J. Coop composed a post filled with all types of shade and camel jokes about water but I just couldn’t go through with it. I don’t need PETA and angry stans on my back at the same time.
Star Tracks: Alicia Keys + Jay-Z On Set of “Empire State of Mind” Video
Jay-Z and Alicia Keys were all over the Big Apple filming scenes for the upcoming video for “Empire State of Mind” last week. Expect the Hype Williams directed clip to premiere soon. Expect Alicia to comment on Mashonda’s Twitter game never.
Open Air: Jay-Z In Glasgow + Video of His Personal Street Sweeper
This post is one ass big land mine filled with so many potential jokes that I wouldn’t feel right if I was the only person to make them all I’ll let you do the damage instead. Let’s see who has a good sense of humor today shall we?
Quick Flicks: Stars Hit Up VMA After-Parties
Even after the dreadful hulla-fucking-baloo that took place at the VMAs celebrities and dlisters alike couldn’t be stopped from running the streets of New York City. Rihanna finally popped up, Diddy reportedly got into an altercation, Lil’ Mama still came out, Joe Jackson asked his date from some of that “Becky,” and Jay-Z barely cracked a smile. Where’s Obama? (c) C Murder’s Sister
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I’m Just Saying . . .
This reunion probably felt about as awkward as having someone “accidentally” stick their fingers up your ass during sex. No shots at anybody that likes to have the inside of their chocolate starfruit tickled but you know what I am trying to get at. Remember that little rumor about Free giving birth to Jay-Z’s son from a couple of years ago? Yeah, that would have made for a great interview icebreaker.