The good: She had first dibs on the clearance rack at Wet Seal when the store opened on Saturday morning.
The bad: The obvious.
The ugly: “Give me what you got for a pork chop” is not just a Chingy bar but also a life mantra for Tasia Mae.
When Tré retreated to Brandi’s house in ‘Boyz N The Hood’ to punch the air and weep into her teenage bosom this is the real reason why his tears fell.
Miss All The Way Live 2007 runner-up Fantasia put her baby making hips and wig to work on yesterday with a Mother’s Day concert performance at the Paradise Theater in New York City. That alone begs one question: If you love your mama why would you subject her to this shit? “Woman, hold your head and cry. I got us two tickets to go see Fantasia tonight! Happy Mother’s Day!”
More flicks of Tasia Mae being Tasia Mae after the jump.
If you didn’t already have your wig flying at half mast from your bedpost this should do it:
Fantasia Barrino just had a baby with boyfriend Antwaun Cook, but RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned the father is having second thoughts and is actively pursuing his estranged wife, Paula Cook.
According to a family insider [Teeny? -- Fresh], Antwaun regrets giving up on Paula and their two children and while Paula is very hurt by what he did to their family, she’s not exactly staying away from him either.
“Paula and Antwaun both ended up at Club RE:Public in Charlotte over the weekend and things got a little cozy between the two,” the source said.
Somewhere inside a storage shack nestled deep in the North Carolina woods Aunt Bunny just sternly instructed Teeny to bring her plenty of clean towels and put a pot of water on the stove. That there blessing from God in Tasia Mae’s stomach is ready to come. Well, almost.
After 11 nominations (which also happens to be the same number of checks Teeny has bounced so far this month) Fantasia finally struck Grammy gold with a win for Best Female Vocal Performance on Sunday but the win was, eh, bittersweet.
In a phone call to 106 & Porch on the day following the awards ceremony, Fantasia candidly explained her decision for not attending the show after being overlooked to participate in the tribute to her idol Aretha Franklin.
Victory today is Antwaun’s!
The trout swimming upstream in Teeny’s dream last night doesn’t have a thing to do with Fantasia — and everything to do with his own mouth. Her manager Brian Dickens tells Radar Online that Fannie Mae is packing on the pounds in preparation for her role as legendary gospel powerhouse Mahalia Jackson.