Diddy released all the members of Danity Kane except Dawn [after praying about it, of course] on last night’s part one episode of It Was Fun While It Lasted. Last man standing, bitches! I guess all those rumors of her becoming a solo artist was true.
Mouf Breever will exploit all five Danity Kane members one last time on the special finale show. Viewers will watch as all of the ladies reunite for the first time since their break-up. Girl hand me a handkerchief and my clutching pearls!
Watch the firing squad under the jump.
The spawn of Kim Porter and Al B. Sure dedicated a blog to his sperm donor on Global Grind today that has Sad Lil’ Mama Face Approved written all over it. Somebody cue “Biological Didn’t Bother.”
I’ve been inspired throughout my life by special circumstances and unique experiences. Foremost, I grew up with a family that injected me with unconditional love and enduring confidence. This is my foundation … the family holidays and celebrations with my maternal lineage … supportive smiles in audiences at school programs … guiding hands to complete homework and special projects in the wee hours of the morning.
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Diddy’s Miami mansion is quickly turned into lover’s lane. I know you are still trying to erase the mental image of that beaver smiling as he cruised the ocean’s wave on his jet skis, but hey.
A source tells Scandalist that Cassie and Mouf Breever were spotted frolicking around with one another at a private after hours soiree over the weekend. Kim Porter will not be pleased to hear this.
“Diddy and Cassie were definitely together. They were all over each other and didn’t leave each other’s side the whole night.”
Diddy and Cassie have been rumored to be hooking up for more than a year, but the Bad Boy has always denied it. “I am still single and am not in love with anyone,” he said when rumors of he and Cassie being an item first surfaced.
Clifford and his baby mama Lashon Dixon put their legal beef on the back burner [on low, simmering] long enough to celebrate at the joint birthday party of son Domani and Tiny’s daughter Zonnique over the weekend.
Clearly Tiny and her eyebrow ring are both martyrs for peace. The Jesus in Tiny loves the Jesus in Lashon. [Reference!] Essence magazine would be proud.
Zonnique isn’t T.I.’s daughter by DNA but he claims her as his own, Diddy x Quincy style. All these kids and baby mamas get confusing after a while! It’s like going to a family reunion and trying to figure out which kids belong to what parents before you cuss them out for playing dodge ball by your car.
Is this a party for kids or for grown people? I’m just saying how I feel. You ever notice how Black people are always confusing the two?
Normally I don’t go around plugging artists all willy-nilly without receiving a check first for it but please visit your local bootleg man and support D. Woods! I know she has felt this economic crunch five times over with Diddy holding everybody in Danity Kane’s [minus Dawn] checks.
You know he told Cheri Dennis not to mail that girl her W-2 form yet! While everybody is riding around in their new Charger with a paper tag she is stuck on Marta with Souljah Girl. That ain’t right.
Dawn Richards has already felt the impact of the recession three times already so I understand her need to sell ass but if Aundrea and her moon face decide to get oiled up for FHM I think we all should launch an investigation against Diddy and his involvement with brothels.
If you would like to spend a lovely evening at home jacking off to this hit up your nearest magazine rack and look for Christina Milian’s growl power or hit up Cutie Central for more flicks.