Fresher Than You

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Fresher Than You

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To no one’s shock Slickback Ivanhoe was named to People magazine’s best dressed list. I have the feeling that he just sent LaMike a text message that reads “I’m styling on yo’ bitch ass.” Other fashion forward stars include Gwen Stefani, George Clooney, David Beckham, Jennifer Lopez, Brad Pitt, and Johnny Depp.

Spicy Creole was dubbed “the showstopper” while Sanjaya Malakar’s faux hawk and Nay Nay playing dress up for community service were ranked among this year’s most shocking fashion moments.

Check out my jazzy top picks under the cut.

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Jermaine Jackson (for Gordon Gatrell)

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Slick ‘Em Hound of Pretty Ricky

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Gel-N-Weave a/k/a/ Princess & Diamond of Crime Mob

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Lifetime Achievement for Outstanding Freshness // Earth, Wind, and Fire

Lies! Cruel Viscious Lies!

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Lies! Cruel Viscious Lies!

Alejandra Jackson is claiming that Jermaine Jackson is one cheap bastard. In court documents filed late last month, she says that she’s not receiving one dime from Jermajesty’s daddy in spousal or child support. As a result she’s been bumming money for gas and drives with an expired registration. Funny, her story sounds like 75 percent of the people on my block.

Before I continue let me remind you that prior to marrying Jermaine, Alejandra was married to his brother Randy. Just trifling!

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Alejandra alleges Jermaine’s claim that he’s broke is a “smokescreen.” In legal
papers, she says sarcastically, “he (claims) he has no income and all of his expenses are paid for by his girlfriend, who coincidentally, suddenly has a Swiss bank account and a Rolls Royce in her name after having worked at Bloomingdales and Macy’s.”

Alejandra claims Jermaine raked in the dough from the UK version of “Big Brother,” as well as from royalties, business deals and what not.

And then there’s this — “I seek full custody of our children, with reasonable visitation to Jermaine because I have concerns regarding Jermaine’s sleeping accommodations for our children while they are in his care.” She goes on — “I believe it is unhealthy for our children to sleep in the same bedroom with Jermaine and his girlfriend….” (source)

Jermaine broke? This broad is tripping. Dude has been the prominent face for Gordon Gatrell fashions, so I know his bank account is overflowing.

YouTube Clip of the Day

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YouTube Clip of the Day


Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the illegitimate love child of Jermaine Jackson and Tracy Chapman.

[Thanks J. Fish!]

Afternoon Snack

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Afternoon Snack

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JJ and his wife leaving their London hotel

I would cut The Dealer off for a chance encounter with Mr. Jackson. I mean, I wouldn’t break up completely with him but I would put his ass on the back burner in a New York minute to spend some time with JJ.

Now that’s some high quality sweet action right there.

I bet if you were to bitch slap the side of his neck you could use his sweat as a skin moisturizer. How many people reading this can honestly say that they wouldn’t jump at the opportunity to include Jermaine Jackson in their daily grooming ritual, huh? Listen, if you claim otherwise you’re not only lying to me but you’re lying to yourself. Don’t live in denial, join the love train. You don’t need a ticket just get on board.

Style Points

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Style Points

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Jermaine Jackson may look like a California Raisin that has been left in a dehydrator a little too long but there is no denying son is always casket sharp whenever the photogs snap his picture. Who else you know can wear a Gordon Gartrell designer suit from ’84 and still make it look hot? Here’s a hint: not you.

Only Nippy Kids Need Apply

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Only Nippy Kids Need Apply

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Jermaine Jackson is set to launch his own reality TV show to search for the stars of a musical about the Jackson’s lives. ‘Celebrity Big Brother’ contestant Jermaine has revealed he has started planning the series – called ‘In Search Of The Legends Of The Jackson 5′ – and auditions will take place in the US and in the UK. (source)

Honestly, I just wanted to post a picture of JJ in his freakum jeans. That shit gets me going.

You Sent It!

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You Sent It!

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. . . but first please say something nice about Pootie.

Sharonda thinks that Pootie from ‘I Love New York’ looks like Jermaine Jackson and Sho’nuff from ‘The Last Dragon.’ What do you think?