Spotted: The Abominable Norwegian
LaMichael The Last Don (pictured above with his brother Ross) was spotted hitting the slopes of the non-cocaine persuasion and sucking butt in Aspen, Colorado on Wednesday. Bow in the presence of greatness.
My Love Affair With LaMichael Is Back On
I called off my obsession with Evan Ross when a copy of the unabridged version of Act Like A Lady, Think Like Terrence Howard made its way into his possession, vowing to never look back. But his new-found appreciation for snazzy blouses has put his love back on top in my book. LaMichael bossed up by dancing like the bastard child of Dame Dash narrowly escaping an ass lashing at Mouf Breeva’s Las Vegas pool party over the holiday weekend at the Palms Casino Resort. I want this forever.
Quick Flicks: Diana Ross Enjoys A Day Out With The Fam
The darling of Motown Records and her brood was spotted recently having a lunch date in California. Diana Ernestine, being the doting mother, took pics with her own digital camera to immortalize the happy memories experienced on that very day. What caught my eye about the pic was how Evan Ross toyed with the paparazzi, never once turning around to acknowledge them. I assume he didn’t “have his face on” [makeup] and refused to be seen in that condition.
You Sent It!: LaMike In ATL
Yo Fresh I know how much you love Evan Ross so lastnight I took a picture of him and Socialite Marquis Phifer [1] of LateBoots.com at the opening party of Dallas Austin’s clothing line Rowdy at his boutique here in Atlanta.
Thought you would like the pic of your boy!
- – Jacob
[1] The way he has his mouth tooted up is killing me softly.
YouTube Clip of the Day
Fever! LaMike spoke to Black Tree TV about his upcoming album and musical influences [one of which shouldn't surprise any one, ahem]. It’s cute to watch him interact with media now that he has stepped away from being so shy. Get into this!
Tag Records Launch Party
Def Jam’s launch party for Tag Records was one of the many pre-BET Awards events going down last night that Z-list and legit celebrities alike clamored to. There are no rules to this shit, a photo op is a photo op.
I Smell Oscar!
I Smell Oscar!
On the heels of announcing that Keke Palmer has been cast as rapper Roxanne Shante in the upcoming film on the Juice Crew called ‘The Vapors’, blackfilm.com is reporting that the following have also been cast for various roles. Cuba Gooding Jr. will be playing Marley Marl, rapper-actor David Banner will play the part of Biz Markie, Evan Ross will play MC Shan, Jackie Long as Big Daddy Kane, and Idris Elba as Tyrone Williams aka Fly Ty.Clifton Powell was previous announced as playing the part of hip hop DJ and radio host Mr. Magic. [source]
Let’s be honest, this sounds like a BET Blackbuster film diaster waiting to happen. And I love it! I know I am not the only person out there who has been reduced to watching that damn Fat Boys movie on a Sunday afternoon after church.
LaMichael Finds Romance
LaMichael Finds Romance In Lizzie McGuire
Evan Ross has been cast opposite former Disney Channel superstar-turned-pop singer Hilary Duff in the film “Greta,” an interracial teen dramedy for Whitewater Films.
Duff plays the title role of a waitress who falls in love with her a cook at the restaurant they work. After they take their romance to the next level, Greta confronts the concern of her grandparents (Ellen Burstyn, Michael Murphy) about her new boo’s criminal past.
Director Nancy Bardawil is currently shooting “Greta” in New Jersey.
LaMike has also finished shooting “Black Water Transit” opposite Laurence Fishburne, as well as “Brooklyn to Manhattan,” “Life is Hot in Cracktown” and “Linewatch.”
Hilary Duff has a crazy fan base so this movie may be a good crossover look for our boy. She better not cut my baby with those big ass horse teeth. That’s probably why Joe Madden quit that bitch and knocked up Nicole Richie.
Star Tracks: Evan Ross
Star Tracks: Evan Ross
Evan hanging out in the West Village, New York.
LaMike credited dreary day Diana with giving him fashion advice as a youngster. “She would always let us wear whatever we wanted, but sometimes she would see something and say, ‘I need you to switch to this. You’ll like it better.’”
Keeping your tang game proper as an adolescent can be such a daunting task. Especially if you have a tacky ass mama. I remember thumbing through Delia’s catalogs with my cousin Kiwi (born Kenneth) during home room in junior high, searching high and low for a tech vest that complimented his hazel contacts.
But I digress.
Meth lab chic was the inspiration for LaMike’s dashing outfit. Damn that boy is cold.
Sweet Child of Mine
Sweet Child of Mine
Evan Ross outside of Hyde
I watched “Life Support” for the first time last month (yeah, I’m super late) and all I have to say is WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY INFORM ME THAT LAMIKE KICKS THE BUCKET IN THE MOVIE?! I was laying in between my Martha Stewart sheets crying and shit. The Dealer walked in and thought someone in my actual family had passed away. When I told him it was the love of my life he pulled a Rev. Weeks (…..) and hit me in the head with a pillow.
And before you talk crap about my lovely child wearing an aviator jacket just know that he had just returned from piloting some pussy. Happy Friday.
