Christian: Greg Leakes threw a gentlemen’s club meeting? Eddie Levert looking like he over there skeeting dust.
Fresh: The lies you tell. Eddie is over there looking like my future ex-cake daddy. Every woman needs a man like that. I’d rather give somebody some ass to repair the timing belt on my car than pay a license mechanic $800.
Christian: Well while he’s fixing your car, Eric Benet looking like he will touch up your leave out while treating you to a DVR marathon of ‘Moesha’ and ‘Girlfriends.’
Fresh: It’s been a wrap for him since he showed up barefoot on the red carpet with Halle Berry that time.
Christian: I wonder if he still has that sex addiction. He might be the face of the penis that was cleansing Kevin Terry’s throat on film. The Lord’s work has no boundaries.