“3Hunna” isn’t just an uplifting negro spiritual that appears on the soundtrack for ‘A Bug’s Life: Chief Keef’ but also the amount of days that it’s been since Dionne Warwick last touched up her roots. But as its often said here in Crunkland never throw shade to the one that’s holding the umbrella.
While I was openly participating in doing hoodrat things with friends, Cousin Di Di attended The 16th Annual Wall Street Project Economic Summit in New York City last night. She was joined at the event by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Berry Gordy. Please hold your applause but feel free to let whatever side-eyes you have run wild.
Cousin Dionne is killing you with them legs better yet them thighs — matter fact her body!
Di Di served church deaconess realness while being recognized at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards in London on Tuesday (May 29). If she stripped at Magic City her name would be Patrón Silver. Grab some tithe envelopes and get in the game!
She is currently undertaking a world tour to celebrate 50 years of shitting on hoes with her illustrious singing career. Endorsements are cute but you gworls would be better off tucking that ice in until you have reached her level. Now, drive around to the first window for your total.
Cousin Dionne ranks second as the most-charted female vocalist in Billboard with 56 singles — right behind Hate-Retha. Regardless, Honey Badger’s accomplishments as both an entertainer and global ambassador deserve several nasty Leyomi drops and finger wags. Celebrating her 50th anniversary in music, she was recognize by the Grammy Museum this week with a special event held in her honor.
And boy, did she serve the kids fashion and mane.
Joanna: Rodman-esque. She was shooting in the gym.
Tiesha: Forget the hair, dive into those silky pajamas!
Malcolm: Girl, Miss Dionne is not featuring any of you. She is going to finish this and go back home to a pack of Mistys, a gin and tonic and nice game of spades.
Leslie: Cousin Dionne gracefully commands all your favs to come for her, while simultaneously paying homage to the now extinct dodo bird with her hairdo. Now gag!