This isn’t the First-Time Moms Club advertised on your church’s bulletin board.
Kim Kardashian and new gal pal Black Chyna were spotted at Stanley’s restaurant in Los Angeles for lunch on Tuesday (September 24). Kourtney Kardashian and longtime boyfriend Scott Disick were also on hand for the outing that was captured by a camera crew.
I appreciate this mash up of HMK’s blacked-out vogue performance at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards last night with the ‘Living Single’ theme song on so many levels. I just re-enacted Jaden Smith’s boygasm after watching Drake’s performance. Tip me over and pour me out.
All praises due to ‘Awkward Black Girl’ creator Issa Rae for turning what started out as one person’s brilliant observation into a reality.
We are a family like a giant tree, branching out for the sky.
Today, Kris Jenner teased clips of her hour-long interview with the Deena Jones of G.O.O.D. Music, Kanye West, airing tomorrow on the finale episode for her daytime talk show.
According to Jenner, the interview came about when the two “roommates” passed each other in the hallway of her Calabasas, California home. He made the suggestion to come on the talk show to get bitches straight about his public persona and relationship with Jenner’s daughter Kim Kardashian.
During his sit-down with the E! matriarch, the notoriously-private, paparazzi-loathing hause muvah shares that welcoming daughter North West into the world was a life affirming one experience.
“After I lost my mother, there were times I felt like, I would put my life at risk. I felt like sometimes I didn’t have something to live for,” he said. “Now I have two really special people to live for, a whole family to live for. A whole world to live for.”
In the clip posted below, HMK speaks about applying the key life lesson his grandfather, who recently passed away, to life and his relationship with Kardashian: “His whole thing was joy. Just joy, having joy in his life. She’s my joy and she brought my new joy into the world, and there’s no paparazzi or no blog comment that’s gonna take that joy from me.”
In a new preview for season eight of ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ (watch it below) a visibly “frustrated” Kim Kardashian vents “How the fuck did I get like this?” in response to her growing belly. You wobbled instead of swallowed, that’s how in the fuck.
In related news more worthy of your precious eyeball movement, House Mother Kanye outdid himself with the invitations to his baby shower. Of course I am giving him full credit for all elements related to this legendary affair. The mental image of him pacing across the kitchen floor in Kim’s monogram spa slippers while pouring over details about pink watercress sandwiches is the abundant life they talk about in bible study. Don’t be mad at me for trying to touch the hem of his garment.
Invited guests, including the floral incubator, each received a music box featuring a ballerina twirling to his 2005 ‘Late Registration’ track, “Hey Mama.” It’s just emotion taking me over.
Kim And Kris Arrive In Los Angeles
If we ever end up in a classroom environment together I’m making it my business to knock House Mother Kanye‘s back issues of V Magazine off his desk with the swing of my ass on my way to the pencil sharpener. I’m wide and petty enough to do it, why not?
Just wanted to put that out there.
In a new promo for his ‘Saturday Night Live’ appearance, HMK wears a band-aid over his forehead boo boo as a — wait for it — reference to his much publicized stunt queen fail last week when he walked into a street sign while out with his baby mama. Should’ve kept his eye on the prize.