House Mother Kanye has finally granted the ultimate wishes of Ike Turner’s birthday twin Kris Jenner (I’m just full of random facts tonight). HMK proposed to Kim Kardashian on her 33rd birthday and she of course accepted, E! Online reports.
Stop hating and start kon-dragulating. Read all the details below.
Slip on your favorite pair of aloe-infused spa socks and grab a mug of chamomile tea.
House Mother Kanye is back with another round of storytelling — and the book has been baptized in douche water.
In response to Jimmy Kimmel spoofing his now-famous BBC Radio 1 interview, HMK finger banged until his cuticles bled. Don’t tear his twat, his achy breaky twat. I just don’t think he’d understand.
Jimmy Kimmel hired kid actors to recite the transcript from House Mother Kanye‘s hour long What Is This Queen Ranting About Now diatribe that broadcasted on BBC Radio 1 this week.
muthafuckas you have done seen with a leather jogging pant? Where’s the culture at? Where is the culture at?,” the Garanimals version of HMK angrily asserts before taking a sip of his assumingly satisfying milkshake.
And all was right in the world for a mere 45 seconds. Watch it below.
This isn’t the First-Time Moms Club advertised on your church’s bulletin board.
Kim Kardashian and new gal pal Black Chyna were spotted at Stanley’s restaurant in Los Angeles for lunch on Tuesday (September 24). Kourtney Kardashian and longtime boyfriend Scott Disick were also on hand for the outing that was captured by a camera crew.