Eddie Murphy was also in St. Bart’s, while Beyaki and Jay bitched about Janet, playing an acoustic version of “Party All The Time” to a bunch of blonde hos. The future Riddler also wondered if any were pals of CoCo. See more flicks of Jimmy Early at Just Jared!
I hope all my fellow fuckery enthusiast had a wonderful weekend and all that good shit. Now on to the meat and potatoes.
I will not comment on the following gossip item but rather insert several side-eyes where I see necessary.
THE hottest after-hours party in Hollywood isn’t at a club – it’s at Eddie Murphy’s Beverly Hills bachelor pad. One source said, “Eddie has taken the after-hours party up a notch since he’s been single. Murphy and Johnny Gil [who lives in the sprawling manse's guesthouse - - side-eye] have been holding bowling tournaments in the house’s bowling alley almost every weekend. He even hired DJ Ruckus to spin one party.” Guests have included Busta Rhymes, [side-eye] Bobby Brown and Dallas Austin. “When Bobby was there, they messed with him and kept playing songs by [Brown's ex] Whitney Houston.” A rep for Murphy didn’t return e-mails. [source]
We all kno that Bobby Brown is always looking for a place to lay his naps but Busta, what it is right now? If you believed Terrence Dean when he “outted” Mr. Rhymes in his book then you are probably not surprised one bit.
The mayor of a Kansas town issued an apology Thursday for appearing as a drag-queen in blackface last weekend as part of a fundraising event, according to the local chapter of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP).
Arkansas City Mayor Mel Kuhn participated in and won a drag queen contest held as part of an annual fund raiser sponsored by Court Appointed Special Advocates (CASA), an agency that supports foster children in the court system.
Kuhn appeared dressed as a character which he called “Smellishis Poon,” with his face painted dark for the event.
But Kuhn told FOXNews.com that he was not in blackface, but in “tanface,” and did not intend to offend anyone.
“Blackface is shoepolish,” he said. “That’s not what I did. I dressed up to win and because it was so hilarious.”
What’s good Crunkland, allow me to introduce myself, my name is Xilla the one with that starts with the X. Some of you may have been to my site BlogXilla.com where you can get Urban Life blogs, relationship advice and a bit of entertainment and I’ll be giving you the play by play of the Negro BET Awards.
Omarion and [insert his brother's name here , I'm too lazy to google him] were spotted peddling ass in Los Angeles on Thursday. Somebody better call Eddie Murphy! Donkey and Johnny Gill wouldn’t mind having a tag team match with this sweet action. Stick and move, stick and move.
Donkey must have that thunda lightning [copyright Khia] because these broads can’t seem to stay away from him.
Eddie Murphy looks like he’s quickly getting over producer Tracey Edmonds. The couple split in January, shortly after an unofficial wedding ceremony in Bora Bora. And since March, Eddie’s been secretly dating gorgeous waitress Lara LaRue, the sister of CSI: Miami star Eva LaRue.
Lara works at Sushiya on Sunset Boulevard in LA, and according to Eddie’s pal, “He is already telling his friends that he is in love.” Lara, a sometime-model and a ringer for Eddie’s ex-wife Nicole Murphy, admitted to In Touch: “I know Eddie. He’s an amazing guy. I respect him and he respects me.” An insider reveals that Lara and Eddie met while bowling and have been keeping the relationship quiet. Eddie and Lara share the same April 3 birthday — but Eddie is 47 and Lara is 25. A pal says, “He’s been sending Lara huge floral arrangements practically every day and is talking about moving in together.” [source]
Eva couldn’t help her sister land a gig as an extra? There’s no point in keeping nepotism alive in Hollywood if no one besides the Knowles family is going to use it.
But I digress.
Don’t date him girl! Unless of course you want John Nay Nay to show up at your front door at 4am singing “And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going” with a fifth of Hennessey in his right hand and a baseball bat in the left.
Besides, who in their right mind would want to walk around with a hoof print on their twat? Yeah I said it.
The Kids’ Choice Awards was the hottest ticket in town for little crunkters on Saturday night. Thank God nobody told R. Kelly.
Eddie Murphy snatched up an orange blimp for favorite voice from an animated movie for ‘Shrek the Third.’ Other winners from the night included Jessica Alba, Harrison Ford, Cameron Diaz and Orlando Bloom.
