While Queen Crawfish and her little sister rocked Japan her husband and his living Cynthia doll made a brief appearance at the Rocawear showroom on Monday night in New York City. As reported last week, Spike Lee will direct a series of commercials celebrating the clothing company’s 10 year anniversary. Check out more flicks from the event under the hood!
My independent research has concluded that 1 out of 3 people at a album release party have slept with Superhead. Good night, Arizona!
While Jay-Z and Timbaland are two marquee names in the world of entertainment the same cannot be said about the guest who attended their joint pre-release party for Blueprint 3 in Los Angeles. No shade to Brandy and her bloody albumen like eyes or Nelly but Ray from Nickelodeon’s The Secret World of Alex Mack . . . I cannot and will not acknowledge.
And don’t get me started on people who wear full denim outfits with embellishments in 2009.
Some of these pictures have watermarks while others don’t. Consider the ones without free draft agents. Fuck effort on the weekend!
People are all up in arms over Jay-Z walking with his hands in his pants while taking an evening stroll with The Precious Blood of the Lamb but it made me laugh and think that he might have been trying to rub one out on the sly before he fillet mignon that pussy later. Why do you think his hooves were down?
I’m finally over that whole Fantasy Ride / KFC thing but that doesn’t mean I will forget just as easily. Just pray for me. Moving along, Uncle Ciara has been keeping busy this summer by opening up for Britney Spears and Jay-Z on the road and whoring for propaganda with Kim Kardashian when she’s back in Los Angeles. Expect those flicks later this week.
This is Kid Fury with a special announcement! Dereon is starting an exclusive new collection at TJ Maxx and you can consider this the commercial. Well, not really, but how far off could I possibly be with that assumption? The Pride of the Knowles Clan has cranked a new video out for the kids and it couldn’t be anymore recession proof. You better get into those delightful special effects courtesy of Windows Movie Maker.
I hope you didn’t expect anything too extravagant. You know Killa Matt is making sure his daughter saves these coins. I mean, after the cost of lacefronts, Tina’s lipstick, Jay-Z’s Ped-Egg, and weekly shrimp gumbo dinners, that money thins out! So, if that means Sasha’s videos have to look like raunchy Sesame Street clips, then so be it! You ain’t paying for her finger waves!