Rumors People Believe: House Mother Kanye West Wants To Name Baby North

kanye kim Rumors People Believe: House Mother Kanye West Wants To Name Baby North

HMK wants to name the hologram currently being created by the DONDA Institute inside girlfriend Kim Kardashian‘s diamond lined uterus North when it arrives in July because he thinks its sounds good with his surname West, an anonymous* source tells pillar of journalistic integrity The Sun.

Yet my pearls remain unclutched. Why is that?

Anyway, Kim testified under oath that she loved Kris Humphries once upon a time at a deposition this week, TMZ reports. Now he’s just someone that she used to know. I’m typing this with the back of my left hand pressed against my forehead.

PHOTOS: Check out the latest pictures of Kim Kardashian

Kris’ lawyer grilled for evidence that Kim defrauded Kris and only married him to boost ratings for her reality show.

He’s shooting for an annulment based on fraud, but sources say the depo didn’t help his case. The divorce trial will begin on my birthday, May 6. Look at God!

*You play too much, Brooke.

Kim Kardashian Out In Beverly Hills

Gucci Mane Drops Two New Mixtapes — And Waka Flocka From Brick Squad

gucci mane Gucci Mane Drops Two New Mixtapes     And Waka Flocka From Brick Squad

Well damn! Gucci Mane, pictured with Keyshia Ka’ior at the ‘Spring Breakers’ premiere on Friday, tweeted that Waka Flocka has been dropped from 1017 Brick Squad Records. – Rap Radar

Update: A label rep says that Gucci Mane LaFlare was hacked. Side-eye activated.

Chief Keef is already acting up after being released from jail. – Smoking Section

Let this serve as a lesson. Never come for the human statue again, ever. – Dlisted

Chris Brown cuddles Karreuche look-a-like on the set of new video. – Miss Jia

Is House Mother Kanye begging Anna Wintour to put Kim Kardashian on the cover of Vogue? – Ronald Matters  

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The Financial Records Of Bokeem Woodbine Remain Safe During Hacks, Beyonce And Others Not As Fortunate

1 The Financial Records Of Bokeem Woodbine Remain Safe During Hacks, Beyonce And Others Not As Fortunate

Two-step identity verification can’t save you in the real world. A website published credit reports, mortgage payments, Social Security numbers and more of Jay-Z, Beyonce and Kim Kardashian — as well as First Lady Michelle Obama, Mel Gibson and Paris Hilton.

Also victimized were Britney Spears, Donald Trump, Hulk Hogan, Ashton Kutcher, Vice President Joe Biden, FBI Director Robert Mueller, Attorney General Eric Holder, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and human paper weight Sarah Palin.

Hulk Hogan, my dude? I’ll give you everybody else but you need your ass beat for that one. Card carrying Hulkamaniac speaking, and I’m tight. [New York Daily News]

2 The Financial Records Of Bokeem Woodbine Remain Safe During Hacks, Beyonce And Others Not As Fortunate

A source tells Star magazine that when House Mother Kanye and Kim Kardashian would run into Anna Wintour around New York Fashion Week, Anna would blow HMK air kisses and shit but refused to even look at his Malibu Barbie. Jesus, hold my mule. [Dlisted]

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Kanye West Violated His No Press Rule Today

kanye west1 Kanye West Violated His No Press Rule Today

I hope you wore a matching bra and panty set today.

Hip hop’s leading lactating House Mother plopped out his left tit and invited the hungry neighborhood pups to latch on it by dialing up The Angie Martinez Show on Hot 97 to discuss MTV’s Hottest MC’s list with DJ Enuff.

It’s a rare occasion that HMK stands on the balcony of his boudoir located on the remote island of I’m Not You Niggas to address the rap community directly — so you’re welcome.

Skipping over the meat and potatoes and directly into dessert, the highlight of the conversation came when HMK slammed his petty card on the table and yelled “Domino, muthafucka!” with quite the revelation:

“I come from this battle rap, like that’s how I grew up in Chicago. I couldn’t believe it! I mean, I gave Sway is first TV, man. He came over to my crib in Newark, New Jersey, I was living in Newark doing beats for Jay and Beans and all them, and I was getting a new TV and I gave Sway his first TV. I didn’t really wanna like even call to talk about the number seven list, I just wanna tell everybody I gave Sway his first TV. And he need to remember that.”

Kanye West And Kim Kardashian At London Fashion Week

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Quick Flicks: 12 Photos From The Givenchy Show At Paris Fashion Week

fashion week Quick Flicks: 12 Photos From The Givenchy Show At Paris Fashion Week

From Frank Ocean and Ciara to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, stars turned out in style at the Fall / Winter 2013 fashion show for Givenchy during Paris Fashion Week on Sunday.

Warm yourself up by standing next to the heat emanating from The Artist Formerly Known As Lonny Breaux’s side-eye fever and click through the gallery for all of the fashions from the night.

House Mother Has Spoken: Watch Kanye West’s Cunty Soliloquy

smize House Mother Has Spoken: Watch Kanye Wests Cunty Soliloquy

As proof positive that he still gallivants circles around his musical contemporaries, House Mother Kanye reaffirmed his status in the ballroom by launching into a rant while performing in London over the weekend.

The only absent element from the moment? A filthy Leyomi Mizrahi pussy drop.

Regardless, his words served a stern reminder to the rest of the girls in the powder room: never forget who has the upper, well-manicured labia.

You’re welcome, you’re all welcome.

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