Sarcasm and deep pockets? Mikhail Prokhorov is a man after my own heart. The Russian billionaire, who owns an 80 percent stake of the New Jersey Nets after dropping a cool $200 million, is standing behind Kris Humphries following butch queen taunts by House Mother Kanye on his new song “Theraflu” “Way Too Cold.”
“Kris has nothing to worry about,” Prokhorov told the New York Daily News shooting down claims that ‘Ye can have Jay-Z boot the former Mr. Kardashian from the team. “I support my players, and I’m on his side in this epic battle.”
Who you finna try? Look for HMK to shift the momentum by releasing a remix to “Pussy Be Yankin” in the days to come.
Kanye West And Kim Kardashian Visit FAO Schwarz
Kanye Kardashian served obscene levels of coochiness in a cheetah print jacket and Air Yeezys 2 during his surprise visit to 106 & Porch on Monday (April 9), standing silently alongside Def Jam labelmate 2 Chainz throughout his interview. After taking a closer look at the jawline of House Mother Kanye his silent protest comes as a no brainer: He was tasting himself in front millions. It doesn’t get more defiant than that. Get your life, Rihanna.
PHOTOS: 2 Chainz performs on 106 & Park with Nicki Minaj
Tity Boi confirmed to Rocsi and Terrence J that HMK will contribute to his solo debut album ‘Based on a T.R.U. Story’ due in stores August 14.
Hours after House Mother Kanye served tea and crumpets to the children in audio form Kim Kardashian was photographed being picked up from her New York City apartment today by a man who at first glance resembles a key member of Kanye’s creative circle, Virgil Abloh.
However, if you have ever seen Virgil in person you know that he is much taller than Kanye, so he wouldn’t be around Kim’s height range like the man in the above snapshot. Makes for good gossip though.
Update: Still have no clue who the guy hugging Kim is but it has been confirmed that HMK’s precious ass cheeks touched plopped down inside the vehicle at some point in the day.
Paris is burning!
Dressed head-to-toe in fashions from House Mother, draped in a fur shawl and wearing a pair of Kanye West for Guiseppe Zanotti heels, Kim Kardashian had a bird’s eye view of Yeezy’s runway rebound following a critical flop last fall on Tuesday night (March 6).
Highlights from the rapper-turned-designer’s A/W 12 show
“Overall, given the extremely low expectations, I’d say he pulled it off. But with a lot of help. The rumors that he has been hiring consultants right and left seem likely accurate,” wrote Wall Street Journal’s style columnist Christina Binkley during her live blog coverage.
Expect for Jourdan Dunn’s name to be dropped from all future “Christian Dior Denim Flow” live performances. The leggy model tweeted that while the $5,800 pair of Giuseppe Zanotti pearl-encrusted heels designed by House Mother Kanye are as sexy as they come, the shoes are a pain to walk in. One can only imagine the pinky toe struggle a nasty j-sette routine or sudden pussy throttle would bring.
“Don’t get me wrong the shoes are sexy as f–k but you can’t walk in them! Or maybe its not the shoes . . . its me . . . *shrugs*,” Dunn tweeted over the weekend.
House Mother Kanye has previously collaborated with Louis Vuitton and Nike for sneaker designs and is is slated to return to the French catwalk next week to show off his latest designs for his 2012 autumn/winter collection as part of Paris Fashion Week.
Would you fork over almost six racks for a pair of heels? Check out flicks of model Chanel Iman rocking the same pair of pricey heels at the Givenchy Ready to Wear Spring / Summer 2012 show last year.
Editor’s Note: Blame yours truly for the delayed roll out on this entry. Between teaching the choreography from the “Run The World (Girls)” video to underprivileged queens and my recent travels I have fallen behind on some of my duties here in Crunkland, including posting this story written by the oh so talented Jas Fly. Don’t tase me, bro.
Last week C+D was invited out to the GOOD Music event presented by Heineken and Kanye West. I knew ahead of time that making the show wasn’t happening for me, but that it would be a shame to let the opportunity past. Because when House Mother Kanye calls, well, you better answer. I fiddled my thumbs for 20 minutes or so before the light bulb in my brain came on. I reached out to Jas (I had been a fan of her writing for months and knew she was based in The Big Apple) and the rest is history. A special thanks to Alison from Team Epiphany for all of her hard work behind the scenes.
Like the immaculate boss bitch that he is globally recognized as House Mother Kanye cleaned house at the estate sale for Isaac Hayes before filling his Louis Vuitton luggage to capacity with hipster goodies for Cooch-ella. Get you a piece, whore! Grab your glowsticks and watch his full show below.
Never in all of my years of watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade have I ever stared at my television with a vacant expression before mouthing “This hoe might have just tried it” but that all changed on Thursday morning. While I was awestruck for obvious reasons not everyone was having it with House Mother Kanye. And they let the bitch have it.