Freeze Frame: Terri + Mary

terri mary Freeze Frame: Terri + Mary

Mary J. Blige is giving Terri McMillian the same look I gave myself after I finished watching Derek Luke do his best diddy bop for the first time in Notorious. Terri must have asked Willona Woods if she had any single relatives. The Devil is a liar and the truth ain’t in him.

More flicks of the former Mrs. Jonathan Plummer and her stroke mouth after the jump.

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Frequent Flyer Fug [*]

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I know a million other online gossip rags have already posted these pictures of Mr. Grinch arriving from LAX from her trip in Spain but it wouldn’t be right if I did not acknowledge her. As I’ve said many times before she was on a Creme of Nature perm box, people. That’s as big as they come in certain parts of the South.

KP hopped a plane back to Los Angeles after hearing about one of Diddy’s weekend back door parties that involved plenty of Ciroc and KY Jelly.

[*] I don’t actually think Kimbo is looking all that fugalicious, it just sounded good in me head.

Diddy And Kim Party x Aubrey Tries To Remain Relevant

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Diddy threw an intimate birthday bash for baby mama extraordinaire Kim Porter in West Hollywood on Monday. Nearly 30 guests gathered at Murano Restaurant & Lounge to celebrate Diddy’s go-to pube inspector’s 38th birthday.

According to a source who attended the private party guests serenaded Kim to Stevie Wonder’s “Happy Birthday” before presenting her with a cake.”

While Diddy stuck to ginger ale at the party, the other guests sipped on a specialty lemon drop martini made with Ciroc vodka created for the occasion. I’m crossing my fingers that he got her knocked up the same night so we can all have something to talk about in the upcoming months. Well? Kim has been keeping a pretty low profile so a pregnancy just may be the boost she needs.

Speaking of toothpick crypt employees, Aubrey O’ Day thought it was necessary to tell Usmagazine.com that she can’t decide which menu to order off:  vagina or penis.

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Friend or Foe Side-Eye Action

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What’s up Fresh? Today I was going through photos from Jamie’s CD Release party at TAO Vegas for my website Quick’s Catch Up, and I spotted one of the BEST side eyes I have ever seen. As Diddy pours Ciroc into someone’s glass, the fellow at the bottom of the picture is real pissed at the situation. Damn, his side eye hurt my feelings.

- – Quick

Big Girls Need Love Too

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Is this a Derek Blanks exclusive photograph?! He’s done it again.

‘I Want To Work For Diddy’ larger than life [pause] contestant Poprah is looking for love. Are you that somebody?

Do you like big girls? Come on now, really, do you have an affinity for thick chics? Keep It Real, fellas! Well, we have the hottest plus size girl on the planet, and she’s looking for love right now!

If you’ve seen Vh1’s hit show, “I Wanna Work for Diddy”, you know who she is~That’s right the big girl, with big skills and big dreams, and all the sexy. It’s Poprah!!!

She’s in Atlanta right now casting for her own reality show, Big Girls Need Love Too! And she’s looking for a man just like you!

Auditions are this Tues., December 16th, that’s tomorrow, brothers. So you need to email Hollywood South right now for more information. If you are 21 or older, ready to get your swag on reality tv call’em right now. Any race, any style, hip hop, corporate exec, rocker, geek, activist, whatever, it’s all good! Email your phone number and photo to production@hollywoodsouthproductions.com.

“Ready to get your swag on reality tv?” Sweet minty Jesus take me in your arms and protect me! At this point I’m convinced that networks would do a show on the life of a tampon if it meant more ratings.

Question of the Day

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Diddy wants to be the next James Bond so much that its rumored that he dropped $750,000 on making his 007 audition tape.

Oh bother.

“I know in [MI6] they have some black agents,” Diddy said at New York’s London Hotel, where he was promoting his I Am King men’s fragrance. “I know there’s some black people that can save the world. White people aren’t the only people that can save the world. My variation, I would come from the New York agency. I would actually be working with James Bond. And he would get kidnapped, and I would have to come get him and save the day. It’s a natural thing. It’s organic. I think it would be a tragedy for the next James Bond not to be black, and I think the next Superman should be black. We are like the coolest creatures on the face of the Earth.” [source]

True, we are pretty cool but I’m not sold on the idea of Diddy as the first Brother Bond.

James Bond has a shit load of interesting gadgets and can do all types of cool shit, no? Sean probably struggles Elvin Tibideaux style in opening jars of pickles. What would be Diddy’s “thing,” smoothing out Kim Porter’s perm with one of Janice’s vintage rattail combs from The Dollar Tree?

I’m thinking more like Bokeem Woodbine, Duwanna Cole, or even the negroid from that Everest411 commercial for the groundbreaking role. I would’ve added Sidney Poitier’s name on the list but something tells me he hasn’t been on a pair of jet skis in a minute. Who would you like to see as the first African American James Bond character?