When you can brush the hairs on the top of your scalp with the same toothbrush as your its hard to find fucks to give about much else in life — House Mother Kanye and Kim Kardashian included.
When asked her opinion on the celebrity couple snatching the cover of Vogue’s April 2014 issue, Naomi Campbell offered a beautiful “I do not want to comment” before going into how she is a supermodel and that magazine covers should be reserved only for those seated at her lunch table. Touché.
One would think that with the holiday shopping season pending that the wig crypt would have their employees in check with the threading of lace front wigs and preparation of gourmet roots box complete creole cheddar popcorn and flavorful meats but that couldn’t be any further from the case.
A group of Beyonce‘s stans are riddled with concern that their fave will lose credibility by attending Kanye West and Kim Kardashian‘s wedding ceremony. So much so that a Beyonce Cannot Attend Kim Kardashian’s Wedding petition has been launched urging Empress Yaki to “rain check that train wreck.”
House Mother Kanye refuses to munch on Kim Kardashian‘s freezed dried placenta chips in silence. Thank you and you’re welcome.
The 36-year-old seasoned stunt queen sang his fiancée’s praises during his ‘On Air With Ryan Seacrest’ radio interview on Tuesday morning (October 29). He also took the opportunity to lobby for his baby mama to appear on the cover of New York’s fashion bible.
“Now for me, what I want to create isn’t about black and white, but the reason why I’m not able to create what I want to create is about being black and is about classism. And that’s that wall when I took [Kim] to the Met Ball and they put it up on Vogue.com and tried to say she wasn’t there because they didn’t want a reality show girl there,” he told Seacrest.
Wendy Williams congratulated Kim Kardashian on her engagement to HMK during her Hot Topics segment this morning, reminding viewers she will go through with her plan to eat crow should their marriage last longer than the 72 days that she was married to NBA player Kris Humphries.
And then her team sent out a press release, making it more about her stunt queen antics and less about them. Well played, Mr. Wendell.
“I don’t know anything about a date, but I do know what I said and I’m gonna stick to it,” she said. “I’ve always said that Kim and Kanye will never get married. And I said, if they do get married, I will eat crow. Right here, on this show. I’m a woman of my word.”
House Mother Kanye has finally granted the ultimate wishes of Ike Turner’s birthday twin Kris Jenner (I’m just full of random facts tonight). HMK proposed to Kim Kardashian on her 33rd birthday and she of course accepted, E! Online reports.
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