How’s It Goin’ Down: DMX Blames Estranged Wife For Foreclosure

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Excuse him while he loses his mind up in here (up in here). DMX is going one-on-one with a bank over a home that he hasn’t lived in since 2005. The rapper’s Mount Kisco, New York pad is the current residence of his estranged wife, Tashera Simmons, who hasn’t made a mortgage payment since 2008.

Although the property is still in X’s name, Tashera agreed to take over all financial responsibilities for the $1 million estate, even though he advised her to move into a less expensive home.

X tells his good friends over at TMZ that Tashera then withdrew $100,000 from his bank account while he was in jail  without his permission — and didn’t even use it to pay the mortgage. He says he has no idea what she actually did with the money.

“I told her she is living above her means, that you can’t still live on the same block as Martha Stewart and Chevy Chase, you gotta downgrade, but she refuses to do so because the house is in my name,” said X. “She doesn’t give a fuck about my credit.”

Feel free to enjoy the soothing sounds of “What They Really Want” as you enjoy your post-workday mixed drink.

Tashera Attends ‘Couples Therapy’ Wrap Party — Without X

Watch: Wendy Williams Is Mad That DMX Didn’t Make It To Her Show

Write this down: If Wendy Williams‘ staff makes plane reservations for you to attend her show as a guest, she doesn’t care how you get there get — just there if you can.

Well, DMX missed the memo and though he could get to the show because he had the type of “jury duty” that requires sitting behind bars.

The no call, no show after Wendy making plane reservations for one of his many baby mamas prompted the talk show host to spill the tea on the entire situation. She also issued an ultimatium to Earl: He has until Friday to be appear on set or he is no longer invited to sit at her table.

I’m sure he shaking in his Timberlands.

DMX Speaks About His 11 Kids, Legal Troubles And More With Dr. Phil

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DMX appeared on ‘The Dr. Phil Show’ this week to talk about his extensive arrest history, substance abuse issues, financial woes, owing over $1 million in child support, as well as his ever-growing family tree which includes 11 children by 6 different women with another one on the way.

“I just need people to look at me as I speak and know who I am by what I say,” he says. “Not by what you see in the newspaper and not by what you read. You can tell a lot about a person by looking at them in the eyes.”

He also broke into “Lord Give Me A Sign” and hypnotized the audience in the process, including this guy:

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Man Crush Monday: Watch A Naked DMX Run A 40-Yard Dash Through A Hotel

When news broke that DMX was caught on camera dick slanging while running around a hotel in nothing but socks purchased by the bundle at the local flea market and an ankle monitor, the teenager that once barked at my portable CD player when he asked”Where my dawgs at?” jumped for joy. Then I remembered it wasn’t 1996.

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Fuckin’ Wit D: Watch DMX Proclaim His Innocence Before Arrest For Weed

Tyra Mail! DMX added yet another headshot to his already extensive modeling portfolio after being arrested in South Carolina last night.

Shortly before midnight, police officers pulled over the F350 truck he was riding in for making an illegal lane change, TMZ reports. During an initial search of the vehicle, cops discovered a bag of weed (and not a vile containing crack, I can’t believe it’s not fucking butter) resting on the arm rest of the passenger door where X was sitting.

The officers proceeded to search the vehicle and an additional 3 bags of weed under the driver’s floor board. The driver was cited for possession of weed.

According to the police report, X — who smelled like an entire trough of Wild Irish Rose, bag of rusty nails and slave tears — became “very aggressive with his words and was making multiple idle threats.” Cops say one of the officers recognized the rapper during the arrest and knew there was an active warrant for his arrest.

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Tyra Mail! Here Is DMX Executing His Signature Prison Pose In The Club Last Night

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If you thought a little thing like filing for bankruptcy would prevent DMX from sipping Four Loko mimosas at Welfare Wednesdays think again.

The rapper summoned the spirit of every drug kingpin profiled in F.E.D.S. Magazine and executed some of his most distinguished prison poses to date while partying at an event for Shady Records in New York City last night. Tens across the board!

Earlier in the day, X was photographed with Chris Rock on the set of a yet-to-be-titled film. That’s right side-eye chick, when this phoenix rises from the ashtray again don’t eeeeeeeeem try it.