Let’s Hear It For Love: House Mother Kanye Is Engaged To His Line Sister Kim Kardashian

queen1 Lets Hear It For Love: House Mother Kanye Is Engaged To His Line Sister Kim Kardashian

House Mother Kanye has finally granted the ultimate wishes of Ike Turner’s birthday twin Kris Jenner (I’m just full of random facts tonight). HMK proposed to Kim Kardashian on her 33rd birthday and she of course accepted, E! Online reports.

Stop hating and start kon-dragulating. Read all the details below.

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Clicks Around The Web: Kandi Burruss Says She Plans To Re-File ‘Tardy For The Party’ Case In Federal Court

kandi Clicks Around The Web: Kandi Burruss Says She Plans To Re File Tardy For The Party Case In Federal Court

Kandi Burruss says that her legal battle with former friend Kim Zolciak over that flop ass song “Tardy for the Party” isn’t over yet.

“Kim really didn’t win. That was just one level of it,” she explained to Us Weekly. “Now it goes back to other levels of the court and it’s still going on.”

“It’s just the principal of it at this point,” the 37-year-old continued. “It’s not about the money. I’m doing great otherwise. It’s all just silly. It’s not a big deal to me.”

“I’ve got my daughter and my fiance and am working on new music and a Broadway show that I will star in! So it’s all good.”

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Clicks Around The Web: Future Planning $1.5 Million Lawsuit Against Drake After Being Kicked Off Tour (Report)

future stage Clicks Around The Web: Future Planning $1.5 Million Lawsuit Against Drake After Being Kicked Off Tour (Report)

Drake Reportedly Kicks Future Off Tour After Disparaging Comments 

Drake has allegedly booted Future from the lineup for his upcoming tour after he gave a lukewarm review of his latest album ‘Nothing Was The Same’ to Billboard.

“Drake made an album that is full of hits but it doesn’t grab you,” Future reportedly told the publication. “They’re not possessive; they don’t make you feel the way I do. I want to make you want to fall in love.”

An insider (again, the weedman gets around) says that Drake flipped over the quote. “He told his agent either Future gets fired, or he’ll fire him,” claims the source.

The day the article was published, Future took to Twitter to comment on the interview, saying he was misquoted. He is also reportedly hitting Drake where it hurts, demanding $1.5 million for loss of wages. The Freebandz affiliate rapper was set to earn about $40,000 per night on the 39-date trek.

That’s a shit load of 2-for-$20 date nights. More clicks around the web after the jump!

Drake Hits The Club In Atlanta

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Too Much Good Pussy: A Very Quick Read By House Mother Kanye

hmk21 Too Much Good Pussy: A Very Quick Read By House Mother Kanye

Slip on your favorite pair of aloe-infused spa socks and grab a mug of chamomile tea.

House Mother Kanye is back with another round of storytelling — and the book has been baptized in douche water.

In response to Jimmy Kimmel spoofing his now-famous BBC Radio 1 interview, HMK finger banged until his cuticles bled. Don’t tear his twat, his achy breaky twat. I just don’t think he’d understand.

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Watch: Jimmy Kimmel Spoofs House Mother Kanye’s BBC Radio 1 Interview With Kids

hmk2 Watch: Jimmy Kimmel Spoofs House Mother Kanyes BBC Radio 1 Interview With Kids

Jimmy Kimmel hired kid actors to recite the transcript from House Mother Kanye‘s hour long What Is This Queen Ranting About Now diatribe that broadcasted on BBC Radio 1 this week.

“How many muthafuckas you have done seen with a leather jogging pant? Where’s the culture at? Where is the culture at?,” the Garanimals version of HMK angrily asserts before taking a sip of his assumingly satisfying milkshake.

And all was right in the world for a mere 45 seconds. Watch it below.

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Quick Flicks: Kim Kardashian Grabs Lunch With Blac Chyna

chyna 3 Quick Flicks: Kim Kardashian Grabs Lunch With Blac ChynaThis isn’t the First-Time Moms Club advertised on your church’s bulletin board.

Kim Kardashian and new gal pal Black Chyna were spotted at Stanley’s restaurant in Los Angeles for lunch on Tuesday (September 24). Kourtney Kardashian and longtime boyfriend Scott Disick were also on hand for the outing that was captured by a camera crew.

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