Buzz Notes: Eddie Murphy Drops Out As Oscars Host

eddie1 Buzz Notes: Eddie Murphy Drops Out As Oscars Host

Less than 24 hours after Brett Ratner resigned as producer of the 2012 Oscars amid controversy over his use of a gay slur as well as comments about his sex life, Eddie Murphy has dropped out of hosting the Academy Awards.

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Quick Flicks: Dark & Lovely Announces Bria Murphy As New Global Brand Ambassador

bria1 Quick Flicks: Dark & Lovely Announces Bria Murphy As New Global Brand Ambassador

Bria Murphy had the support of both of her parents and younger sister Shayne at the press event announcing her as the new Global Brand Ambassador for creamy crack manufacture Dark and Lovely. You hear that Auntie Johnny? Free touch ups for life! More flicks of the civil family and event attendees after the jump.

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Blowin’ Money Fast: How Nicole Murphy Squandered Away Her $15 Million Divorce Settlement In Four Years

Following her divorce from Eddie Murphy in 2006, Nicole Murphy’s levels of sense and sensibility must have been completely depleted, or as Aunt Bunny would so eloquently say she up and lost her damn mind.

Image19 Blowin Money Fast: How Nicole Murphy Squandered Away Her $15 Million Divorce Settlement In Four YearsEddie Murphy’s ex wife Nicole has blown her massive $15 million divorce settlement in just four years – and now she’s millions of dollars in debt.

What’s more, the IRS has slapped her with five tax liens totally $846,630, and she has put her opulent mansion up for sale.

When Nicole divorced Eddie in 2006 after 13 years of marriage, she chose to take a one-time payout from the comedian of $15 million, instead of monthly alimony. But in a shockingly short span of time, she’s managed to lose all of it.

“Nicole made some bad investments with the fortune she got from Eddie, and now she is in serious financial straits,” said a friend of the 42-year-old stunner.

Court records show that the IRS slapped Nicole with two liens for back taxes in November totaling $214,688.

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Courtside Candids: Eddie Murphy’s Date Night

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No more $40 blow jobs from transvestites for this guy! Eddie Gill was photographed getting close to Zane Sex Chronicles actress Maya Gilbert at last night’s Los Angeles Lakers game, sending his sideline ho Johnny Gill into a fit of rage no doubt. First comes love, then comes a hefty divorce settlement.

eddie date3 Courtside Candids: Eddie Murphys Date Night

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A Post Worthy of Infinite Sad Lil’ Mama Faces

angel A Post Worthy of Infinite Sad Lil Mama Faces

I don’t have any children [I'm working on it though, I need the tax break] so you won’t ever hear me giving out parenting tips but I think I know a thing or two about having, oh, better judgment. Its too early in the morning for me to process this. Check back later.

[Flick via Rhymes with Snitch]

Angel Iris Shows Off Her Rockin’ Mohawk

angel rocker Angel Iris Shows Off Her Rockin Mohawk

It seems like it was only yesterday when Eddie Murphy was denying paternity of newborn baby Angel Iris in interviews, now she is running, jumping, and carrying glowsticks!

As a rule of thumb I try not to talk about them until they are old enough to tie their own shoes [this however does not apply to Baby Daniel, his ass has been here before on multiple occasions] so I am just going to crack and awkward smile and compliment the little one on her shoes.

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Quick Flicks: Eddie Murphy In Hawaii

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Donkey showed off his skrong arms [only Johnny and his ex-lovers know if those same type of veins appear in other places on his body] while basking in the 808 State’s sunshine on yesterday. This is just another day in the life of an international sex symbol, I guess.

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Star Tracks: Eddie Murphy

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Not to be out done by Mel B’s abs of steel Queen Donkey made a random appearance at the G.O.O.D Music party in Los Angeles over the weekend. The guest list, which included Tiffany from Oxygen’s Bad Girls Club and Guy Torry, probably was the last reason he was in the spot dressed in all black like the omen. I’ll just chop it up to him looking for some hot trade.

Quick Flicks: Nicole Murphy + Michael Strahan

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Nicole and her new dick dealer Michael Strahan hit Moves Magazine Super Bowl Party in St. Petersburg last night looking, well, all strong and shit.  The former Mrs. Eddie Murphy is always holding it down for all the strong faced women of the world. Sheree and Lil’ Mama should fall to their knees when she enters the room.

Overexposed couple Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush were also in the building but if you don’t know what those momofukas look like by now . . .

Mook’s Minute: Get in the Hot Tub, Bitch

Sing Eddie Sing!

Eddie Murphy was also in St. Bart’s, while Beyaki and Jay bitched about Janet, playing an acoustic version of “Party All The Time” to a bunch of blonde hos. The future Riddler also wondered if any were pals of CoCo. See more flicks of Jimmy Early at Just Jared!

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