I was too caught up on Friday night preparing for an evening with the passionate queens of Duval County Fl to join in on roasting Onika and Aubrey over an open flame after they announced their “marriage.” Luckily for me there is never a shortage of shade on my timeline.
Long before his hairline checked into addiction rehab you could find Aubrey Graham cruising around his hoetown in an Acura on a mission to cop chocolate bars for his Granny. Travel down memory lane with Drizzy as he shows off his most prized possessions for his former employer.
Fist Pump: Pop Culture Fix
This looks like the beginning of an awkward porn, no?
The deputy diaper genie of Young Money was photographed in all of his wonton wrapper © Kanye Breast greatness standing on the balcony of the W Hotel in Miami earlier this week. While he did look over the edge with contemplation in his eyes, I am happy to report that he didn’t test his luck by jumping.
Lil’ Wayne and the rest of the Young Money Diaper Genies made a trip over to The Mo’Nique Show earlier this week to get screamed on. That’s about it.
If you are expecting me to make any Barbie and Ken references in the body of this post I suggest you keep it moving. Instead I will give the Young Money diaper genies credit for cleaning up well. When your album release date is nowhere in sight it gives you a few extra minutes in the bathtub. You the fucking best.
Trey Songz isn’t a name you hear often in Crunkland.
While the recipe for bourbon chicken inked on his chest still drives me wild after all these years I’m not waving around my stan flag for him quite yet. He’s proven he is talented and, um, has an ability to tweet about deep and psychological shit but I still need a little bit more before I sign off on him yet.
And naked flicks from photo booth would do the trick just fine.
With an album slated to drop next week if you haven’t already copped the leaked version here’s a preview for his latest visual offering with the J-Setting Canadian. That’s right, you inglorious bastards. 2009 is all about the video trailer.
SHAM. FUCKING. WOW.
SNAP! POSE! MOVE FOR THE CAMERA!
Our favorite Canadian J-Setting Bloodhound is set to appear on his first magazine cover ever. Hitting the newsstands August 18th, the forever tearing ACL translucent canine is set to discuss his story [*] and other bullshit in Fader magazine. Give it up to Canada’s finest!
[*] His story can be summed up in one sentence. Child actor/Wheelchair Jimmy/Mixtape Rapper/Gremlin right hand canine. DONE.