Very mature right? I’ll be here all week.
With wifey away hosting sex parties in Egypt, Mr. Carter watched pal Lebron James and the Cavaliers take on the Knicks with CC Sabathia and his fellow Yankee teammate Alex Rodriguez at Madison Square Garden on Friday. Get into Chris Rock’s nostrils in the background.
By the way, all black everything just sounds like a bad compilation porn now. One I would happily watch but still, let it go.
I can feel the wetness of Andre Harrell’s gum and teeth on the back of my neck right now. It’s paranormal.
“I really like that song. I would sing it really loud no matter where I was at in the gym, and I know a couple other guys were singing and they won’t say it, but I’m man enough to say that Fergie’s ‘Big Girls Don’t Cry,’ Crap! I would sing that in the gym.” [source]
Nothing wrong with that. I know there are plenty other rappers with an all Trina playlist on their iPods too. “Collard greens, neck bones, nigga chew this ass!”
J. Coop composed a post filled with all types of shade and camel jokes about water but I just couldn’t go through with it. I don’t need PETA and angry stans on my back at the same time.
Jay-Z and Alicia Keys were all over the Big Apple filming scenes for the upcoming video for “Empire State of Mind” last week. Expect the Hype Williams directed clip to premiere soon. Expect Alicia to comment on Mashonda’s Twitter game never.
This post is one ass big land mine filled with so many potential jokes that I wouldn’t feel right if I was the only person to make them all I’ll let you do the damage instead. Let’s see who has a good sense of humor today shall we?
Even after the dreadful hulla-fucking-baloo that took place at the VMAs celebrities and dlisters alike couldn’t be stopped from running the streets of New York City. Rihanna finally popped up, Diddy reportedly got into an altercation, Lil’ Mama still came out, Joe Jackson asked his date from some of that “Becky,” and Jay-Z barely cracked a smile. Where’s Obama? (c) C Murder’s Sister