Sexual Napalm: Dionne Warwick

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Does the likelihood of Dionne Warwick smelling like Sulfur 8 and the pages of an almanac printed in 1957 kill your libido? Well, it shouldn’t.

Dionne shared pearls of wisdom with eager students at the 2013 Grammy Camp Legends on Tuesday (August 6) in New York City.  Hey young world, having proper etiquette with the weed man is essential if you plan to have a longstanding career in the music industry. Listen up!

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Cousin DiDi, Cissy Houston, Clive Davis and others will share memories of Whitney Houston on a daylong special airing on SiriusXM Radio on Saturday. Celebration of A Lifetime will air from 9 a.m. to 3 a.m. ET on Heart & Soul via satellite. The special can also be accessed through the SiriusXM Internet Radio App, and online at

Our Fair Lady Nippy would have turned 50 years old on Friday, so I beg you not to play ping pong with Ray J’s fuckboy emotions until next Tuesday. I plan on honoring her life by keeping “The Game Belongs To Me” on repeat and watching episodes of ‘Being Bobby Brown’ on YouTube the entire day.

Freeze Frame: My Hair Is Laid Like Dionne Warwick

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“3Hunna” isn’t just an uplifting negro spiritual that appears on the soundtrack for ‘A Bug’s Life: Chief Keef’ but also the amount of days that it’s been since Dionne Warwick last touched up her roots. But as its often said here in Crunkland never throw shade to the one that’s holding the umbrella.

While I was openly participating in doing hoodrat things with friends, Cousin Di Di attended The 16th Annual Wall Street Project Economic Summit in New York City last night. She was joined at the event by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Berry Gordy. Please hold your applause but feel free to let whatever side-eyes you have run wild.

Fresh Faces: Emeli Sande

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Scottish songbird Emeli Sande was this close to having identical coifs with Dionne Warwick on the red carpet at the 2012 MOBO Awards in Liverpool last week. Hey Hate-Retha!

Remaining tight-lipped about the name of the track, the “Read All About It” songbird, who snatched three awards including best album for ‘Our Version of Events’, had nothing but positive words to say about her experience with working with Rihbound on ‘Unapologetic.’

“I sent songs to Stargate in New York who work with Rihanna and they asked me to finish the song for her. I met her in LA and she told me how much the song meant to her. It was great to hear that there was an emotional connection,” Emeli told The Daily Record.

PHOTOS: Chilli And T-Boz Attend The 2012 MOBO Awards

“She said, ‘I don’t know what you have been through but you are a poet and this song has really moved me’. Hearing that from Rihanna was pretty amazing.”

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Sexual Napalm: Dionne Warwick

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Cousin Dionne is killing you with them legs better yet them thighs — matter fact her body!

Di Di served church deaconess realness while being recognized at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards in London on Tuesday (May 29). If she stripped at Magic City her name would be Patrón Silver. Grab some tithe envelopes and get in the game!

She is currently undertaking a world tour to celebrate 50 years of shitting on hoes with her illustrious singing career. Endorsements are cute but you gworls would be better off tucking that ice in until you have reached her level. Now, drive around to the first window for your total.

Open For Discussion: Cousin Dionne

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Cousin Dionne ranks second as the most-charted female vocalist in Billboard with 56 singles — right behind Hate-Retha. Regardless, Honey Badger’s accomplishments as both an entertainer and global ambassador deserve several nasty Leyomi drops and finger wags. Celebrating her 50th anniversary in music, she was recognize by the Grammy Museum this week with a special event held in her honor.

And boy, did she serve the kids fashion and mane.

Joanna: Rodman-esque. She was shooting in the gym.

Tiesha: Forget the hair, dive into those silky pajamas!

Malcolm: Girl, Miss Dionne is not featuring any of you. She is going to finish this and go back home to a pack of Mistys, a gin and tonic and nice game of spades.

Leslie: Cousin Dionne gracefully commands all your favs to come for her, while simultaneously paying homage to the now extinct dodo bird with her hairdo. Now gag!

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