Since we live for Andre Leon Talley’s extraordinary zest here in Crunkland its always a beautiful day when the fashionista hits an event. The Vogue editor attended Rachel Roy’s Spring 2009 presentation last night looking absolutely fabulous. Who else you know can match the hue of their gums with their garment? [Besides Jermaine Dupri and Diddy - - ha, gotcha bitches!]
Here’s a hint: Not you. Peep some of Rachel’s designs after the cut.
Everybody’s favorite nut bucket ass hoe took a break from arguing with bloggers and celebrated her 30th birthday [insert side-eye] this past weekend in Atlanta.
Word is that Nelly and Jermaine Dupri were in the building but understandably didn’t want to be photographed. Would you?!
While we’re on the subject of hoe shit, an inside source tells The Whole Nine that a bathrobe clad Rocsi was recently seen giving tours of Michael Misick’s home while First Lady Diamond was in Atlanta for Jermaine Dupri’s So So Def weekend. Heavy heavy!
Here’s some additional dirt via That Bitch of Rhymes With Snitch:
Gossip contributor Jawn Murray added more fuel to the fire claiming LisaRaye told him personally that Rocsi was having an ‘out in the open’ affair with her husband and that she was going to come on the air and give out her husband’s personal phone numbers so anybody who wanted to could call and ask him why he’s being such a asshole parading his mistress around. I bet Gary Payton’s wife is saying, “That’s what you get bitch!” You ain’t know? LisaRaye was rumored to have been Gary’s thing on the side for years, despite his marriage. Don’t believe me? Google it.
* Ahem.
There was an assassination attempt on First Lady Diamond in Atlanta on Saturday night but Da Brat saved her life by serving as a human shield.
In my head at least.
Celebrities scrambled for the exits early Saturday morning when gunshots rang out at an Atlanta party hosted by Jermaine Dupri and Sean “Diddy” Combs. A security guard suffered minor injuries when his arm was grazed by a bullet but no one else was hurt.
“I’m sad this incident happened because it interrupted a beautiful and loving party. But I’m happy none of my people or friends got hurt. And the party continues,” Dupri told People.
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Cassie utilized a nearby fan while posing for photogs at DJ Cassidy’s birthday party. Girl, you so resourceful! She should really consider singing into one of those momofukas on one of the tracks off her next album to enhance her sound. Other party goers included Russell Simmons, Maxwell, and the 106 & Park kids. Wowzers, that guest list was smoking hot.
Young Jizzle celebrated his Vibe cover last night in New York City with Nas, Jermaine Dupri, Swizz Beats, and others. I suppose the party was a success. Jeezy likes to drink, Jeezy likes to smoke, Jeezy likes to mix Arm & Hammer with his coke [his poetic words, not mine]. Who doesn’t?
Riddle me this Batman: Why is Clifford always saluting and shit when its time for a photo op? I know him and Hampton J. Pig [ . . . ] have an infant son name Major but until his ass actually enlists I’m going to need for him to stop immediately.
. . . and yes I added a picture of Hef’s hoes to the mix because ‘The Girls Next Door’ is one of my guilty pleasures. I fucks with Holly and Bridget. You going to revoke my cyber hood pass over it?
Celebs know that if they are hungry for a little grub and paparazzi attention that they can also make a trip to famous eatery Mr. Chow to satisfy their appetites. “Singers” Solange and Keyshia Cole were both spotted exiting the restaurant on Wednesday night. Busta Rhymes, Jermaine Dupri [I hope it wasn't after midnight], and Nelly were also caught by the flashing lights.
