Day Late, Dollar Short

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After serving 90 days in a Phoenix, Arizona jail DMX did like any other respectable man of the cloth: he had a crack party with Katt Williams and a dog inside of Yung Joc’s penthouse.

Inside Yung Joc’s head. Joc was a little bored [suing Diddy can have that effect on a person] and decided to use his imagination on Twitter yesterday. Makes good sense to me. Muppet Babies are always playing make believe to pass the time! If you thought that Rescue 911 shit was true for a second a coked up dog should attack your ass.

And speaking of canines, in order to keep the lovely Tashera draped in the most delicate of fabrics Earl is hitting the pipe road, Jack. You know The Carter is still calling his name though.

“His touring schedule will be later this fall; however he will be making appearances at certain concerts and special events to let his fans know that the DOG is Back! Dates include: Phoenix (May 14-15), Las Vegas (May 16-17), Los Angeles (May 21-22), Albuquerque (May 23), Denver (May 24), Atlanta (May 29), Houston (May 30) and Dallas (May 31).”

Guys’ Night Out With Jay-Z + Diddy

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Mr. Carter and Mr. Combs watched on as the Houston Rockets defeated the Los Angeles Lakers in Game 1 of the Western Conference Semifinals on Monday night. The two entrepreneur friends also partied in Las Vegas together over the weekend.

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Harpo, who this kid? Baby Daniel is sharpening his shank as we speak.

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Its A Bad Boy/Reality Show Tradition, Get Over It

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Diddy released all the members of Danity Kane except Dawn [after praying about it, of course] on last night’s part one episode of It Was Fun While It Lasted. Last man standing, bitches! I guess all those rumors of her becoming a solo artist was true.

Mouf Breever will exploit all five Danity Kane members one last time on the special finale show. Viewers will watch as all of the ladies reunite for the first time since their break-up. Girl hand me a handkerchief and my clutching pearls!

Watch the firing squad under the jump.

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Afternoon Raw Emotion

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The spawn of Kim Porter and Al B. Sure dedicated a blog to his sperm donor on Global Grind today that has Sad Lil’ Mama Face Approved written all over it. Somebody cue “Biological Didn’t Bother.”

I’ve been inspired throughout my life by special circumstances and unique experiences. Foremost, I grew up with a family that injected me with unconditional love and enduring confidence. This is my foundation … the family holidays and celebrations with my maternal lineage … supportive smiles in audiences at school programs … guiding hands to complete homework and special projects in the wee hours of the morning.

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Diddy’s Miami Bird Nest Is The Place To Be, Eh?

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Diddy’s Miami mansion is quickly turned into lover’s lane. I know you are still trying to erase the mental image of that beaver smiling as he cruised the ocean’s wave on his jet skis, but hey.

A source tells Scandalist that Cassie and Mouf Breever were spotted frolicking around with one another at a private after hours soiree over the weekend. Kim Porter will not be pleased to hear this.

“Diddy and Cassie were definitely together. They were all over each other and didn’t leave each other’s side the whole night.”

Diddy and Cassie have been rumored to be hooking up for more than a year, but the Bad Boy has always denied it. “I am still single and am not in love with anyone,” he said when rumors of he and Cassie being an item first surfaced.

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Kiddie Party Brings Out The Grown Folks

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Clifford and his baby mama Lashon Dixon put their legal beef on the back burner [on low, simmering] long enough to celebrate at the joint birthday party of son Domani and Tiny’s daughter Zonnique over the weekend.

Clearly Tiny and her eyebrow ring are both martyrs for peace. The Jesus in Tiny loves the Jesus in Lashon. [Reference!] Essence magazine would be proud.

Zonnique isn’t T.I.’s daughter by DNA but he claims her as his own, Diddy x Quincy style. All these kids and baby mamas get confusing after a while! It’s like going to a family reunion and trying to figure out which kids belong to what parents before you cuss them out for playing dodge ball by your car.

Is this a party for kids or for grown people? I’m just saying how I feel. You ever notice how Black people are always confusing the two?

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