I’m standing in the corner like Angel Pantoja Medina over this one!
Sources tell my cyber homie Necole Bitchie that Tasia Mae and Young Dro have called it quits! The American Idol winner turned Broadway actress turned hot mess allegedly had a DJ at Club72 announce that she was single and looking for a new Dealer.
I hope this was a mix-up and there was somebody else name Fantasia in the building. I was just coming to terms with Young jeezy and Keyshia Cole’s split.
Convicted felon Clifford has joined forces with the Hip Hop Caucus to launch a new voter registration and Get Out the Vote campaign. I wonder if they have an XL t-shirt with him holding a registration card in one hand and a Mac-11 in the other. Look at me giving away creative ideas.
Via press release:
The campaign slogan, “Respect My Vote!” and t-shirts were unveiled today at a press event in Washington, DC, with DJ Green Lantern, Dawn from Danity Kane, Young Berg, Maino, Wale, Young Steff, Washington Wizard Etan Thomas, Olympic Gold Medalist Anthony Killieberew, Immortal Technique, Pleasure P, World Class Sprinter and Champion Michael Walton, BET Executive Vice President Stephen Hill and many others turning out to support.
Yung Berg and Maino, eh? Call me Dunn Dunn, I’ve done heard it all. If I get a press release about Fantasia holding a book drive I’m canceling this site.
 He’s still going to jail though. Sorry Piglet.
Say it ain’t so! The Velvet Teddy Bear
more like polyester nowadays is allegedly set to marry Surata Zuri McCants [best last name ever], one of the hard working ladies from the “Tip Drill” video. It must be his money ’cause it ain’t his waist. This is going to make for an awesome cover story for Sister 2 Sister.
I tried to watch the video to see if I could point her out [where she at? where she at? there she go!] but I got lost in a sea of ass, Solo red cups, and throwback jerseys. Here’s what one of my favorite bloggers The IPS from Tha Feedback had to say about Reuben’s plans on wifing up the booty bouncer:
WOW, “Flying without Wings” indeed Mr. Teddy Bear! I hope he got her tested, checked, and ran her through a car wash or something. But apparently, Ruben is a fan of Magic City. LOL, I’m sorry, if he puts out another Gospel album like he is rumored to be doing, I won’t be buying that! He will not be spending MY cold hard cash on singles in g-strangs, hot wings and Cristal. No sir, no ma’am, I can’t and I won’t!
I’ve been giving Ruben the side-eye every since he went on Showbiz Tonight talking about how wonderful it felt to be a vegan but this takes the cake. I wonder if Fantasia and Young Dro have anything to do with the couple meeting.
If you look like this when you walk out the door in the morning, do us all a favor and run back inside of the house to dust yourself off and try again.
I hold Young Dro 110 percent accountable for the fuckery perched on top of Tasia Mae’s head. That boy is always rapping about colors and shit , so I wouldn’t be surprised if she felt inspired and decided to start experimenting with ROY G. BIV.
On second thought, I blame Shar Jackson. I know I am not the only one out there who remembers when the #1 baby mama rocked the same hair color combination back on ‘Moesha.’
More flicks of Fantasia and her 6 year old daughter Zion enjoying a day of girls only shopping on Robertson Blvd. after the jump.
 Whirlwind, sour apple, Jolly Rancher, Patron, Tropicana, Mars bar, tofu, your lipstick, high-tide ocean, Papa Smurf, Patron again, bell pepper, the nose on Rudolf, Tropicana again, cocaine, Superman, vanilla, and Ric Flair hair to name a few.
[Flicks via Starzlife]
MTV cameras will follow Clifford around as he performs the remainder of his community service hours and prepares for a one-year prison sentence next spring for a reality show slated to air early 2009. I’m praying that Fantasia and Young Dro make multiple cameo appearances but I digress.
What should the show be titled?
Fantasia’s hair damn near matched the red carpet at the American Idol finale on Wednesday night. Only Young Dro knows for certain if the curtains really matches the carpet, if you catch my drift.
You know they have at least two cases of Chek soda in the back of their car.
Tasia Mae’s raw emotion filled performance of “Bore Me” was overshadowed by her kool-aid red hair hue and ghetto ice skater attire. I mean, if she was on her way to the club after a day of fun at ’94 Freaknik she would be good but unfortunately that’s not the case.
Young Dro, I’m not going to blame you this time around but I may not be as lenient if this fuckery happens again.
[Flicks via Just Jared]