Just so that we’re clear, House Mother Kanye was always a ball room legend in his own mind.
While promoting his upcoming nine-show run at Radio City Music Hall, comedian Dave Chappelle visited by The Tonight Show to promote his upcoming nine-show run at Radio City Music Hall last week. During his appearance, Dave recalled stories about Prince and The Roots, but the highlight was when he detailed the first time he met HMK.
While making ‘The Chappelle Show’, a virtually unknown HMK was chilling with Dave, Jay-Z, Talib Kweli, and Common listening to the newly-released ‘Black Album’ inside Dave’s studio. In the opening seconds of “Lucifer”, Hov says, “Kanyeezy, you’s a genius. You did it again!” At that point, Dave says, “Kanye stood up. First time he spoke all day, and he goes, ‘Stop the record! And rewind that.’
HMK and his line sister walking the streets of Paris earlier today
When it comes to selecting a wedding gift for House Mother Kanye and his honorary plus one to bad bitch functions, there’s only so much silk, chiffon, and body oils one can invest in. Leave it t Brandy’s little sister to give a tutorial on how to pull a top of the line stunt worthy of a ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ opening credits peach.
When a lady gets married, it’s traditional that the man who had sex with her on camera should donate four months’ worth of his profits from the sex tape to the happy newlyweds. And by “traditional,” I mean “a new thing Ray J just made up.” TMZ reports that singer/sex-haver Ray J, famous for having sex with Kim Kardashian, plans to write Kim and Kanye a check for around $47,000, representing his profits from Kim K. Superstar from January through April of this year. Vivid Entertainment says the sex tape has grossed $50 million, and Kim’s share is said to be “at least” as big as Ray J’s. If Kim and Yeezy reject Ray J’s gracious wedding present, he’s offered to donate the money to Kim’s favorite charity instead. (The Kardashian family’s favorite charity is reportedly itself.) | Gawker
When you can brush the hairs on the top of your scalp with the same toothbrush as your its hard to find fucks to give about much else in life — House Mother Kanye and Kim Kardashian included.
When asked her opinion on the celebrity couple snatching the cover of Vogue’s April 2014 issue, Naomi Campbell offered a beautiful “I do not want to comment” before going into how she is a supermodel and that magazine covers should be reserved only for those seated at her lunch table. Touché.
One would think that with the holiday shopping season pending that the wig crypt would have their employees in check with the threading of lace front wigs and preparation of gourmet roots box complete creole cheddar popcorn and flavorful meats but that couldn’t be any further from the case.
A group of Beyonce‘s stans are riddled with concern that their fave will lose credibility by attending Kanye West and Kim Kardashian‘s wedding ceremony. So much so that a Beyonce Cannot Attend Kim Kardashian’s Wedding petition has been launched urging Empress Yaki to “rain check that train wreck.”
House Mother Kanye refuses to munch on Kim Kardashian‘s freezed dried placenta chips in silence. Thank you and you’re welcome.
The 36-year-old seasoned stunt queen sang his fiancée’s praises during his ‘On Air With Ryan Seacrest’ radio interview on Tuesday morning (October 29). He also took the opportunity to lobby for his baby mama to appear on the cover of New York’s fashion bible.
“Now for me, what I want to create isn’t about black and white, but the reason why I’m not able to create what I want to create is about being black and is about classism. And that’s that wall when I took [Kim] to the Met Ball and they put it up on Vogue.com and tried to say she wasn’t there because they didn’t want a reality show girl there,” he told Seacrest.
Wendy Williams congratulated Kim Kardashian on her engagement to HMK during her Hot Topics segment this morning, reminding viewers she will go through with her plan to eat crow should their marriage last longer than the 72 days that she was married to NBA player Kris Humphries.
And then her team sent out a press release, making it more about her stunt queen antics and less about them. Well played, Mr. Wendell.
“I don’t know anything about a date, but I do know what I said and I’m gonna stick to it,” she said. “I’ve always said that Kim and Kanye will never get married. And I said, if they do get married, I will eat crow. Right here, on this show. I’m a woman of my word.”