With the birth of his first child, new album, and increased tang by the barrel production and so much more in the works, your royal zestiness Go-Go has a myriad of things to raise his glass to nowadays.

Anyone partly responsible for conceiving the coon goblin, Lil Weezy, should not be honored in any shape or form. But, I digress.

Jacinda Carter [Lil Wayne's mom], Aliyah Najm [T-Pain] and Loraine Smith [Go-Go], known as the triumvirate “Hip Hop Moms”, will be honored next week with a “Humanitarian Award in Music and Television” at the “Queens of Our Communities” celebration. What makes this award so special [I'm laughing while typing this] is that they are the first group of people to receive such an accolade.

The NAACP truly missed out on being the first to give such a honor to these glamorous, upstanding women.

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Rihanna and BFF / assistant Melissa jetted out of JFK this morning. The Barbadian recently got inked up again at her favorite NYC tattoo spot East Side Ink. Her latest tat reads ‘Never a failure, always a lesson,’ but backwards. Girl, I guess.

A chic Mary J. Blige and K-Ci’s tired replacement hit the streets of New York City on Tuesday before attending the Vevo event.

A confused looking Chris Brown crawled his ass away from his dam to continue on the promo trail at MTV Studios. Just continue scrolling down and pretend like he’s not here.

LaLa was spotted cruising in her pink Range Rover earlier this week out in Los Angeles. A few months ago she tried selling the candy coated ride for charity but this is a recession. If it can’t be paid for in hugs or hoe shit its not worth copping.

A happy Alicia Keys waved at fans while departing from a London studio on Tuesday. I just want Mashonda to jump out the shadows and dump a bucket of red paint on her one of these days.

Nothing like fresh fish in the morning! Go-Go saluted fans and photogs while leaving from his London hotel on Monday.

Taking a cue from The View, the mothers of Hip-Hop and R&B “greats” T-Pain, Lil Wayne, and Go-Go have decided to come together as one to impart wisdom on some of these wayward hoes walking around here.

The middle-aged sex kittens are set to produce a pilot soon for television networks. Prepare to clutch your pearls as the threesome breaks down hood fights from World Star Hip Hop and give tips on how to drive the stank out of your kitchen after cooking chitlins.

While many Black Americans pop their collars when speaking about President Obama they will need a crash course on accepting the sex appeal oozing from Mama Pain. Her Celebrity Seaborn five star status hair, tatted up hand, velvet pants, and stunting-on-you-hoes posture will have all the kids screaming her name but will surely be frowned down upon by the uppity crowd.

And that’s just the beginning of her problems.

An insider exclusively revealed to us after bible study last week that her Creole status is still up in the air, a problem that could potentially be devastating to her public image. But as long as she is as tough as the skin on her son’s bottom lip she will be just fine. Put her on your prayer list.

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With a towering tranny on his arm and a smile on his face stretching miles longer than her erect member, Go-Go celebrated his 30th birthday in New York City on Saturday night. Free publicity and yellow cake go hand in hand, I guess. The birthday girl rocked the night away by sweeping the floor with his pussy, drinking champagne, and mouthing the lyrics to “Video Phone” to himself in the mirror of his MAC blotting powder compact. Werk whore!

I guess some people are practically getting messy with their secrets. John Legend was seen giving opulent head to a mic at the “Up Close and Personal” event for the New York Chapter of the Grammy Association.

Ne-Yo was spotted earlier this week outside the London Hotel posing for photos. With his lowered eyes and obligatory hat he is letting us know “I’m glowing, bitches. Get a piece of this.”

I guess pimps actually do walk in daylight! Terrence Howard [along with his mini-zestation] was seen doing his signature Slickback strut in London on Wednesday. His body language is saying no, but his eyes were saying yes.

Go-Go lit up the red carpet with lowered eyes and puckered lips as he officially launched the new Fall ad campaign for Alfani Red Label at the Metropolitan Pavilion earlier today. The R&B singer set off a frenzied atmosphere, as the smiling photographers scrambled to get a good pic of him. Smart for them that they only photographed him with the hat on. I don’t think the world is ready for the grandeur that is his malformed hairline.

Go-Go wasn’t about to let the same shit go down twice! Sure, a man can go across the pond and cry a river of emotion on stage bu  he’d better not even think about doing that type of shit here in America. Unless you are . . . I’m not going to go there with Starbury today.

When it came time to hit up 106 & Park you better believe he was prepared both mentally and physically. I don’t know what he was sipping on out of his little tea cup but I am sure it provided him that extra jolt of zest he needs to move the crowd. As long as the vocals sound good and the performance was solid, who the fuck cares?

Go-Go shocked fans when he started to cry due to illness [or ill nana] roughly an hour into the show in Manchester on Thursday night. According to audience members, he looked like he was struggling through the first half-hour of his set, which included a Michael Jackson tribute, but he soon began noticeably sweating, and then crying.

“I’ve never not completed a show – - I’ve never done this before,” he told the crowd while wiping away tears. “I want to say . . . I want to thank y’all for bearing with me as long as y’all did, I appreciate that.”

As much as I go at Go-Go’s head I honestly believe that he was under the weather. I have always heard positive reviews about his live performances so I will just attribute this Man  Down Code 10 Situation to him beginning his menstrual cycle.

EDIT: Go-Go responds