Clicks Around The Web: Future Planning $1.5 Million Lawsuit Against Drake After Being Kicked Off Tour (Report)

future stage Clicks Around The Web: Future Planning $1.5 Million Lawsuit Against Drake After Being Kicked Off Tour (Report)

Drake Reportedly Kicks Future Off Tour After Disparaging Comments 

Drake has allegedly booted Future from the lineup for his upcoming tour after he gave a lukewarm review of his latest album ‘Nothing Was The Same’ to Billboard.

“Drake made an album that is full of hits but it doesn’t grab you,” Future reportedly told the publication. “They’re not possessive; they don’t make you feel the way I do. I want to make you want to fall in love.”

An insider (again, the weedman gets around) says that Drake flipped over the quote. “He told his agent either Future gets fired, or he’ll fire him,” claims the source.

The day the article was published, Future took to Twitter to comment on the interview, saying he was misquoted. He is also reportedly hitting Drake where it hurts, demanding $1.5 million for loss of wages. The Freebandz affiliate rapper was set to earn about $40,000 per night on the 39-date trek.

That’s a shit load of 2-for-$20 date nights. More clicks around the web after the jump!

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Too Much Good Pussy: A Very Quick Read By House Mother Kanye

hmk21 Too Much Good Pussy: A Very Quick Read By House Mother Kanye

Slip on your favorite pair of aloe-infused spa socks and grab a mug of chamomile tea.

House Mother Kanye is back with another round of storytelling — and the book has been baptized in douche water.

In response to Jimmy Kimmel spoofing his now-famous BBC Radio 1 interview, HMK finger banged until his cuticles bled. Don’t tear his twat, his achy breaky twat. I just don’t think he’d understand.

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Watch: Jimmy Kimmel Spoofs House Mother Kanye’s BBC Radio 1 Interview With Kids

hmk2 Watch: Jimmy Kimmel Spoofs House Mother Kanyes BBC Radio 1 Interview With Kids

Jimmy Kimmel hired kid actors to recite the transcript from House Mother Kanye‘s hour long What Is This Queen Ranting About Now diatribe that broadcasted on BBC Radio 1 this week.

“How many muthafuckas you have done seen with a leather jogging pant? Where’s the culture at? Where is the culture at?,” the Garanimals version of HMK angrily asserts before taking a sip of his assumingly satisfying milkshake.

And all was right in the world for a mere 45 seconds. Watch it below.

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Quick Flicks: Kim Kardashian Grabs Lunch With Blac Chyna

chyna 3 Quick Flicks: Kim Kardashian Grabs Lunch With Blac ChynaThis isn’t the First-Time Moms Club advertised on your church’s bulletin board.

Kim Kardashian and new gal pal Black Chyna were spotted at Stanley’s restaurant in Los Angeles for lunch on Tuesday (September 24). Kourtney Kardashian and longtime boyfriend Scott Disick were also on hand for the outing that was captured by a camera crew.

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HMK Crowns Himself The Number One Rock Star On The Planet, Parties With Oprah

girlfriend please HMK Crowns Himself The Number One Rock Star On The Planet, Parties With Oprah

House Mother Kanye is back on his thug misses kick. Fuck a dime, he’s a silver dollar.

During an interview with BBC Radio 1, Kim Kardashian’s line sister anointed himself the Number One Rock Star on the planet.

Until I get approved for a Marshalls credit card I have no reason to dsagree. Remember, his presence is a present.

“People are gonna look at this interview and say ‘hey, I understand what he’s talking about’. People are gonna look at this interview and say ‘I don’t like Kanye, he looks mad, I don’t like his teeth,” HMK explained to TV presenter and radio DJ Zane Lowe.

“We the real rock stars and I’m the biggest of all of them. I’m the Number One rock star on the planet.”

For the sake of all those involved I really hope a tiara comes with that title. Check out snapshots of HMK and his baby mama partying with Oprah and Diddy at a birthday party for Jimmy Iovine‘s girlfriend late Saturday after the jump.

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Kanye West Ducks The Rain In Paris, Performs With Charlie Wilson On ‘Jools Holland’

kanye Kanye West Ducks The Rain In Paris, Performs With Charlie Wilson On Jools Holland

Clear the pathway, daughter. Sugar dissolves when water hits it.

House Mother Kanye ducked raindrops while leaving the ‘Canal Plus’ TV studio on Tuesday (September 17) in Paris, France. No photographers on the scene were challenged to a vogue battle.

Last week, The Doll was formally charged with misdemeanor battery and attempted grand theft in connection from a alleged run-in with a photographer at Los Angeles International Airport in July.

The photographer, Daniel Ramos, filed a lawsuit against West in August. Ramos, who is represented by attorney / seasoned stunt queen Gloria Allred, claimed his right hip was injured when the rapper punched him in an unprovoked attack and wrestled his camera to the ground. The lawsuit claims assault, battery, negligence and violation of civil rights.

Watch HMK kick off the second season of British talk show ‘Later… with Jools Holland’ as he performs “Bounds 2″ with Charlie Wilson after the jump.

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