Just to let you know, I got my hater blockers on so I can’t see your smart ass comments. Call me Fantasia ’cause I can’t read shit.
If you didn’t know by now I live for Lil’ Mama. The only reason I even bother to watch America’s Best Dance Crew is not for the excruciating amounts of tang that the contestants ooze out [that's a major contributing factor though] but its to see how Niatia would be decked out. She never fails to surprise and this week is no exception!
I’m not sure what type of look she was going for . . . mutant airline stewardess perhaps? Whatever the case is she looking bangin’. If you drink plenty of water, exercise and moisturize your face and neck area every day you too can look this good in your 60′s. Get you a piece whore!
The human sweatband that is Tasia Mae did a special raw emotion filled performance of “Lady Marmalade” at UNCF’s Tribute to Patti LaBelle. I just knew that she was going to kick off her shoes and start rolling around on the stage like Aunt Patti but she made a liar out of me.
Oh, and expect for Creole Lady Marmalade to be the name of the first fragrance from the House of Dereon.
Just when I had almost given up on Black Love [I am still recovering from the break-up of Fantasia and Young Dro] here comes Ashford & Simpson in all of their Luster’s Pink Oil Mosturizer grandeur! Glory be to God!
The longtime songwriting duo’s first ever CD / DVD set Ashford & Simpson: The Real Thing is in stores today and features “mesmerizing performances” of all of their classic records. Young Jeezy and Keyshia Cole, this can still be you if you are willing to work it out! Do it for Neffie, do it for love, do it for a check.
Fantasia and her tangy manager sweaty pits made an appearance at the Hip Hop Caucus in DC on Tuesday night. Every time we catch up with Tasia Mae she is usually either sweating profusely or stomping around on stage barefoot, so this little slip up should come as no surprise. However, her SWV inspired finganailz are taking me to another level!
If anybody else came out of their house wearing this little jazzy number I would be forced to toss them in the casket face first but this is Fantasia we are dealing with. At least she is wearing shoes and covering up her stretch marks. Who says progress is a slow process?
Tasia Mae  kicked it at a party for The Real Housewives of Atlanta earlier this week. She miraculously managed to keep her shoes on this time but couldn’t resist the urge to dance on a table. I’m just glad that she didn’t have a man down, Team Chunk situation from yesterday. Hit up FreddyO for more flicks.
 How long is she going to wear those damn braces? I mean really, I’m glad she got them and everything but Solange will be in the Rock N’ Roll Hall of Fame before she gets those shits removed.
Jennifer Hudson has revealed she’s “thrilled” Barack Obama has asked her to sing the national anthem at the Democratic National Convention.
Hudson, a native of Obama’s home town of Chicago, was asked to sing “The Star Spangled Banner” at the convention at the request of the Illinois senator, Theola Borden, her publicist at RCA Music Group, said on Tuesday.
A representative from the wig crypt was unavailable to comment.
I don’t have anything against Jennifer but I believe Fantasia would’ve been a better selection. Young Dro could have really set things off by sauntering on stage Bobby Brown style and dabbing the sweat from her brow and snatch area.
In other related news, according to Crunkster CoopISeeYou former rival Hillary Clinton will hit the stage Thursday night in a House of Dereon Couture dress and drop down low and sweep the floor with it to Luda’s ‘Monkey Maker.’ You’ll just have to tune in to see what really happens.