And Now, A Filler Post

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Blame my inner whore for propaganda but Cassie’s little buzz cut has grown on me slowly . . . like a fungus. I still don’t know why she is here or what purpose she serves outside of being Diddy’s sexual concubine but I will wait until Kim Porter joins Twitter to find the answer.

Cassandra took a leave of absence from the toothpick crypt to host a party in New York City over the weekend. Cheri Dennis and her mustache were left outside in the cold since they both failed to email their names to be added to the guest list. Nobody told them to show up after midnight anyway. Tough tittay!

The Rumble In Diddy’s Jungle

Not that type of rumble, nasty ass! Sources [and by that I mean Black Rob  who was  also in charge of security detail at the event] tell All Hip Hop that Faith Evans and Lil’ Kim had face-to-face encounter towards the end of Diddy’s White Party on July 4th.

I couldn’t bother myself to edit a picture of the real [oxymoron, much?] Lil’ Kim and Faith Evans together so tah-dah.

kim faith The Rumble In Diddys JungleSources with said that Lil Kim took issue with her representation in Notorious, the biopic in which Faith was attached to.

Faith was in attendance with her husband and Lil Kim was with producer Choke No Joke and to some, this augmented the tension.

“It was really heated,” one source said. “It was about to pop off…there was crazy screaming.”

According to sources, Faith was saying, “I love you” to Lil Kim and Kim responded with “God bless you.”

However, later at the event, Kim asked Faith, “How would you say you love me when you trashed me in your book?”

Under anonymity, a source told “We know that [Faith saying 'I love you'] is bulls**t. It wasn’t even about the movie. It hurt Kim that she was being fake.”

Actor Dennis Da Menace, who played D-Roc in “Notorious” and Devante Swing of Jodeci fame were able to prevent a potentially violent exchange between Faith’s husband, Todd Russaw, and Choke No Joke.

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Girl, You So Regal

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Kim Porter showing up to the Malaria No More white party dressed like a high voodoo priestess put the final nail in the Diddy Is Poison coffin. She could’ve went for a more subtle whore for propaganda approach by just hacking up her edges with an eye brow razor but I think we all know how important her baby hair is to her. I’m not sure what country Mouf Breever reps but he’s giving these broads a bad case of the island dick blues. See Lauryn Hill for more details.

Sean “Diddy” Combs, Ashton Kutcher And Malaria No More Host The White Party

Quick Flicks: Rihanna’s NYC Dinner Date Night

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Rihanna was on the receiving end of one helluva a “bitch, you wait til I get on this master cleanse diet” look of love while exiting a restaurant in New York City on Tuesday night. She hit the eatery with record exec Steve Stoute, who is best know here in Crunkland for getting bashed upside the head with a champagne bottle by Diddy than his achievements in the music industry.

No hate here today. If you’re going to whore for propaganda you might as well look go while doing so. More flicks for your viewing pleasure under the hood.

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Give The Camera Face Miss Que!

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But first let the record show that I will never forgive my twin Kid Fury for saying that the Sam’s Choice version of Rabid Beaver’s lips resembled a pig’s pussy.

Dawn and Mz. Que fight the battle against good and evil in a new shots snapped by celebrity photographer Derek Blanks. As a supporter of Prop 8 and think its wonderful these two women are courageously showing their affection towards each other in such a bold and public way. The sacred act of bumping tangueray area never meant so much to me before. Thank you for sharing, kids.

Instead of frolicking around in front of the camera they should be asking questions on why Diddy has been holding their checks for the last month but if they like it you know I love it. One would think it would be hard to cool off after a hot round of birthday sex with no electricity in your apartment but let love rule!

Bad Boy for life.