People are all up in arms over Jay-Z walking with his hands in his pants while taking an evening stroll with The Precious Blood of the Lamb but it made me laugh and think that he might have been trying to rub one out on the sly before he fillet mignon that pussy later. Why do you think his hooves were down?
I’m finally over that whole Fantasy Ride / KFC thing but that doesn’t mean I will forget just as easily. Just pray for me. Moving along, Uncle Ciara has been keeping busy this summer by opening up for Britney Spears and Jay-Z on the road and whoring for propaganda with Kim Kardashian when she’s back in Los Angeles. Expect those flicks later this week.
This is Kid Fury with a special announcement! Dereon is starting an exclusive new collection at TJ Maxx and you can consider this the commercial. Well, not really, but how far off could I possibly be with that assumption? The Pride of the Knowles Clan has cranked a new video out for the kids and it couldn’t be anymore recession proof. You better get into those delightful special effects courtesy of Windows Movie Maker.
I hope you didn’t expect anything too extravagant. You know Killa Matt is making sure his daughter saves these coins. I mean, after the cost of lacefronts, Tina’s lipstick, Jay-Z’s Ped-Egg, and weekly shrimp gumbo dinners, that money thins out! So, if that means Sasha’s videos have to look like raunchy Sesame Street clips, then so be it! You ain’t paying for her finger waves!
And all this time I thought you were suppose to get creoles wet or feed them after midnight.
Beyonce [with Cousin Angie B! in tow] hit the waves in Miami while Mr. Carter kept it cool while leaving a recording studio in Beverly Hills. There has been plenty of talk about the role he played in Chris Brown not performing at Sunday’s EBT Awards in the days following the event but network reps along with Brown’s publicist say that the BK kid had nothing to do with it.
Trey Songz had a lot to say after bloggers accused him of taking shots at your favorite rapper’s favorite babysitter also known as R. Kelly on his own soulful rendition of Jay-Z’s “Death of Autotune” track. You can read his thoughts and give the song a listen on his blog. I just wanted an excuse to post Neffe doing what she does best.
This has been one long ass road to redemption for Clifford. Go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect items for your prized piglet at the Gucci store! I am going to miss Tiny clinging on to his arm at random events just as much as you [don't front] but I’m ready for him to fade away already. I hope he blogs about life in the big house on Global Grind or something. Uncle Russell can hook that shit up! Right after he pulls JoJo’s mouth from the window in his office that is.
More pictures from Lyor Cohen’s dinner celebration for Audi’s TDI Clean Diesel Technology after the jump. Oh, and Jay-Z got the same sized lips as the artwork of Biggie on his t-shirt. I still lub him and his two liter penis though!
Maurice is chin deep in filth and anger. Just reading this quote alone isn’t going to be enough for you to get the full fuckery effect so I urge you to take a listen to the audio.
“. . . They always got some off the wall ass shit to say out dey mouthes, even with Trina. Once before I heard Trina doing an interview and they asked her who her favorite rapper was and she said Jay-Z. And I respect jay-Z but I ran off the fucking road and to’ up my car when I heard that shit. If you in between the age of 15 and 40 I raised you in music and Luke raised me, and Prince Raheem and Crazy Legs and Disco Rick and Poison Clan. That’s who I growed up [not a typo] to. Ain’t no way Ima get beside myself, get me a hot record, a few dollars in my pocket, and get my dick sucked and forget about all this shit I been through and what I growed up [again, not a typo] listening to.”