Incarcerated Scarface Says He Holds The Key To Gucci Mane’s Freedom

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Due mostly in part to it playing out like a folk rock song (think “Cat’s In The Cradle” over the “Trap House 3″ instrumental), the following post is being brought to you with limited-commentary.

It’s like the prison version of “My Cousin Vinny” — a random inmate in South Carolina has just prepared legal docs to get Gucci Mane out of jail and they’re hilarious. 51-year-old Jerry Lewis Dedrick — who’s currently locked up in a Williamsburg federal prison — has taken it upon himself to get Gucci off gun charges (without Gucci asking) filing a scribbled motion. To his credit, Dedrick has been spending a lot of time reading — not like he has other stuff to do — and claims he’s discovered the key to Gucci’s case.

Seems legit.

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Rocko Wants Us To Start A Prayer Circle For Gucci Mane

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In an interview with the Streetz 94.5 radio station in Atlanta, Rocko revealed that during Gucci Mane‘s Twitter tirade that he was so confused by his taunts that he paid La Flare a home visit for a face-to-face explanation. That’s a brave soul right there. Remind me to tell you about this thing we call “dumb-dumb” strength later.

Your arms are too short to box with Trap God.

“I pulled up. That’s what real men do,” the “U.O.E.N.O” rapper shared. “Real men address their issues head first. It aint no situation where Ima run from nothing.”

He continued, “That was my ace. When all that took place I was in awe. I was like, whoa. Nah that ain’t my homie. So I pulled up. We had a conversation or whatever. But homie, he going through some things so I just ask everybody to pray for homie. Hopefully he’ll be better.”

“I ain’t going to hold no grudge because I don’t feel like I can continue to be blessed from doing that,” he added.

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Greatest Show On Earth: Gucci Mane’s Circus Of The Mind

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Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears: Gucci Mane‘s pregnancy hormones got out of control today and he decided to let everyone have it.

From alleging that he and Waka Flocka Flame ran a train on Nicki Minaj while she was living out of her car to claiming French Montana fucked the trillest bitch to ever take a breath of life — Waka’s mom Deb Antney – for his record deal, this Drumma Boy produced street symphony went on and on and on and on and on . . .

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Tweets Is Watching: Gucci Mane Puts Waka Flocka Flame On The Slave Auction Block

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Gucci Mane is a street nigga dawg, everybody knows that. But even a hood dude can come out and pull a stunt like the rest of the queens.

Would you happen to have $1 million sitting around? If so, Guwop has the deal of a lifetime in place: all rights to Waka Flocka Flame, including LeFlare’s percentage of Waka’s publishing mechanicals and touring.

 Excuse me as I apply for a payday loan while the offer is still hot.

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Man Of The Year: Gucci Mane Arrested One Day After Release

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Incarceration is the moth to Gucci Mane‘s perpetual flame. His steady ascent to higher ground as a coon is mythical. We are all witnesses.

The Zone 6 savior was arrested exactly one day after being released from jail over the weekend, TMZ reports. His life is like a trap version of the film ‘Groundhog Day’, really.

The expectant mother was tossed in the slammer last month after allegedly hitting a soldier with a champagne bottle in an Atlanta nightclub.

Initially he was denied bail, but after the judge heard the ‘Trap God 2′ mixtape and was properly schooled on LaFlare’s significance to reformed dope boys that call Mooreland Avenue home, he softened and set bail at $75,000.

Gucci did like anyone with the means to break free — he got the hell out of dodge. But before the lemon pepper wings were seasoned for his release party, he was re-arrested for a probation violation unrelated to his recent assault arrest. The heart gently weeps.

Check out his latest thugnificent mugshot below.

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Gucci Mane Could Use The Services Of Olivia Pope Right Now

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year! After months of sitting, waiting and wishing for his next supreme fuck up, Gucci Mane did not disappoint fans this time.

Atlanta police have issued an arrest warrant for LaFlare, real name Radric Davis, 33, for cracking a champagne bottle over a soldier’s head after he asked for a picture inside the VIP at Harlem Nights Ultra Lounge on March 16.

“I’m in the military. I wanted to get a picture with Gucci Mane,” James Lettley, 32, of Fort Hood, Texas told CNN affiliate WSB-TV. “I was speaking to the security guard, and Gucci Mane hit me in the head with a bottle.”

He said it was his first trip to the city since he had returned home from a deployment to Afghanistan last October. Lettley said a second man then hit him on the side of the face. Well damn.

True to his words “you disrespect me and I’ma send you to Grady” on the song “Everybody Know Me,” Lettley was treated at Grady Memorial Hospital for a cut to his head. Police department spokesman Sgt. Greg Lyon says a warrant has been issued for aggravated assault.

Somebody get Olivia Pope on the phone!