Open Air: Happy Late Birthday, Tasia Mae!

Today’s commercial break is brought to you by the letter Q, Southwest Airlines, and the underrated acting abilities of Kadeem Hardison. Damn that boy good.

Between Al Sharpton dancing and shit [copyright Eddie Levert] at the Apollo and Papa Joe plugging his new Gangsta Grillz mixtape I totally neglected the fact that Tasia Mae celebrated her 25th birthday yesterday. Since she is a walking martyr I think we all should take a few moments out of our day to acknowledge her greatness. May the love of Fantasia and Young Dro live in our hearts for forever and a day.

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Let the record show that K-Ci has absolutely nothing to do with this post. I just do shit like this to infuriate Kendu. He don’t want it with them Hailey Boys. Fantasia is their cousin, enough said.

Mary J. Blige voiced her opinion about her step daughter Briana Latrice sucker punching [literally] rapper Charles Hamilton to Angie Martinez on Hot 97 yesterday.

“I feel really bad, and it doesnt make me proud for me to see her doing things like that. Its just stupidity. It makes no sense. But as a parent, we love them through [it.] I’m not like ‘yeah son, I’m glad my kid is up there.’”

Kendu then chimed in, asking “Why she didn’t put her body into the punch?” Listen to the interview at The House of Info!

Reading Is Fundahmentail

Kim Kardashian thinks that Us Weekly put her sweet cakes in the same category as the rest of our chunky asses. As if!

56037171 Reading Is FundahmentailI am a huge fan of Forever 21 and I’m very happy they have expanded their line to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound like I am! I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things.

I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a “fuller-figured woman” of extra large proportions is a little offensive.

For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL.

Oh Kim. The article was saying you were a fan of the store, not the celebrity face of the new plus size line. If you would have taken the time out to read and sound out the words instead of scan through looking for backshots of yourself you wouldn’t be so offended. Fantasia understands this concept, why don’t you?

Too bad Team Chunk is waiting outside of the bitch’s house with a house full of choppers and everybody quiet. I understand what she is trying to say, really I do, but the rest of my goon squad is not as forgiving. She has stepped on some toes and its hard enough walking around in $15 Payless pumps all day as is when you are a big girl but that’s another post. Watch out for the big girls!

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Solange stays showing up to some shit with that Ultimate Warrior make-up on. Oh well, a bitch got an album to promote. Sol-edad O’Brien and the Martin Luther King Blvd. Nightmares is available in stores now!

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I’m Just Saying . . .

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If you follow me on Twitter you already know my heart but for the rest of you: Why the fuck is everybody getting a reality show? Couldn’t we just follow them on Twitter if we cared? Unless they can guarantee to have a family member as riveting as Frankie  they are doing not only themselves a great disservice but the rest of us.

Rudy Huxtable is getting a show about shacking up?! Girl, your life on Twitter is for more interesting! You got people pretending they are you, putting Young Ashy aka Malik Yoba’s phone number and shit. And although Fantasia’s family probably does more than one Frankie floating around unless she can come with a new and exciting quick weave for every episode I could care less.