Halle Berry Shows Off Her Growing Baby Bump

halle berry1 Halle Berry Shows Off Her Growing Baby Bump

In case you have been sleeping under one of Khia’s titties for the past week, Halle Berry announced that she and fiancé Oliver Martinez are expecting their first child together. Be sure to pick them up a gently used changing table from Once Upon A Child and shower them with well wishes.

She told CNN that her bun in the oven is cooking well, and she “thought I was past this point in my life.” Having diabetes and any pregnancy after age 35 is risky, but the latest advances in testing and medical care will go a long way to guard against problems, experts say.

The 46-year-old actress showed off her growing baby bump for the cameras at the premiere of ‘The Call’ in Buenos Aires, Argentina in a one-shouldered Grecian dress. Inspired by Thug Misses’ latest photo shoot much?

Halle Leaves Maui With Nahla And Oliver

Halle Berry: On The Promo Trail With Morris Chestnut

halle1 Halle Berry: On The Promo Trail With Morris Chestnut

The trailer for Halle Berry‘s new flick ‘The Call’ looks like a Lifetime movie.

Not the type that makes your mother place an out of order sign on her back for the remainder of a lazy Sunday afternoon following church service. But the type that airs at 1PM on a regular weekday that yield zero lessons on matters important to the pussy population, like how to conceal a pregnancy or the proper disposal technique for a cheating spouse’s dead body.

Do not want.

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Halle Berry And Alicia Keys: BET Honors 2013

halle alicia Halle Berry And Alicia Keys: BET Honors 2013

Fellas and assorted aggressive studs, feast your eyes. Halle Berry and Alicia Keys set the red carpet on fire at the BET Honors 2013 held at the Warner Theatre in Washington, DC on Saturday (January 12).

The yearly awards honor those who’ve contributed much to the Black community through arts, entertainment, sports or other endeavors over the years. Thankfully, your cousins who head down to Atlanta each Fall to act like a barrel full of fucking monkeys during the BET Hip Hop Awards avoid it like the plague. Probably too “boring” for their taste since the threat of being pepper sprayed by the police is not present.

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Peter Thomas Sounds Off On Halle Berry: “That Little Girl Is Going To Hate Her Mother”

peter thomas Peter Thomas Sounds Off On Halle Berry: That Little Girl Is Going To Hate Her Mother

Uncle Ben is the new Dr. Lipschitz.

‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ personality Peter Thomas has some scathing words for Halle Berry concerning the co-parenting triangle between the actress, her fiancé Olivier Martinez and daughter Nahla’s father Gabriel Aubry.

“There are no winners in the Halle Berry’s situation because one day that little girl is going to grow up and she’s going so see those pictures of what that man did to her father and she’s going to hate that man for putting hands on her father and she’s going to hate her mother,” Thomas tells Uptown magazine. “There’s no way around it. Little girls love their fathers.”

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Snapshots! Halle Berry Returns To Work After Head Injury

halle leader11 Snapshots! Halle Berry Returns To Work After Head Injury

It’s cute kid week on Crunkland, ya’ll. Get those reproductive organs vibrating to the beat.

Nahla Aubry was full of energy has mom Halle Berry went back to work Thursday (July 19), less than 48 hours after she suffered “a minor head injury” while shooting a fight sequence on the set of her film, The Hive.” Resist the temptation to make a “she already crazy as hell, that’s the last thing that needed to happen” snub. That ain’t right. Just put her on your prayer lists right where she belongs.

Halle’s rep insisted that the actress was only taken to the hospital as a precaution and that there would be no production delays. More flicks of Ms. Berry spending time with her adorable 4-year-old daughter in between takes after the jump.

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