Khia Chronicles

Posted on November 7, 2008

I don’t know who she will have to sleep with [or who will allow her to sleep with them] but Khia needs her own syndicated talk show. I can envision the brown beauty [hi hater] hurling insults like “dusty foot bitch” and “fuck boy” at her guests. I’m going to sow a seed faith at church on Sunday that my prayers come through. In the meanwhile I guess I will be stuck reading her poignant MySpace blog.

Here is what Thug Misses had to say in response to Diddy appearing in L’uomo Vogue with his naked twin daughters:

P-Diddy what the hell is really going on???? Where the hell is Kim Porter and your Lil Kim looking ass MAMMIE???

I know Janice Combs didn’t appove this shit here!!!!!!!! Now….The Hood already knew that you had a little SUGA in your TANK and that you FUCKED FARNSWORTH and that’s why you never married Kim and you STOLE Danity Kane’s Money…. But a PEDIFILE?????? You gotta clear this one up for me Diddy!!!!!! Why is the HOOD calling you a PEDIFILE????? Is it because you really got a THANG for BOYS?????? Or is because you have pictures of you and your little girls butt-ass naked with Chippendale Bow-ties around their small ass NECKS??? This look like some Michael Jackson bullshit…

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Dawn of the Dead

Posted on October 30, 2008

Danity Kane member Dawn celebrated Hallow Peen at her Dusk To Dawn Gala with Chris Brown’s understudy, Chrisette Michelle a/k/a/ the most exciting sanga to come along in 5 years, and others on Wednesday night in New York City.

That’s all I’ve got this time around.

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The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

Posted on October 20, 2008

Before Diddy kicked Aubrey and D. Woods to the curb Tranity Kane got together and posed ‘nude’ in support of PETA. I don’t see how the fuck those white people the organization allowed this photo shoot to go down. All the monkey fur these broads have tried to pass off as weave and haute hoe couture.

In Case You Missed It: MTB4 Live Season Finale

Posted on October 15, 2008

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The live season finale of Making The Band 4 was nothing short of dramatic cunt 101. As earlier predicted, D. Woods [who was also absent from last night's events] was given the boot with resident cum bucket Aubrey.

According to his royal bitchassness, Aubrey was cut from the group because “she wasn’t the same girl he signed initially” and warned her that her bad attitude would leave her in a dark and lonely place in the future. The same dark and lonely place that Cheri Dennis currently resides in, no less.

As far as D. Woods’ departure from the group is concerned Diddy says got she “caught up in the wrath,” though he remains adamant in his decision.

That’s the brakes. Much like the wig crypt, UPS is always hiring.

No We Can’t

Posted on October 8, 2008

That poor, poor bitch. I’m speaking of the dog of course.

On the pre-season finale of Making The Band 4 Diddy announced that resident cum bucket Aubrey O’ Day is no longer apart of his pubic hair removal service team and booted her from Danity Kane. Gasp! OMG! Scandal! We all didn’t see that one coming.

I was going to go easy on her and make this entry a say something nice challenge but I will save that esteem honor for finer fuckery to come. I’m beginning to think that all of these pro-Obama endorsement outfits are starting to hurt our boy. Would you want a momofuka dressed like she just left a Facts of Life marathon slumber party reppin’ for you?!

Quick Quotes

Posted on September 18, 2008

aub1 Quick Quotes

” . . .There was some new guy I was dating, and it was the first time we were going to go there, and he was weird about it. So I ask Jenna [Jameson] for advice and she’s like, “Honey, it’s just a little war paint, who cares?”

- – Danity Kane member Aubrey O’ Day talks to Complex about having sex while on her period

FYI: Cheri Dennis would never put her business on front street like this. She’s a real lady!

Snap For The Kids

Posted on September 2, 2008

I like my tang shaken not stirred and served on ice in a plastic Taco Bell cup!

The children were in full effect over the weekend in Atlanta celebrating Black Gay Pride Week. Tweet [pictured above], Monica, Trina, Danity Kane, former America’s Next Top Model contestant Bre and others hosted events around the Big Peach. Before you open your mouth please remember the motto around these parts: a check is a check. Hit up Freddyo.com for more flicks from the weekend.

[Pictures via Necole Bitchie]