Buzz Notes: Hip-Hop Moms To Be Honored With Humanitarian Award

Posted by J. Cooper on March 2, 2010

mama Buzz Notes: Hip Hop Moms To Be Honored With Humanitarian Award

Anyone partly responsible for conceiving the coon goblin, Lil Weezy, should not be honored in any shape or form. But, I digress.

Jacinda Carter [Lil Wayne's mom], Aliyah Najm [T-Pain] and Loraine Smith [Go-Go], known as the triumvirate “Hip Hop Moms”, will be honored next week with a “Humanitarian Award in Music and Television” at the “Queens of Our Communities” celebration. What makes this award so special [I'm laughing while typing this] is that they are the first group of people to receive such an accolade.

The NAACP truly missed out on being the first to give such a honor to these glamorous, upstanding women.

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Star Tracks: Rihanna, Mary, Chris, LaLa, Alicia, and Ne-Yo

Posted by Fresh on December 9, 2009

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Rihanna and BFF / assistant Melissa jetted out of JFK this morning. The Barbadian recently got inked up again at her favorite NYC tattoo spot East Side Ink. Her latest tat reads ‘Never a failure, always a lesson,’ but backwards. Girl, I guess.

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The Talk Show Black America Has Been Waiting On

Posted by Fresh on November 15, 2009

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Taking a cue from The View, the mothers of Hip-Hop and R&B “greats” T-Pain, Lil Wayne, and Go-Go have decided to come together as one to impart wisdom on some of these wayward hoes walking around here.

The middle-aged sex kittens are set to produce a pilot soon for television networks. Prepare to clutch your pearls as the threesome breaks down hood fights from World Star Hip Hop and give tips on how to drive the stank out of your kitchen after cooking chitlins.

While many Black Americans pop their collars when speaking about President Obama they will need a crash course on accepting the sex appeal oozing from Mama Pain. Her Celebrity Seaborn five star status hair, tatted up hand, velvet pants, and stunting-on-you-hoes posture will have all the kids screaming her name but will surely be frowned down upon by the uppity crowd.

And that’s just the beginning of her problems.

An insider exclusively revealed to us after bible study last week that her Creole status is still up in the air, a problem that could potentially be devastating to her public image. But as long as she is as tough as the skin on her son’s bottom lip she will be just fine. Put her on your prayer list.

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Quick Flicks: Ne-Yo’s 30th Birthday Par-tay!

Posted by Fresh on October 19, 2009

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With a towering tranny on his arm and a smile on his face stretching miles longer than her erect member, Go-Go celebrated his 30th birthday in New York City on Saturday night. Free publicity and yellow cake go hand in hand, I guess. The birthday girl rocked the night away by sweeping the floor with his pussy, drinking champagne, and mouthing the lyrics to “Video Phone” to himself in the mirror of his MAC blotting powder compact. Werk whore!

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Quick Flicks: Year of the Zestlemen Edition

Posted by Fresh on August 13, 2009

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I guess some people are practically getting messy with their secrets. John Legend was seen giving opulent head to a mic at the “Up Close and Personal” event for the New York Chapter of the Grammy Association.

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Quick Flicks: Ne-Yo Promotes Alfani For Macy

Posted by J. Cooper on August 11, 2009

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Go-Go lit up the red carpet with lowered eyes and puckered lips as he officially launched the new Fall ad campaign for Alfani Red Label at the Metropolitan Pavilion earlier today. The R&B singer set off a frenzied atmosphere, as the smiling photographers scrambled to get a good pic of him. Smart for them that they only photographed him with the hat on. I don’t think the world is ready for the grandeur that is his malformed hairline.

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Bitch, You See It!

Posted by Fresh on July 29, 2009

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Go-Go wasn’t about to let the same shit go down twice! Sure, a man can go across the pond and cry a river of emotion on stage bu  he’d better not even think about doing that type of shit here in America. Unless you are . . . I’m not going to go there with Starbury today.

When it came time to hit up 106 & Park you better believe he was prepared both mentally and physically. I don’t know what he was sipping on out of his little tea cup but I am sure it provided him that extra jolt of zest he needs to move the crowd. As long as the vocals sound good and the performance was solid, who the fuck cares?

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