Star Tracks: Gabrielle Union

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Gabrielle Union took a break from scheming on other women’s husbands and did a little shopping over the weekend.

The good people over at The House of YBF reported last week that she will executive produce a VH1 reality show that will feature the ex-wives and former girlfriends [preferably baby mamas] of “athletes, actors, and other high profile personalities.”

Siovaughn Wade needs to hit Tashera Simmons up on Twitter and tell her to maul this heffa’s face completely off and then direct message Tiny to kick it around in some truffles.

Get that new Balenciaga bag you’ve been wanting, girl. A check is a check – - even if hoe shit is involved.

Go Ahead And Pop A No-Doz

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Gabrielle Union and Sanaa Lathan. SHAM. FUCKING. WOW. The most exciting individuals of the day are here! Gather around the good stuff. Listen, I’m not just throwing shade at these two for the sake of being bitchy but these broads really do just bore me to death. They are on the same level as Halle Berry on my hullabaloo radar.

Gabby was kinda interesting when she was out there fucking around with a married man [I see you Alicia Keys] but now that Dwayne Wade’s divorce is underway that has all fizzled out. Unless you a showing that pussy on iChat or the like there is no room for you in the inn!

Just click the thumbnails under the cut so that I can buy my cousin a nice graduation gift next month.

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Quick Flicks: Courtside At Philips Arena

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Nas, Young Jeezy, NFL player Takeo Spikes [who also pulls double duty as T-Boz's track master], and the always radiant Tiny watched on as Dwayne Wade drained six 3-point shots in the Miami Heat victory over the Atlanta Hawks last night. And oh what a victory it was. I’m sure Gabrielle Union’s vagina power has little to nothing to due with D. Wade’s balling skills but damn.

Speaking of vagina power, word has it that T.I. is going to finally make Tiny a honest woman before his year long vacation at Club Fed. Yes, I’m talking marriage people. I’m praying to Sweet Minty Jesus that it happens so I have an excuse to cut out the pork for good.

That Dwayne Wade Sure Knows How To Throw A Party

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If the news that Jamal Anderson was caught sniffing coke off of a toilet was too much for you to handle then bypass this post all together. Dwayne Wade’s former business partner is accusing the NBA star of having sex parties during the time of his marriage and smoking on hay in the middle of the barn [don't judge me for that reference].

“It was a four-bedroom place on the first floor of a high-rise,” said Von Houtman, who through 2007 met with Wade and/or Andrews almost daily. “One day, I got a call from my cleaning crew at the apartment. I went down there and what I saw was disgusting. The apartment was trashed, filthy, and it wasn’t the first time.”

Von Houtman described used condoms on the floor of the bedrooms, obvious signs of sexual activities on all the beds, empty champagne and hard-liquor bottles, nearly-finished blunts and half-eaten food rotting on tables and furniture. ”

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Details on Dwayne Wade’s Divorce

Gabrielle Union’s booski Dwyane Wade’s divorce from wife Siohvaughn is heating up. In legal papers filed recently, she alleges he abandoned his children, committed adultery, and infected her with an unspecified sexually transmitted disease. She also wants the names of all of his sexual partners during their six-year marriage.

Heavy, heavy!

9437072 Details on Dwayne Wades Divorce Dwyane, named a ”Father of the Year” in 2007 by the National Father’s Day Committee, has gone ”months” without seeing his boys, Siohvaughn says. His ”failure to spend time with them . . . has resulted in the children at times being afraid of him; in fact, Zion . . . does not recognize or know Dwyane.” She wants sole custody, and support.

She also says she has suffered ”grievous physical, emotional and mental injury” from the STD, diagnosed in the fall of ’07. (The infection is not HIV or a ”killer thing,” sources say.) Dwyane and his ”paramour or paramours” are liable, she alleges.

‘Dwyane must disclose the identity of all of his sexual partners during the parties’ marriage,” says her counter-petition, prepared by attorney Michael J. Berger of Chicago. Siohvaughn has another Chicago lawyer, Dorene Marcus. [source]

Siohvaughn also says that D Wade has “dissipated substantial sums of marital property,”buying his mother a $2 million church; placing substantial sums of money in an account with another woman; providing numerous friends and family members with unfettered access to accounts with hundreds of thousands of dollars of marital funds from which they made substantial withdrawals.”

Straight drama. While this would make for an entertaining episode of ‘The Game’ I hate to see people go through ugly divorces. How dreadful!

Quick Flicks: Seven Pounds Los Angeles Premiere

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Don’t you love it when everybody [no matter how irrelevant, be nice] shows up to events looking all shiny and new? The hater in me doesn’t and wishes that at least one lone soul would hit the red carpet with eye boogers and mouth crust so my job would be a little bit more easier but that wasn’t the case at last night’s Los Angeles premiere of ‘Seven Pounds.’ Maybe next time.

Style Jury: Sanaa Lathan

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Before I  go any further let me first say that nobody better make any harsh comments about Sanaa. She will release a “blogs are the root of all evil” statement [with a preface written by Gabrielle Union] to Essence.com quicker than Tameka Foster and Lisa Wu Hartwell combined. And you know I’m telling the truth.

Sanaa opted to go green at the grand opening of the SLS Hotel on Wednesday. What’s your verdict?