House Mother Kanye Denies There’s Some Ike Turner In His System

kanye alexis House Mother Kanye Denies There’s Some Ike Turner In His SystemKanye and Alexis back in 2007

Why can’t mother Kanye Omari Pilar Maricarmen Consuela Elosie Sanchez Rose Kardashian just keep a black and white composition pad diary like the rest of us?

The ballroom legend is rapping again to clear up tea in the streets that he regularly did half twist backhand springs to the face of ex-fiancée Alexis Phifer during their relationship.

PHOTOS: Kanye Keeps Up With The Kardashians At Restaurant Opening

“The media crucify me like they did Christ / They wanna find me not breathing like they found Mike,” ‘Ye raps on the new G.O.O.D. Music “I Don’t Like” remix.

“A girl will run her mouth only out of spite / But I never hit a woman, never in my life.”

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Kanye Keeps Up With The Kardashians At Restaurant Opening

kim kanye 0 Kanye Keeps Up With The Kardashians At Restaurant Opening

With cameras in tow, Kim Kardashian cozied up with rumored boyfriend House Mother Kanye at the grand opening of Scott Disick‘s new Japanese restaurant in New York City on Monday night (April 23). The pair was joined by Kim’s mother Kris Jenner, sisters Khloe, Kourtney and Kylie and temporarily unemployed brother-in-law Lamar Odom and brother Rob.

Kimye was later spotted holding hands in the Meatpacking (stop the shade) District as they walk into the Gansevoort hotel. Earlier in the day, Kim was also spotted departing from LAX wearing the initials KW earrings. You know HMK likes to stamp what is his.

Over the past weekend, Kim tweeted a picture of her and ‘Ye sporting a matching pair of Air Jordan 3s with the caption “Money tall like Jordan,” a reference to 2 Chainz’s verse on HMK’s street anthem “Mercy.”

But we’re already accustomed to those types of stunts.

Try It Again, Queen: Kanye Clocks The Tea

hmk11 Try It Again, Queen: Kanye Clocks The TeaKanye Omari Pilar Maricarmen Consuela Elosie Sanchez Rose Kardashian is not here for stunts.

Kanye West is of icon status on the ballroom scene, therefore, she does not walk. She simply sits. Rewind your mind to that 106 & Park stunt if you need an example.

With lessers flying off the handle to bump their cum catchers about his relationship with human urinal Kim Kardashian, the acting mother of the Legendary House of Omari has exceeded his bullshit limit.

Get you some business!

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Nets Owner Mikhail Prokhorov Comes For House Mother Kanye

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Sarcasm and deep pockets? Mikhail Prokhorov is a man after my own heart. The Russian billionaire, who owns an 80 percent stake of the New Jersey Nets after dropping a cool $200 million, is standing behind Kris Humphries following butch queen taunts by House Mother Kanye on his new song “Theraflu” “Way Too Cold.”

“Kris has nothing to worry about,” Prokhorov told the New York Daily News shooting down claims that ‘Ye can have Jay-Z boot the former Mr. Kardashian from the team. “I support my players, and I’m on his side in this epic battle.”

Who you finna try? Look for HMK to shift the momentum by releasing a remix to “Pussy Be Yankin” in the days to come.

Kanye West And Kim Kardashian Visit FAO Schwarz

Stunts And Shows: Kanye West Is A Man of Few Words On 106 & Park With 2 Chainz

106l Stunts And Shows: Kanye West Is A Man of Few Words On 106 & Park With 2 Chainz

Kanye Kardashian served obscene levels of coochiness in a cheetah print jacket and Air Yeezys 2 during his surprise visit to 106 & Porch on Monday (April 9), standing silently alongside Def Jam labelmate 2 Chainz throughout his interview.  After taking a closer look at the jawline of House Mother Kanye his silent protest comes as a no brainer: He was tasting himself in front millions. It doesn’t get more defiant than that. Get your life, Rihanna.

PHOTOS: 2 Chainz performs on 106 & Park with Nicki Minaj

Tity Boi confirmed to Rocsi and Terrence J that HMK will contribute to his solo debut album ‘Based on a T.R.U. Story’ due in stores August 14.

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Stunts And Shows: Kim Kardashian’s Premeditated Walk of Shame

kim kardashian Stunts And Shows: Kim Kardashians Premeditated Walk of Shame

Hours after House Mother Kanye served tea and crumpets to the children in audio form Kim Kardashian was photographed being picked up from her New York City apartment today by a man who at first glance resembles a key member of Kanye’s creative circle, Virgil Abloh.

However, if you have ever seen Virgil in person you know that he is much taller than Kanye, so he wouldn’t be around Kim’s height range like the man in the above snapshot. Makes for good gossip though.

Update: Still have no clue who the guy hugging Kim is but it has been confirmed that HMK’s precious ass cheeks touched plopped down inside the vehicle at some point in the day.

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