“And your life doesn’t matter to me” is now a new category on C+D thanks to this video.

Gary Coleman went into an explosive tirade when guest panelist attorney Lisa Bloom questioned him on whether he has an abusive relationship with wife Shannon Price or not on Tuesday’s episode of The Insider. You don’t corner an animal in the wild and expect for him not to go on the defense! Try fucking with Tashera at dinner time and watch what happens.

If the above headline read Gary Coleman Arrested For Domestic Abuse of Vaseline Intensive Care Total Moisture Bottle the mood on his face would be much lighter.

Gary Coleman was arrested Sunday for domestic violence, authorities said.

The former child star was arrested in Santaquin, Utah on a domestic assault warrant and booked into the Utah County jail about 1:30 p.m., according to the Utah County Sheriff’s Office.

He was wanted for one count of domestic assault – a misdemeanor – though it’s unclear when the incident occurred. Utah County Deputy Denton, who declined to give her first name, said the warrant stemmed from a missed court date.

Coleman is working on posting bail of $1,725, Denton said, and the jail doesn’t have any record of who his alleged victim was.

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Gary Coleman is urging fans to boycott his latest movie “Midgets Vs. Mascots” after accusing producers of using an “ugly” body double in his full-frontal scene.

The diminutive actor was furious after learning a scene in the 2009 comedy appeared to show him revealing all – and now he’s threatening to sue the studio to prevent further DVD sales.

Coleman alleges he never agreed for his private parts to be revealed in the final cut – and insists the actor who stands in for him doesn’t do him justice.

He tells EOnline.com, “I wanted all my fans to protest my penis being in the movie, because I didn’t want that. It’s a body double, I believe, because I certainly was not gonna do this. And I heard that the body double is ugly, and is unattractive, and does not make me look good.“[source]

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Before you log on Twitter talking tough about Gucci Mane’s lips, bow in the presence of greatness.

Gary Coleman is said to be doing well after being rushed to a Los Angeles hospital Wednesday after suffering an apparent seizure. His agent Robert Malcolm says that G-Spot, who has had two kidney transplants, was hospitalized as a precaution and should be released after some routine dialysis.

Don’t go into the light! Who cares if it leads to a bottle of Lubiderm?

The 41 year old actor was in town for a meeting with producers of his upcoming movie Midgets vs. Mascots to discuss a troublesome scene involving his . . . wait for it . . . love muscle.

“He was very upset to cancel this meeting . . . because there’s a shot of a penis in the film,” added the agent. “Supposedly it’s his, and he’s not happy with it.”

This promotional ad of Gary Coleman selling what little is left of his self-respect and dignity for a couple of bus tokens hit the net  last week but it took a little longer than that to resonate in my spirit. Offer a few kind words on my behalf, please?