Dwight Eubanks And Norwood Young: Two of America’s Most Wanted

Posted by Fresh on October 12, 2009

gimme dat Dwight Eubanks And Norwood Young: Two of Americas Most Wanted

I don’t have it in me to dedicate any additional energy into Debra Lee’s House of Mirrors [copyright Kid Fury] so I’m on to the next one.

While Atlanta area rappers and socialites were busy snatching coins from their mother’s “offering change” pickle jar to have enough extra cash to make it around town on Saturday, there was a whirlwind of zest in Beverly Hills at the 19th Annual Divas Simply Singing! AIDS Benefit Concert  [sponsored by Pancake 31] out in Beverly Hills.

While NASA made headlines last week for licking shots at the moon but the occurrence of Dwight Eubanks and Norwood Young’s pussy being presented on the same platter is far more important.

Giving you something you can feel.

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Dwight Eubanks Wants To Show You His Toolbox

Posted by Fresh on September 16, 2009

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Pearl girl, she’s a pearl girl!

Every time a creole does an act of kindness a cast member of The Real Housewives of Atlanta adds fashion designer to their resume. Check Google! Sister 2 Sister reports that Dwight Eubanks will unveil his new men’s collection of unique lounge wear, undergarments and a collection of smoking jackets tonight at M2 Ultra Lounge in Atlanta. The seams will be pressed, the shrimp will be cool and crisp, and there will be plenty of ripe melons around to molest!

WHAT CELEBRITY DO YOU THINK WOULD DO DWIGHT’S DESIGNS JUSTICE?

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Your Daily Tang Multivitamin

Posted by Fresh on September 10, 2009

Today is Thursday and you know what that means, the possibility of Dwight Eubanks sweeping the floor with his five star snatch on The Real Housewives of Atlanta! YouTube personality Darian Outloud caught up with our queen after his No H8 Campaign photo shoot to chat it up about various topics such as aggressive women who crave Dwight’s delectable treats and educating our community about AIDS.

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More Chocolate Ovaltine Please!

Posted by Fresh on September 3, 2009

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My RSS feed must have called in with the  island dick blues when Freddy O posted these pictures on Friday because you know I would have been all over this like baby powder on John Legend’s pristine chest hair.

I still ain’t forgave myself. (c) Clifford Harris

The co-creators of the No H8 campaign eased on down the road to The Land of Foreclosure & Famous Negros to snap flicks of the high priestess himself Dwight Eubanks. Various species of fresh water tuna were also invited to have their fins photographed but none more glamorous than Miss Sophia.

Please be sure to quarantine yourself after being exposed to all this fever.

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Fresh Review: Tiny & Toya

Posted by Fresh on July 1, 2009

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Pray for my haters because I am spreading my fuckery around the internet! When I am not doing hoe shit and ranting on Twitter you will be able to catch me over at HoneyMag.com giving my praises to Yahweh + pop culture. I was suppose to write my first piece for the site a looooong time ago but I couldn’t decide on what I wanted to go in on and then I heard an oink from the heavens. Sweet epiphany.

To say I was less than enthusiastic when BET announced that Tiny & Toya would be a part of their summer line up would be an understatement. I expected the show to be nothing more than another chapter in the book about the lavish lives of two hip-hop baby mamas who stay Louis down to the socks. Something I could definitely go without in my $5-foot-long-for-dinner world. Besides, we all have The Desperate Housewives of Bankhead (along with the fabulous Dwight Eubanks) and their rented lifestyles to fill that void, no?

Once the expensive stilettos and oversized bags were set aside I quickly realized that Tameka and Toya are the same type of chicks who I sit next to in the beauty salon, laugh with over cocktails, exchange mean mugs with at the club, call when I need a hook up at the MAC counter, and pray for at night. [CONTINUE AT HONEYMAG.COM]

Watch last night’s sneak peak episode and check pictures of Tiny & Toya looking tragic with all them  Lil’ Mo inspired prison tattoos out on the red carpet at the EBT Awards under the cut.

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A Taste of Honey

Posted by Fresh on June 23, 2009

Tonight is a somber evening for fans of College Hill: South Beach who have tuned in faithfully every week since the show’s premiere to witness Tropical Storm Kyle wreck shit but there is a ribbon in the sky waiting in the wings. Dwight Eubanks is coming back to reclaim his reality tang master thrown! iLive!

Clutch your pearls in anticipation as Dwight and NeNe trade decorating ideas for her new house. I guess that’s what they are calling it now, chile.

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NBA, Where Whoring For Propaganda Happens

Posted by Fresh on June 10, 2009

Beaver Bully

With all of his pool parties and court side appearances I almost forgot about the danger that Rabid Beaver imposes on the rest of society. His whoring for propaganda has not been in vain since he has cemented his position as everyone’s BFF again over the past couple weeks.

You can’t put all the heat on his ass though because his celebutard buddies know exactly what they are doing by showing their “support.”

Ugh. This is why I fuck with real men like Dwight Eubanks.

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