- Let us pray: What Would Jesus Do is now property of Tyler Perry. Now, raise your hand if you mentally stretched out his last name like Hurricane Chris expressing his fondness Halle Berry.
The United State Patent and Trademark Office sided with the media mogul in the trademark battle for the popular phrase last week, according to The Hollywood Reporter.
He won the battle over ‘I Want to Work for Diddy’ flop (listen, we all fall short of the glory of God) Kimberly “Poprah” Kearney, who registered the trademark in 2008, several months before Perry did. Perry registered the phrase in the category of “entertainment services,” with the idea of producing “live concerts, a TV program and motion pictures” in relation to the trademark.
AJ Calloway interviews 50 Cent during his visit to ‘Extra’ in Times Square
Who you finna try? According to 50 Cent (who is in full swing promo mode pushing his new album ‘Animal Ambition’), Beyonce is not the docile zombie as seen in the Cartergate elevator surveillance video. In fact, she even confronted the G-Unit general once in defense of Jay-Z over a rumored beef between the two rappers.
“One time [Beyoncé] jumped off of a ledge and came running over cause she thought me and Jay had issues. And I’m like, ‘What the fuck? Did she really just jump and run up on me like that?’” 50 told Power 105.1′s The Breakfast Club.
Norman “Dutch Giant” Oosterbroek, who was killed by cops in Florida during an alleged break-in, was allegedly fired from his job protecting Jay-Z and Beyonce after they discovered he had hired a prostitute while on duty in Las Vegas.
His life spiraled out of control in the past months after he lost the position. The power couple had also allegedly discovered photographic and video evidence showing the hulking guard using the family’s passports in a lewd act.
Sometimes you feel like a nut but shit. I hope Queen Creole fired up her Macbook to record a reaction video (she documents her every fart, burp and yawn, why not?) because this all is just — sigh. There’s no telling what else dude was up to when nobody was around to monitor his moves. Probably scooped up his skeet with their social security cards too.
Here’s where things get interesting. The story was first uncovered by a major print publication last year which approached the couple for comment. Word is the duo then secured a deal to ensure the story never saw the light of day.
Good news for those of you who have been eagerly anticipating Carmen Bryan‘s second book. All four of you.
Nas’ former girlfriend and mother to daughter Destiny offered her thoughts on the Queensbridge rapper, his bromance with Jay-Z, his ex-wife Kelis and more in a recent “Ask Me Anything” session while teasing the follow up to her 2007 tell-all on Twitter this week.
“I didn’t didn’t realize you and Jay were serious about each other. I thought it was just a fling,” one of her followers tweeted. “Wars don’t start over flings,” Bryan began. “There’s no doubt Jay-Z excited the world, however, I’m the girl that excited Jay-Z.”
For today’s edition of odd animal couples we step outside of the iron gates at the Brooklyn Zoo and into Florida’s natural habitat. Shutterbugs caught up with Jay-Z as he hit the Miami streets with Justin Bieber last night.
CLICKS AROUND THE WEB: Justin Bieber, Jay Z And Kevin Hart All Hang Out Together Like It’s No Big Deal
The Biebs wasn’t the only celebrity to kick it with Hov and company behind the scene at his ‘Legends of The Summer’ tour stop in The 305. Rihanna, LeBron James, Kevin Hart, Jermaine Dupri and others kept their Instagram accounts fresh with moments from the evening.
Check out flicks of Rihanna moving cool while dressed as the futon cover of my dreams in the gallery below.
Let’s see what we have here. Timberland Manolo Blahnik boots, a denim dress made from assorted pairs of mom jeans, and two drawstring ponytails perpetrating as a full wig topped by a Yankees fitted. Are you still bowing down or nah?
If you scale the wall outside of their luxury apartment (that’s how Mathew Knowles dropped off his wedding invitation earlier this year, but that’s shade for another day) and peek inside of a window you may find Jay-Z celebrating the platinum success of ‘Biblical Magnum Condoms’ with wife Beyonce this week.
But unless there is a Country Crock plastic tub filled with Bey Bey’s famous Hamburger Helper waiting for our arrival who really gives a shit? Let’s travel back to 2002 and revisit their casket sharp appearance for TRL’s Spankin’ New Music Week.
Fun fact: Every article of clothing contained in these pictures can currently be found in the closets of LeToya Jackson and Rihanna.
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