Man Of The Year: Gucci Mane Arrested One Day After Release

Posted on April 15, 2013

Incarceration is the moth to Gucci Mane‘s perpetual flame. His steady ascent to higher ground as a coon is mythical. We are all witnesses.

The Zone 6 savior was arrested exactly one day after being released from jail over the weekend, TMZ reports. His life is like a trap version of the film ‘Groundhog Day’, really.

The expectant mother was tossed in the slammer last month after allegedly hitting a soldier with a champagne bottle in an Atlanta nightclub.

Initially he was denied bail, but after the judge heard the ‘Trap God 2′ mixtape and was properly schooled on LaFlare’s significance to reformed dope boys that call Mooreland Avenue home, he softened and set bail at $75,000.

Gucci did like anyone with the means to break free — he got the hell out of dodge. But before the lemon pepper wings were seasoned for his release party, he was re-arrested for a probation violation unrelated to his recent assault arrest. The heart gently weeps.

Check out his latest thugnificent mugshot below.

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Gucci Mane Could Use The Services Of Olivia Pope Right Now

Posted on March 25, 2013

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! After months of sitting, waiting and wishing for his next supreme fuck up, Gucci Mane did not disappoint fans this time.

Atlanta police have issued an arrest warrant for LaFlare, real name Radric Davis, 33, for cracking a champagne bottle over a soldier’s head after he asked for a picture inside the VIP at Harlem Nights Ultra Lounge on March 16.

“I’m in the military. I wanted to get a picture with Gucci Mane,” James Lettley, 32, of Fort Hood, Texas told CNN affiliate WSB-TV. “I was speaking to the security guard, and Gucci Mane hit me in the head with a bottle.”

He said it was his first trip to the city since he had returned home from a deployment to Afghanistan last October. Lettley said a second man then hit him on the side of the face. Well damn.

True to his words “you disrespect me and I’ma send you to Grady” on the song “Everybody Know Me,” Lettley was treated at Grady Memorial Hospital for a cut to his head. Police department spokesman Sgt. Greg Lyon says a warrant has been issued for aggravated assault.

Somebody get Olivia Pope on the phone!

Gucci Mane Drops Two New Mixtapes — And Waka Flocka From Brick Squad

Posted on March 16, 2013

Well damn! Gucci Mane, pictured with Keyshia Ka’ior at the ‘Spring Breakers’ premiere on Friday, tweeted that Waka Flocka has been dropped from 1017 Brick Squad Records. – Rap Radar

Update: A label rep says that Gucci Mane LaFlare was hacked. Side-eye activated.

Chief Keef is already acting up after being released from jail. – Smoking Section

Let this serve as a lesson. Never come for the human statue again, ever. – Dlisted

Chris Brown cuddles Karreuche look-a-like on the set of new video. – Miss Jia

Is House Mother Kanye begging Anna Wintour to put Kim Kardashian on the cover of Vogue? – Ronald Matters

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Keyshia Cole Responds To Gucci Mane’s Claims On “Truth”

Posted on October 15, 2012

It’s no wonder why all of your cousins were walking around like it was the middle of June this weekend. The trap was too hot.

On his snarling new track dissing Young Jeezy, God’s most beautiful creation yet Gucci Mane claims that Keyshia Cole is responsible for melting the Snowman’s heart by having an affair with P. Diddy while the two were involved in a relationship. Secret industry love triangle tea? Pour us a cup.

“I did a song with Keyshia Cole and I know you still miss her / But Puff was fucking her while you was falling in love with her,” raps the East Atlanta permanently congested trap star.

Now, you know Neffe and Soullow tipped Keyshia off about the track, right? World Star Hip Hop is their homepage. A family that keeps up with the latest struggle rap and hood fights together, stays together.

Before shooting friend Monica a quick text to double check the body count on the pistol she purchased at the Love Don’t Live Here Any More garage sale she held post Rocko break-up, Keyshia took her beef with LeFlair’s claims on the track straight to the tweets.

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Quick Flicks: Bow Wow, Gucci Mane And More Attend Machine Gun Kelly’s Album Release Party

Posted on October 9, 2012

A company issued MetroCard and the ability to utter the most abused phrase in today’s society in an assertive tone (“You’ve got to let me in your event, I’m with the media!”) has secured Bow Wow a new lease on life. We’ll be sure to inform the judge at his next child support hearing.

Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star was among the high society members at Bad Boy Records rapper Machine Gun Kelly‘s album release party last night. Take a guess at how far along Gucci Mane is in his gestation and participate in more good, clean Christian fun by checking out the flicks below!

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