Diddy threw an intimate birthday bash for baby mama extraordinaire Kim Porter in West Hollywood on Monday. Nearly 30 guests gathered at Murano Restaurant & Lounge to celebrate Diddy’s go-to pube inspector’s 38th birthday.
According to a source who attended the private party guests serenaded Kim to Stevie Wonder’s “Happy Birthday” before presenting her with a cake.”
While Diddy stuck to ginger ale at the party, the other guests sipped on a specialty lemon drop martini made with Ciroc vodka created for the occasion. I’m crossing my fingers that he got her knocked up the same night so we can all have something to talk about in the upcoming months. Well? Kim has been keeping a pretty low profile so a pregnancy just may be the boost she needs.
Speaking of toothpick crypt employees, Aubrey O’ Day thought it was necessary to tell Usmagazine.com that she can’t decide which menu to order off: vagina or penis.
Is this a Derek Blanks exclusive photograph?! He’s done it again.
‘I Want To Work For Diddy’ larger than life [pause] contestant Poprah is looking for love. Are you that somebody?
Do you like big girls? Come on now, really, do you have an affinity for thick chics? Keep It Real, fellas! Well, we have the hottest plus size girl on the planet, and she’s looking for love right now!
If you’ve seen Vh1’s hit show, “I Wanna Work for Diddy”, you know who she is~That’s right the big girl, with big skills and big dreams, and all the sexy. It’s Poprah!!!
She’s in Atlanta right now casting for her own reality show, Big Girls Need Love Too! And she’s looking for a man just like you!
Auditions are this Tues., December 16th, that’s tomorrow, brothers. So you need to email Hollywood South right now for more information. If you are 21 or older, ready to get your swag on reality tv call’em right now. Any race, any style, hip hop, corporate exec, rocker, geek, activist, whatever, it’s all good! Email your phone number and photo to firstname.lastname@example.org.
“Ready to get your swag on reality tv?” Sweet minty Jesus take me in your arms and protect me! At this point I’m convinced that networks would do a show on the life of a tampon if it meant more ratings.
Diddy wants to be the next James Bond so much that its rumored that he dropped $750,000 on making his 007 audition tape.
“I know in [MI6] they have some black agents,” Diddy said at New York’s London Hotel, where he was promoting his I Am King men’s fragrance. “I know there’s some black people that can save the world. White people aren’t the only people that can save the world. My variation, I would come from the New York agency. I would actually be working with James Bond. And he would get kidnapped, and I would have to come get him and save the day. It’s a natural thing. It’s organic. I think it would be a tragedy for the next James Bond not to be black, and I think the next Superman should be black. We are like the coolest creatures on the face of the Earth.” [source]
True, we are pretty cool but I’m not sold on the idea of Diddy as the first Brother Bond.
James Bond has a shit load of interesting gadgets and can do all types of cool shit, no? Sean probably struggles Elvin Tibideaux style in opening jars of pickles. What would be Diddy’s “thing,” smoothing out Kim Porter’s perm with one of Janice’s vintage rattail combs from The Dollar Tree?
I’m thinking more like Bokeem Woodbine, Duwanna Cole, or even the negroid from that Everest411 commercial for the groundbreaking role. I would’ve added Sidney Poitier’s name on the list but something tells me he hasn’t been on a pair of jet skis in a minute. Who would you like to see as the first African American James Bond character?
Aubrey O’Day gave her stripper pole a break and volunteered at the New York City Rescue Mission on Thursday. Or so she wants all of us to believe. Look lady, there is a difference between helping out the homeless and doing extra chores inside Diddy’s tooth pick crypt so you can secure a bed for the rest of the week. Believe that.
Two years after her piss poor live performance of “Me And U” on 106 & Park Cassie is still defending her vocal skills.
“I think more than anything, people were mean. I couldn’t ask for things to go any other type of way. I don’t regret how it went, and there was a reason why that happened. But at the same time I have to take the blow for it,” Cassie tells All Hip Hop. “That was my own fault for not being prepared and not saying anything to anyone when I knew that I wasn’t. I’ve gone in with my vocal coach.”
She added, “I’ve made it clear to people that I’m not Aretha Franklin. They’re going to see me perform and entertain, but they’re not going to see my blow. I wouldn’t ever take credit for anything like that. It’s just not what I do. I’ve gone in and have tried to develop it. Either running on the treadmill and singing and doing whatever I have to do to prove to people because second chances are rare. I’ve definitely gotten one, so I’m going for it. I’m going for mine.”
Damn right you’re not Aretha! You well never look as good as her in a two piece. You will never be able to wear an entire woolly mammoth fur coat and pull it off with grace.
But most importantly you don’t have Catfish Wilkerson by your side holding you down when she gets rough. You have Diddy. Enough said.
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Usher is trying to send Tameka into an early labor by frolicking around with Victoria Secret models and shit! Hasn’t that poor woman endured enough? Expect a statement from Mrs. Raymond to be posted on Essence.com by the end of the day.
While Diddy, Slickback Ivanhoe, Kim Kardashian and Lenny Kravitz all scored front row seats to the show and Usher’s performance at the Fontainebleau Resort, Aubrey O’Day was relegated to fifth row status. Welcome to Mashonda’s world.
I don’t know who she will have to sleep with [or who will allow her to sleep with them] but Khia needs her own syndicated talk show. I can envision the brown beauty [hi hater] hurling insults like “dusty foot bitch” and “fuck boy” at her guests. I’m going to sow a seed faith at church on Sunday that my prayers come through. In the meanwhile I guess I will be stuck reading her poignant MySpace blog.
Here is what Thug Misses had to say in response to Diddy appearing in L’uomo Vogue with his naked twin daughters:
P-Diddy what the hell is really going on???? Where the hell is Kim Porter and your Lil Kim looking ass MAMMIE???
I know Janice Combs didn’t appove this shit here!!!!!!!! Now….The Hood already knew that you had a little SUGA in your TANK and that you FUCKED FARNSWORTH and that’s why you never married Kim and you STOLE Danity Kane’s Money…. But a PEDIFILE?????? You gotta clear this one up for me Diddy!!!!!! Why is the HOOD calling you a PEDIFILE????? Is it because you really got a THANG for BOYS?????? Or is because you have pictures of you and your little girls butt-ass naked with Chippendale Bow-ties around their small ass NECKS??? This look like some Michael Jackson bullshit…