I’m Just Saying . . .

Posted by Fresh on June 30, 2009

Flavor Man

You know how there is always at least one junkie [past or present] relative who breaks your heart when they go ape shit at the funeral because they just can’t deal? Flavor Flav would be him. He talked to the media about the passing of Michael Jackson earlier this week after not being allowed to enter the estate on Thursday. Bless his heart if its coming from a genuine place.

“Music has lost a king, music has lost an icon, music has lost a friend,” he said, his eyes welling up with tears. “It’s unbelievable, but we don’t have any choice but to believe it.”

He said Jackson was the muse for music that’s being created today.

“God needed an extra angel, so he came and got Michael to work for him,” Flav said.

He said Jermaine Jackson, Michael Jackson’s brother, took him to his first black rodeo.

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Quick Flicks: One & Only Cape Town Luncheon

Posted by Fresh on April 3, 2009

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Mooriah Carey is saving the world one flat twist at a time! And you thought you were doing your part by turning the water off when you brushed your teeth in the morning.

Mimikins and her fuck boy husband Nick Cannon traveled to Cape Town, South Africa to attend a luncheon to Benefit the Mandela Children’s Foundation as part of the celebrations of the opening of the new One & Only Cape Town resort.

My only desire is that Winnie Mandela would have slid through security and jumped on the table to give Pepaw Nellie the evil Celie fingers but that is what dreaming is for.

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The Sisterhood of the Traveling Lace Front

Posted by Fresh on February 6, 2009

Deelishis New York

Deelishis and New York once duked it out for Flavor Flav’s heart ["I hate my job." - - Cam'ron] but will now unite on stage for the all Black cast of The Vagina Monologues. Razzle dazzle! Other cast members include Wendy Raquel Robinson, Tamara “Taj” Johnson George, LisaRaye McCoy [log off], Jill Marie Jones, Essence Atkins, Tocarra, Shar Jackson, Ella Joyce, Rolonda Watts, Yvette Wilson, Lisa Wu Hartwell, and Myra J.

Yeah, I’ve got nothing.

“This performance will help empower women to say no to domestic violence, which is a condition plaguing women across the world,” said co-producer Rhonda B. Reece. “The African American community has always ignored this issue, but I am glad to bring this issue to the forefront. It is time to stop talking about domestic violence and ignite solutions. This is a gigantic step towards creating a solution and I am proud to be a part of the team.” [source]

Whatever works. Buyyour tickets at a rib shack near you today!

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Prepared To Be Spooked

Posted by Fresh on January 26, 2009

Flavor Flav

Read it and weep:

Flavor Flav is headed back to your TV screen for a new horror-inspired series called “Nite Tales,” according to the Hollywood Reporter.

Described as “Tales From the Crypt” meets “the Twilight Zone,” with Flav playing a similar role to the Cryptkeeper, the show plans to premiere this year on an unnamed cable network.

“Nite Tales” was originally a BET movie that aired on the network last Halloween. Directed by Deon Taylor, the program will also include fans in the creative process by having a contest online to choose Flav’s character’s name. [source]

And I don’t need a punchline for this shit.

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Quick Flicks: Big Tigger’s Birthday Party

Posted by Fresh on December 23, 2008

Sir Loose Booty [if you believe Superhead] hosted a birthday bash last week with a couple of Flavor Flav’s ball cleaners and random booty magazine models. Raven Symone [!] also came through to wish Big Tigger a belated birthday by presenting him with a basket of assorted ass plugs.

Now let me get my random rant on. For what its worth I actually like Melyssa Ford and actually give her a little credit for turning her video hoe-dom into other opportunities but her I’m-not-the-rest-of-these-bitches-because-I-hosted-a-show-on-BET attitude she gives off can be rather irksome at times. Girl bye! Get on T-Baby’s level and then start making proclamations.

[Flicks via Eviplist.com]

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A Photo Op Is A Photo Op

Posted by Fresh on August 4, 2008

Whatever Guy It’s Bad Enough He Is In A Wheelchair

Raz B tried his hardest to prove that he isn’t “like that” by kissing his beard outside of Hollywood hot spot Mr. Chow’s last night. You are going to always need more people and a permission slip signed by Chris Stokes.

Flavor Flav and Woody Allen along with his bust it baby / daughter were Soon-Yi Previn also made their way past the paparazzi’s flashing lights. It doesn’t get more random than this! The only people missing are Bai Ling, Bookem Woodbine, and Blu Cantrell.

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Hola Hovito!

Posted by Fresh on July 31, 2008

Hola Hovito! Hola Hovito!

I didn’t see this one coming at all and apparently neither did you! I just knew Vibe had went all Vh1 on us and put Flavor Flav on the cover holding up the number of sexual transmitted diseases he has contracted this year. Well played peeps.

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Quick Quotes

Posted by Fresh on May 30, 2008

square Quick Quotes

I wanted to give away my materials,” Badu tells Wired magazine. “It’s about sharing, and that’s why I like this system.” Return of the Ankh is due out in July and is expected to be accompanied by USB sticks which Badu says include extras ranging from footage of concerts, to commentary on the recording process and “me in a bathtub with Flavor Flav.” [I can't and I will not. - - Fresh]

Erykah also hinted at the fall release of a “period piece” tentatively titled Lowdown Loretta Brown. While she has used the alias Loretta Brown during her live performances, she was rather tight-lipped about how it would be used for a full-length release saying, “I don’t want to introduce too much of that right now. I don’t want Gwen Stefani stealing my shit.”

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I’m Just Saying . . .

Posted by Fresh on April 15, 2008

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It could’ve been a lot worse you know. At least Flavor Flav didn’t showed up wearing Katt Williams’ noose and holding a bucket of KFC . . . this time.

Oh, and Sisqo is the real Sugarland.

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Daddy Day Care

Posted by Fresh on September 13, 2007

Daddy Day Care

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Flavor Flav spent most of his vacation in Hawaii spending time with his one true love: his youngest daughter and seventh child. Awww, what a sweet picture. Well minus the Harriet Tubman inspired cornrows.



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Flav & his baby mama in a Maui mall


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