This is why House Mother Kanye doesn’t work the ballroom circuit with his kids unless there is a trip overseas and top billing involved. Press play to gag on his cunt greatness.
Don’t make me snap my fingers! House Mother Kanye brings all the boys to the yard. And when they get unruly, bitches better beware.
During a recent Watch The Throne tour stop in Paris, HMK halted his performance of “Flashing Lights” to inform one concert goer he did not appreciate their impromptu addition to his light show.
“You see this guy right here with the green laser, don’t fuck up everybody’s show. It’s not a fucking game.”
“This The Throne, we don’t fuck around like that. You know you’ll get fucked up and kicked out and all that shit. So chill the fuck out.” Tens across the board!
House Mother Kanye is still heating up his Lean Cuisine meals and allowing his pantyhose to drip dry over at Kim Kardashian‘s place, and vice versa. The couple played it close like butter plays toast while watching the Los Angeles Lakers take on the Denver Nuggets in Game Seven of the Western Conference Quarterfinals on Saturday (May 12). View more flicks from their date night below.
The pair was spotted a day later locking lips on the set of Kim’s photo shoot for Vogue Italia.
Watch the throne and what the hell you pull out your closet this morning.
House Mother Kanye did you, me and she the ultimate favor by returning to Twitter on Saturday night (May 5) to launch a rant about all the less fashionable hoes he spotted while driving through five blocks of “the city.”
Among the looks HMK Wintour ruled as being fashionable late: “big ass striped scarves,” “off-brand workout sneakers,” “button up shirts with hoodies,” and all khaki everything. Leather kilts over leather jeggings is that thang, though. Relax and take notes:
- “I hate hoodies with sport coats”
- “I hate sport coats with button up shirts, jeans and dress shoes”
- “I hate khaki trench coats with jeans and off brand work out sneakers”
- “I hate khaki cargo shorts”
- “I hate long ass sideburns with the line up RnB beard”
He ended his rant with “Detest… #I’m on my snob.” What’s on your list for Kanye?
Why can’t mother Kanye Omari Pilar Maricarmen Consuela Elosie Sanchez Rose Kardashian just keep a black and white composition pad diary like the rest of us?
The ballroom legend is rapping again to clear up tea in the streets that he regularly did half twist backhand springs to the face of ex-fiancée Alexis Phifer during their relationship.
“The media crucify me like they did Christ / They wanna find me not breathing like they found Mike,” ‘Ye raps on the new G.O.O.D. Music “I Don’t Like” remix.
“A girl will run her mouth only out of spite / But I never hit a woman, never in my life.”
With cameras in tow, Kim Kardashian cozied up with rumored boyfriend House Mother Kanye at the grand opening of Scott Disick‘s new Japanese restaurant in New York City on Monday night (April 23). The pair was joined by Kim’s mother Kris Jenner, sisters Khloe, Kourtney and Kylie and temporarily unemployed brother-in-law Lamar Odom and brother Rob.
Kimye was later spotted holding hands in the Meatpacking (stop the shade) District as they walk into the Gansevoort hotel. Earlier in the day, Kim was also spotted departing from LAX wearing the initials KW earrings. You know HMK likes to stamp what is his.
Over the past weekend, Kim tweeted a picture of her and ‘Ye sporting a matching pair of Air Jordan 3s with the caption “Money tall like Jordan,” a reference to 2 Chainz’s verse on HMK’s street anthem “Mercy.”
But we’re already accustomed to those types of stunts.