Open Air: Jay-Z In Glasgow + Video of His Personal Street Sweeper

jay Open Air: Jay Z In Glasgow + Video of His Personal Street Sweeper

This post is one ass big land mine filled with so many potential jokes that I wouldn’t feel right if I was the only person to make them all I’ll let you do the damage instead. Let’s see who has a good sense of humor today shall we?

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Quick Flicks: Stars Hit Up VMA After-Parties

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Even after the dreadful hulla-fucking-baloo that took place at the VMAs celebrities and dlisters alike couldn’t be stopped from running the streets of New York City. Rihanna finally popped up, Diddy reportedly got into an altercation, Lil’ Mama still came out, Joe Jackson asked his date from some of that “Becky,” and Jay-Z barely cracked a smile. Where’s Obama? (c) C Murder’s Sister

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I’m Just Saying . . .

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This reunion probably felt about as awkward as having someone “accidentally” stick their fingers up your ass during sex. No shots at anybody that likes to have the inside of their chocolate starfruit tickled but you know what I am trying to get at. Remember that little rumor about Free giving birth to Jay-Z’s son from a couple of years ago? Yeah, that would have made for a great interview icebreaker.

Day Late, Dollar Short

If you think magical camels didn’t exist, guess again. In a new Rhapsody commercial, Jay-Z recreates all of his solo album covers faster than a speeding creole. The desert-roaming Ungulate appears to be gearing up for a big push for his already leaked Blueprint 3 album. So gather up your pennies and sell your old lace fronts on eBay to purchase his new LP cause maintaining a household that buys tons of lip balm and Zattarian’s by the truckload ain’t cheap.

Star Tracks: Beyonce + Jay-Z At Liberty National Golf Course in Jersey City

jersey Star Tracks: Beyonce + Jay Z At Liberty National Golf Course in Jersey City

Despite being accompanied by security and questionable hair situations [is the "Blueprint fro" making a comeback?], Jay-Z and his prized yaki almost blended seamlessly into the background while attending a golf tournament in Jersey City over the weekend. Activate stealth creole!

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Sneak Peek: “Run This Town” 30 Second Trailer

The 30 second preview of “Run this Town,” the second single from Jay-Z’s upcoming album The Blueprint 3, was released to MTV and its online component MTV.com.

And in it, well, I can’t see shit.

All I see candles and a crowd dressed in all black with mostly shots of Rihanna, with a quick shot of Jay-Z’s lips and Kanye’s profile. The audio itself has The Barbadian chanting over and over with one sentence from Jay-Z. That’s not even her song. Jay and THE DIVA played themselves.