The Financial Records Of Bokeem Woodbine Remain Safe During Hacks, Beyonce And Others Not As Fortunate

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Two-step identity verification can’t save you in the real world. A website published credit reports, mortgage payments, Social Security numbers and more of Jay-Z, Beyonce and Kim Kardashian — as well as First Lady Michelle Obama, Mel Gibson and Paris Hilton.

Also victimized were Britney Spears, Donald Trump, Hulk Hogan, Ashton Kutcher, Vice President Joe Biden, FBI Director Robert Mueller, Attorney General Eric Holder, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and human paper weight Sarah Palin.

Hulk Hogan, my dude? I’ll give you everybody else but you need your ass beat for that one. Card carrying Hulkamaniac speaking, and I’m tight. [New York Daily News]

2 The Financial Records Of Bokeem Woodbine Remain Safe During Hacks, Beyonce And Others Not As Fortunate

A source tells Star magazine that when House Mother Kanye and Kim Kardashian would run into Anna Wintour around New York Fashion Week, Anna would blow HMK air kisses and shit but refused to even look at his Malibu Barbie. Jesus, hold my mule. [Dlisted]

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Kanye West Violated His No Press Rule Today

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I hope you wore a matching bra and panty set today.

Hip hop’s leading lactating House Mother plopped out his left tit and invited the hungry neighborhood pups to latch on it by dialing up The Angie Martinez Show on Hot 97 to discuss MTV’s Hottest MC’s list with DJ Enuff.

It’s a rare occasion that HMK stands on the balcony of his boudoir located on the remote island of I’m Not You Niggas to address the rap community directly — so you’re welcome.

Skipping over the meat and potatoes and directly into dessert, the highlight of the conversation came when HMK slammed his petty card on the table and yelled “Domino, muthafucka!” with quite the revelation:

“I come from this battle rap, like that’s how I grew up in Chicago. I couldn’t believe it! I mean, I gave Sway is first TV, man. He came over to my crib in Newark, New Jersey, I was living in Newark doing beats for Jay and Beans and all them, and I was getting a new TV and I gave Sway his first TV. I didn’t really wanna like even call to talk about the number seven list, I just wanna tell everybody I gave Sway his first TV. And he need to remember that.”

Kanye West And Kim Kardashian At London Fashion Week

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Quick Flicks: 12 Photos From The Givenchy Show At Paris Fashion Week

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From Frank Ocean and Ciara to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, stars turned out in style at the Fall / Winter 2013 fashion show for Givenchy during Paris Fashion Week on Sunday.

Warm yourself up by standing next to the heat emanating from The Artist Formerly Known As Lonny Breaux’s side-eye fever and click through the gallery for all of the fashions from the night.

House Mother Has Spoken: Watch Kanye West’s Cunty Soliloquy

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As proof positive that he still gallivants circles around his musical contemporaries, House Mother Kanye reaffirmed his status in the ballroom by launching into a rant while performing in London over the weekend.

The only absent element from the moment? A filthy Leyomi Mizrahi pussy drop.

Regardless, his words served a stern reminder to the rest of the girls in the powder room: never forget who has the upper, well-manicured labia.

You’re welcome, you’re all welcome.

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Music Notes: Lil’ Wayne Unveils “I Am Not A Human Being II” Cover Art

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Designed by Kanye West’s creative braintrust company DONDA, the minimalist cover artwork for Lil’ Wayne‘s long-delayed album ‘I Am Not A Human Being II’ features a red Death’s-head Hawkmoth against a solid black background, fancy smancy. Your rapper cousin is placing images of roaches under Instagram filters at this very moment.

CLICK: Lil’ Wayne’s New Album Cover Looks Like At Least Three Movie Posters (Complex)

“He didn’t do any music on this album but ‘Ye is actually packaging my album,” Wayne previously explained to MTV News. “You probably gotta ask him because it was his idea. I was just like ‘okay, do whatever,’ because I don’t do nothing but rapping. You can ask all the people that work with me, they’ll tell you ‘man, he don’t do nothin’ but the music,’ that’s all I do man. That’s all I know about.”

DONDA also designed the animated GIF for the album’s lead single “Love Me” featuring Drake and Future. Listen to the track and check out the animation below.

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