longer desire that result and have found strength in the silence.

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You Told Eddie Winslow To Beat Me

image41 You Told Eddie Winslow To Beat Me

Another Superhead post in such short timing? Nah, this Georgia heat doesn’t have me running out of my mind quite yet.

Karrine Steffans sent a text to gossip blogger Perez Hilton in the wee hours of the night alleging that fuck buddy Darius McCrary has laid the smack down on her. Someone must’ve told him about her new peen sucking manual.

“U have to help me. My boyfriend just tried to run over me with his car. [I] Just made a police report. In August, he placed me in a choke hold at a strip club on my birthday. There’s a report and photos of that. There was another choking I never reported but is now being investigated… He’ll kill me if I go on with this. YES…Eddie Winslow from Family Matters!”

I’m not saying that she isn’t telling the truth but this could be little lame attempt to drum up media attention. When I get myself into a pickle the first person to come to mind is definitely not Perez. Norwood Young maybe but Perez? Girl, bye. Any validity your story may have carried vanished when you hit him up.

I will believe this when TMZ posts the incident report. Until then . . .

Oh, and please note that I wrote this entry before I went on a search for pictures to accompany this story. This is a sign!

Show + Tell

karrine Show + Tell

It’s officially Literacy In The Hood Day in Crunkland. I do this for my culture.

According to the homie Necole Bitchie, as apart of her six figure deal with Warner Books [$.000019] Superhead will be releasing two upcoming books. Her third book is tentatively titled ‘Vixen Manual’ and will teach fellow nut bucket ass hoes [1] the art of sucking peen. [Click here to watch video of Karrine Steffans talking about the book]

[1] Let me clarify a small point. Just because you love to sip your man’s babies or whatever it is that keeps him satisfied doesn’t automatically qualify you for nut bucket ass hoe status in my book. However, if you are doing this in place of a full time job or in exchange for goods and services then chances are . . . you know the rest.

There’s a big difference from being a huster and a hoe, let’s not confuse the two. Happy peen sucking!

[Flicks credit: Allwyn Forrestor]

Your Two Cents Required

Former MTV executive Terrence Dean is fanning the flames of controversy in his new book, Hiding in Hip-Hop: Confessions of a Down Low Brother in the Entertainment Industry.

hide Your Two Cents Required“Terrance Dean’s HIDING IN HIP-HOP: Confessions of a Down Low Brother in the Entertainment Industry, detailing the author’s life as a closeted homosexual working in the film and music industry and his relationships with other closeted homosexuals — film stars, rap artists, and music producers, to Krishan Trotman at Atria at auction by Karen E. Quinones Miller of Liza Dawson Associates. “

After the Hiding in Hip-Hop deal was officially announced, the net has exploded with folks hot on the trail for the names of those undercover famous people included in Dean’s tell-all.

However, reports claim that Terrance Dean will not actually tell all in Hiding in Hip-Hop, and that Dean will not name names in his book, unlike his female predecessors, Karrine Steffans and Carmen Bryan.

Yet an Atria spokesperson has reportedly claimed that the real-life personas of down-low men that Dean describes in Hiding in Hip-Hop will be easy to decipher.

“Let’s put it this way: You’ll know who they are,” she said, according to various online sources. [source]

I just want Gaymonn to portray Tony Yayo in the made for television movie. What are your thoughts on this?

 

[story via Ya Heard]

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