Here’s Four Struggle Songs From Chani Christie That Should’ve Made Your Nextel Chirp

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While Jackie Christie is too busy working on getting a sponsorship from Lifestyle Lift and battling the post-traumatic stress syndrome she developed from losing her first true love during a slave trade in Missisippi, her daughter Chani Christie focused her energy on becoming the Teairra Mari of her generation.

Rewind to 2008 when R&B greats like Brooke Valentine and Toya were on hiatus, leaving the lane wide open for someone to wear the crown of fatherless teenage chicken heads. Chani Christie flipped the check her grandma gifted her with for her Sweet 16, downloaded some free beats off YouTube, and recorded a handful of fuckery filled songs during her lunch break at Footlocker.

Exhibit A: Coming For Lil Mama’s Crown

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Back And Forth: The Definitive Guide To Dressing Like Jackie Christie For Halloween

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Many of you consider me to be a friend in the head and that works just fine with me. I would never want to subject you to the dangers of being my real life friend.

The following is a real text message conversation that took place between C+D power player (whom you should be following on Twitter, ahem!) Sir Ratchettness and myself last night:

Freshalina: I want to be Jackie Christie for Halloween this year. What should I do?

Sir Ratchettness: First, rub some Nair around your edges and grab the nearest yaki drawstring ponytail. Next, contour yourself one of those Kimora Lee Simmons necks. Then, buy one of those white button downs with the bedazzled crowns on the back from the Nicki Minaj collection for Kmart, a leopard skirt from Forever 21, some high top all white Air Force Ones and some bangles from Claire’s. Finally, soak your hands in vinegar water for six hours. 

Watch a preview clip from tonight’s episode of ‘Basketball Wives LA’ featuring Draya and Sundy acting an ass over hoe allegations after the jump. I love my life.

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Style Jury: Jackie Christie

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Is Jackie Christie dressed to depress or dead fresh? Just like a teenage girl dating a dude who is a sneaker head for the first time,  auntie slipped on a pair of her best stretch leggings, Gucci baseball cap and a new pair of Jordans to step out to a viewing party for the reality series in Beverly Hills on Monday night (March 3). 

What’s your verdict on her style? 

Tweets Is Watching: Go And Sell That Ass, Jackie Christie

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What’s good for the goose is good for the grandma. Is ‘Basketball Wives LA’ star Jackie Christie gearing up to peddle that pussycat for the pages of Playboy? Prepare to put on your wishful thinking caps.

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Style Jury: Jackie Christie

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Serving much “I’m trying to keep up with Draya and the rest of her friends” fever, ‘Basketball Wives LA’ star Jackie Christie hit the red carpet for the Los Angeles premiere of ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race Allstars‘ at The Abbey dressed in a yellow blouse, black lace leggings and ankle boots. In other words, the Rainbow clearance rack.

After launching a fashion line, one would think Three Track Jack would show the gworls how to werk it, but meh. What’s your verdict on her style?

Guests at the event included Tiffany “New York” Pollard, Frenchie Davis, Christopher Knight, Kate Flannery, Luenell (!) and more. The season premiere of ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race Allstars’ airs October 22 at 9 p.m. on Logo.

| post by Lita [@LitaSoFli]