Nothing but a sausage party, it ain’t nothing but a muthafuckin’ sausage party.
For his Club Paradise Tour after-party Drake slipped into something more comfortable — a leopard printed onesie. Sound off your verdict on his style and check out more flicks of 2 Chainz, Meek Mill, Wale and more party hard in ATL.
Photos courtesy of Prince Williams
Aubrey Graham spits hot fire and ejaculates bacon ranch salad dressing. You don’t ever want to get on his bad side post break-up. Shit can get messy.
Instead of letting his tears dry on their own into his Aaliyah screen printed pillowcase, Drake blasted an ex-booty tag partner during a freestyle for UK DJ Tim Westwood that went a little something like this:
“This is also for the hood stars that I created whose booking rate went up after we dated / Girl, you made it for real / Hosting parties with athletes so another rapper will try to fuck you after / Remember when you was my bitch? / My special friend with benefits / You remember how you got here hope to God you didn’t forget / But the look you’re giving me is telling me you did / The empty stares across the club like you don’t recognize the kid”
The world may never know what the terms of the peace treaty discussed between Drake and Common during Sunday night’s NBA All Star Game but we can imagine, right?
10 THINGS THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN SAID DURING THE COMMON-DRAKE PEACE SUMMIT
1. “Call me Drizzy. Should I call you, ‘Commie’?”
2. “Dude, soooo fuckin’ glad we squashed the beef while it’s still sweater season.”
3. “Just for the record, man, I really thought you killed it in Just Wright.”
4. “Yo… I used to hate Y.O.U.”
5. “Disneyworld later, bro? C’mon, don’t get SWEET on me. Ha!”
Hearing Waka Flocka Kel recite “she became a fixture of the underworld” in the opening voiceover made me fall the fuck out. That is all.
Rappers J. Cole and Common channeled their respective light skin rage (mark my words, Jermaine’s fury is bubbling under the surface) in a productive way on Saturday (February 25), going one-on-one on opposing teams in the Sprite NBA All Star Celebrity Game.
Sidenote: So much for Aubrey’s “we can’t wait to run into you like a finish line” talk.
