Bust It Creole’s purse watcher looks like he is wearing grey contacts from the beauty supply store but I will blame it on the ph-ph-photo shop. This cover almost looks like one of those joints you get done at the flea market with the small byline and all but whatever. Sell that ass, Mr. Carter.
As told to Best Life: “I’m a mirror…If you’re cool with me, I’m cool with you, and the exchange starts. What you see is what you reflect. If you don’t like what you see, then you’ve done something. If I’m standoffish, that’s because you are.”
Jay-Z also talks about what was on his mind when he made Reasonable Doubt in 1996: “I made that album to impress my friends, so they would say, “Oh wow, look what you did!’ It was my first album on the label that we owned. I was like ‘Okay, what happens now?”
Roseanne’s whores for propaganda quote will never die as long as the Kardashian Klan is around.
I have nothing against the K.K. but those broads are more than desperate for the limelight. If they want the public’s constant attention their just going to have to do some hoe shit like the rest of Hollywood! I can’t tell you how many times their publicists have emailed blogs trying to leak dirt that no one gives two dry pussies about just so they can remain in the relevancy loop.
Beefy Kardashian says that the rumors that she and Jay-Z got hot and heavy in a night club after sharing tequila shots all night are false. But since people are way too smart to have believed the shit any way she’s just bumping her cum catcher for maintenance at this point. I love Beefy, Lord knows I do. I’m just going to need for her to come better than this next time around. Start a rumor about having a relationship with Manute Bol. Now that I can believe.
The gospel version of “Single Ladies” got me thinking back to the time where a preacher man attempted to call out Jay-Z for a “hidden message” on the song “Lucifer.” Little did Passah Mixtape know that the track he was referencing came from Danger Mouse’s mash-up project The Grey Album.
I can’t wait to talk about Reh Dogg and his role in the illuminati at Wednesday night bible study.
I hope everybody got all the peen and poon that their tongues could handle this weekend! Now its time to catch up a couple of stories that hit the web while you were spooning with you boo.
CHRIS BROWN APOLOGIZES, SEEKS COUNSELING
Mike Tyson Punch Out enthusiast Chris Brown said on Sunday he was “sorry and saddened” about the incident involving Rihanna on February 8 and is seeking counseling.
“Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired. I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God’s help, to emerging a better person. Much of what has been speculated or reported on blogs and/or reported in the media is wrong. While I would like to be able to talk about this more, until the legal issues are resolved, this is all I can say except that I have not written any messages or made any posts to Facebook, on blogs or any place else. Those posts or writings under my name are frauds.”
Mimikins was reportedly left pissed when she learned that she wouldn’t be seated with, oh, the important people at Tuesday’s inauguration ceremony.
[Insert Eli Porter pause]
A spy said, “Mariah was in the VIP area, where every celebrity, like Jon Bon Jovi, Mary J. Blige, Alicia Keys and Bruce Springsteen, was seated. But somehow she thought she’d be up with the Obama family. When she realized she wasn’t, she bailed.” Meanwhile, Carey ex Sean Combs is said to be upset that he wasn’t invited to perform at official events and disappointed that Jay-Z had a bigger presence. A rep for Carey declined to comment. Combs’ rep said, “It was one of the greatest moments of his life. Sean was invited to the inauguration and was seated third row, with Jay-Z, at the ceremony.” [source]
Nick Cannon should have stuffed a Jimmy Dean sausage biscuit in her mouth and pushed her down in an empty seat but then he wouldn’t have been DJing later on that night.