New Music: Eddie Murphy – Promise (You Won’t Break My Heart)

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I turned off all the lights in my house and peaked through the blinds when the subject line “New Music: Eddie Murphy - Promise (You Won’t Break My Heart)” hit my inbox.

I will never forget what this country did to our civil right leaders so I know what it is capable of doing to my Black ass through the power of music. My conspiracy theory is that a sniper was waiting in the wings for me to fling my door open and run out of my house screaming bloody murder into the night’s sky as I covered my ears just like this. Too fast for the feds, too cocky for the cops.

According to his reps, Donkey’s upcoming album tentatively titled 9 “highlights the range of Murphy’s musical talent, which encompasses a wealth of influences that zips across a wide variety of music genres.” I’ll let Black Twitter be the judge of that. Skeet or delete?

Eddie Murphy Returns To Music With Reggae Song Featuring Snoop Lion

eddie1 Eddie Murphy Returns To Music With Reggae Song Featuring Snoop Lion

Now that Eddie Murphy has made sure that all is well with Johnny Gill, he’s been able to focus on his other love — music.

I know where your mind is going right now. What is his purpose in life? Can’t he live off of ‘Shrek’ and be happy? Apparently not.

Though it has been 20 years since his last album, someone decided to be a good samaritan and allow the Donkey full access of their basement studio to start recording timeless music again.

In anticipation for his forthcoming album the 52-year-old entertainer made his first tweet a link to his song “Red Light”, featuring none other than Snoop Lion.

On the reggae infused song about police profiling, Murphy channels his inner Bunny Wailer, singing “Broken economy, the streets are dire/ Even more than before/ I need some betterness to take me higher/ Feels like I’m gonna blow.”

The official video for “Red Light” is scheduled to debut on Monday, but you can watch Eddie and Snoop perform the song below.

Eddie Murphy Makes A Coffee Run With His Girlfriend Paige 

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Balcony Love: Eddie Murphy Spotted With Girlfriend In Hawaii

eddie1 Balcony Love: Eddie Murphy Spotted With Girlfriend In Hawaii

Taking a little sperm to the face like a champ is all a girl has to endure in order to vacation with Eddie Murphy in Hawaii. Last year, former 106 & Park co-host Rocsi Diaz was the winner to an all expenses paid vacation to the 808 state with Donkey. Now the gal holding the golden ticket is the actor’s current girlfriend Paige Butler.

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The couple was spotted taking in the scenic views on their hotel balcony on Tuesday (June 11). It’s all too appropriate that Eddie was photographed rocking a Bruce Lee t-shirt since one of their pussies got karate chopped later in the evening.

Don’t be bitter Johnny Gill, be better.

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Eddie Murphy: Sunday Morning Coffee Run With Girlfriend Paige Butcher

eddie coffee Eddie Murphy: Sunday Morning Coffee Run With Girlfriend Paige Butcher

There’s nothing better than something strong, hot and black after a long night of sending scorned former lovers straight to voicemail. Some people don’t understand it when you say “I’ve told your dumb ass about playing on my phone” the first 12 times.

A du-rag wearing Eddie Murphy, which is amusing for no apparent reason, was spotted making a morning coffee run with girlfriend Paige Butcher in Los Angeles on Sunday.  His next profile selfie for Grindr is going to be serious. Evacuate the shore, 360 waves on deck.

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Eddie Murphy Flaunts New Blonde Boo At Spike TV’s Special

eddie1 Eddie Murphy Flaunts New Blonde Boo At Spike TVs Special

All hail Donkey! While Rocsi Diaz spent the better part of the evening updating her LinkedIn profile, Eddie Murphy was honored by a bevy of his Hollywood pals at a taping of Spike TV’s Eddie Murphy: One Night Only special Saturday (November 3) at the Saban Theater in Beverly Hills.

Arsenio Hall, Jamie Foxx, Tyler Perry, Martin Lawrence, Chris Rock, Tracy Morgan and Keenan Ivory Wayans were also among those paying tribute to Murphy. Noticeably absent from the event was Johnny Gill. That’s precisely like the First Lady being missing from the Pastor Appreciation’s program.

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Lies People Tell: Rocsi Diaz Denies Having Anything To Do Eddie Murphy’s Penis

eddie roc Lies People Tell: Rocsi Diaz Denies Having Anything To Do Eddie Murphys Penis

Potential First Lady of Turks & Caicos and transitioning 106 & Park co-host Rocsi Diaz denied sampling Eddie Murphy‘s donkey meat in her free time during a sit-down with The New York Post’s web series ‘Name Check.’

“A yacht?” I’ve never been on a yacht with Eddie Murphy. [On a beach?] I’ve gone to beaches but I’ve never been on a beach with Eddie before. [...] We’re friends,” she responded when asked about being spotted on a yacht and the beach with Donkey, but fondly remembers interviewing him for the first time.

This Isn’t A Romanic Sunset Date, It’s Just Two Friends Hanging Out

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