Mr. Steal Your Girl grabbed lunch (and later a parking ticket) with her mom in Los Angeles earlier this week. More pictures of celebrities out and about after the jump.

Seal served face and intergalactic peen tease while making his way through LAX this week. We see you plotting to get that old thing back, Tyra.

Paula Patton keeps a low profile while jogging. The actress is set to be honored at the 5th annual Essence Black Women in Hollywood Luncheon next month.

Auntie Basement Baby was photographed outside the launch of Tiffany’s True Love In Pictures with the Sartorialist Scott Schuman and Garance Dore in New York City on Wednesday (January 25).

“No man can turn down this pussy!” Grace Jones couldn’t keep her little model hands off designer Jean Paul Gaulthier on Thursday (January 26) night.

T.I. and wife Tameka “Tiny” Cottle-Harris promote their VH1 reality series on ‘The Jonathan Ross Show.’ Get into it.

Chris Tucker shared memories of Michael Jackson on Thursday (January 26) at the ceremony immortalizing the late pop singer’s glove and shoe prints in front of Grauman’s Chinese Theater in Hollywood.

Rocking her No-Fuss Solange Cut, the original Fierce Kitty from Jamaica and Queen-Of-All-Things-Sick-And-Filthy Grace Jones was spotted sunbathing on a rooftop in Rio. Although she looks quite different than she usually does [au natural face and body armpits] her skin is smooth and she still can make the kids scream with her body in middle-age. Niatia Jessica Kirkland, take notes.

As long as it means they are going to end up on a best / worst dressed lists, you can’t tell these hoes nothing. We call it being a whore for propaganda, they call it publicity. Why do you insist on assisting the devil?

This shit right here is why Madonna is having issues adopting little African children. You think you can just roll up to the village and try to put a child on layaway after showing up in public dressed in Solange’s Easter speech outfit? You ain’t Grace Jones, it doesn’t work like that. Take that shit back to the Kabalah Center.  I would have better luck trying to put a Honduran orphan on credit wear a pair of pink jellies and a Platinum Fubu hockey jersey.

I don’t know who the hell Leighton Meister is and I would rather not Google her after this. Good day!

Squint your eyes ever so gently and get you an additional  piece of these god awful get ups after the jump.

Why you mad for? Now Miss Jane Pittman, you are far too fly to be showing up to events dressed like Grace Jones. It ain’t that damn cold outside. Poor Jerry Butler can’t even hold it together. You know he updated his Twitter, talking about “she tried to give me the business but I declined, couldn’t get past the chiffon neck brace.”

The playful banter between Grace Jones and Rick James at the 1983 Grammy’s are what award show dreams are made of. I haven’t smiled this hard at a presenting duo since Bobby and Nippy at the ‘95 [?] VMA’s.

Grace Jones was sighted by the razzi boarding the MV Ghost at the Woolloomooloo Wharf in Sydney, Australia earlier today. The 60 year old original Glowstick Girl raunched up the stage at Enmore Theatre on Sunday night while sporting several Wizard of Oz inspired hats and designs from the She by Sheree collection.

Strangé will always be Strangé. Not that I am trying to imply that her stage show could use some work but ReRe the Body would sell a helluva lot more tickets by just adding a few oddly shaped girdles and nipple covers to her lusty routine.

[flicks via Socialite Life]

Since I don’t have anything nice to say about your cousin and auntie I am going to play nice and run the press release without any interruption:

British Hip Hop star and fashion maven Estelle poses with Grace Jones, undoubtedly after exchanging fashion compliments, at the Mobo Awards which took place earlier this week. Estelle scooped up two awards at the event, Best Song, for American Boy, and Best UK Female.

I’m not dealing with Grace Jones and her Catwoman themed get up – - and I usually always rock with Miss Honay! Not today though. I just want her to dive inside the casket face first and stay as quiet as possible.

Just no.

[Thanks Mook]

Just to reiterate: I’m at work surfing the Internet,* and stopped dead in my tracks (ask my Internet server) when I came across the news of the century!

Let me just say that I’m amazed that my heart is still beating because I lost my breathe on several occasions writing this shiznit.

Mista “God’s Gift To The Fashion Industry”** himself, Karl Lagerfeld was asked by Harpar Baazaar which person is his fantasy.

Fresh, you wouldn’t guess in a million years, with a million Marys, his creme of the crop! Naomi Campbell? Fierce — but not so much. Grace Jones? Bad — but not as in “good.” Ne-Yo? Please, so play’d out [that was his muse last year].

It’s Weezy!

That’s right! Mr. Please Say The Baby has the tastemaker of Chanel sweatin’ his swagger–extra hard. Peep*** Lagerfeld trying to get his Weezy on by any means necessary!

*Read: I hate my job.
**Read: Not you Andre Leon Tally
***You’ve been warned: I suffered blindness as soon as my eyes focused on the image.

- – Carla

- The homie Ka$h catches up with some steaming hot action [The Kashiro Collective]

- And this is why I fux with Kid Fury [The Fury]

- Lil’ Wayne gets paid $30,000 to rub lotion on his body? [Rhymes With Snitch]

- Brandy is back [Tha Feedback]

- Rick Ross denies Trick Daddy’s claim that he was a correctional officer back in the day [SR]

- Cassie hits the hoe stroll in New York City [Love B. Scott]

- Usher’s package makes Nigerians go wild [Straight From The A]

- Giselle is one classy broad [Dlisted]

- Grace Jones is back bitches! [Soul Bounce]

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