Its Just Emotion Taking Me Over: Go-Go Breaks Down On Stage

Posted on July 17, 2009

Go-Go shocked fans when he started to cry due to illness [or ill nana] roughly an hour into the show in Manchester on Thursday night. According to audience members, he looked like he was struggling through the first half-hour of his set, which included a Michael Jackson tribute, but he soon began noticeably sweating, and then crying.

“I’ve never not completed a show – - I’ve never done this before,” he told the crowd while wiping away tears. “I want to say . . . I want to thank y’all for bearing with me as long as y’all did, I appreciate that.”

As much as I go at Go-Go’s head I honestly believe that he was under the weather. I have always heard positive reviews about his live performances so I will just attribute this Man Down Code 10 Situation to him beginning his menstrual cycle.

EDIT: Go-Go responds

Jackin’ For Posts: 24 Sexual Things R. Kelly Wants

Posted on July 16, 2009

How dreadful.

A.V. Club’s post about the 24 Sexual Things R. Kelly Wants almost completely deads the notion that he is a musical genius but the his freaky fans will appreciate his tongue word play. Check out my fav quotables from The Pied Piper ‘s new mixtape under the jump.

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I’m Just Saying . . .

Posted on June 23, 2009

Am I the only member of Team Chunk not upset by anything Go-Go is saying in the above video? I would rather someone tell me to lose weight in semi-private than be the fat girl on stage struggling to keep up with the dance routine. You seen her on Showtime At The Apollo all out of breath and shit.

If the only thing that was separating me from my dreams were a few [okay muthafuckas, many] extra pound send me to fat camp immediately so I can get my damn check. The time wasted on complaining and trying to change the world is also money lost.

The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

Posted on May 4, 2009

I get it now. Go-Go sabotages his own greatness with lethal dosages of zest. It’s like he is Dwight Eubanks or something. He has been doing the shit since day one and you know what? If he is okay with it so should we be. [Cover via Rap Radar]

Driving Wild In Idlewild

Posted on March 30, 2009

Speeding, I’m speeding! What is it about Georgia highways that make your cousins want to drive so damn fast? We all know Go-Go was rushing home to change his tampon but I don’t know what to say about everybody else.

Outkast’s Andre 3000 (real name: Andre Benjamin) was arrested near Atlanta Saturday for driving his 2007 Porsche Carrera at such a high speed that police called him “an accident waiting to happen,” according to Atlanta’s WSB-TV, TMZ and AllHipHop.com.

A police officer told the station that the MC was clocked at 109 MPH on Saturday morning, significantly over the 65-mph speed limit, on Interstate 75, and was arrested for the danger he posed.

“Traveling that fast along 75, you’re passing people as if they’re standing still,” Henry County Police Captain Jason Bolton told the station. “It’s an accident waiting to happen.”

The MC was released after posting $1,200 bail, according to TMZ. He is scheduled to appear in court on April 29.

Reps for Benjamin had not responded to MTV News’ requests for comment at press time.

The arrest comes as State Representative Jim Cole is lobbying for a new “Super Speeder” bill to be passed in the state of Georgia. The law will force violators to pay an additional $200 fine for driving at more than 85 miles an hour on highways and four-lane roads. Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue has said he supports the bill and intends to sign it into law in the coming months. [source]

That’s enough for me to keep my ride at 75 mph, thanks!

Dr. Knockboots

Posted on March 5, 2009

The Love Doctor is in the house and has some love advice to share. Girl, you better get that dick and go!

A IS FOR APPRECIATE

A woman wants to know she is appreciated, that what she does for you is appreciated. I don’t mean washing your clothes or cooking your meals. I mean the fact that she went and got her hair done, so you can look at her and say, “Ooh, damn!” The fact that she squeezed herself into that outfit that is probably very uncomfortable so you can say, “Damn, she looks good in that!”

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From The C+D Vault

Posted on February 23, 2009

This past Saturday I was listening to Go-Go’s “Do You” blast from my neighbor’s Honda Civic and before I knew it I had my cell phone in the air with tears streaming down my face. I miss Remy!

If you are a semi-lazy blogger such as moi you appreciated what type of fuckery she brought to the table on an almost daily basis. You don’t get that type of work ethic out of these 2009 bitches. Looking forward to your return soon, Remy. And that Papoose studio album.

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